Attack of the Mary Sue's
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter Characters. This fic was inspired a comic by GMonkey. Props to her!
Ready for another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry, Ron and Hermione climbed out of their train compartment and starts heading towards the lake. Ron had been in a good mood all day and was looking forward to the usual lavish dinner awaiting them at the castle when he suddenly spotted something sparkly. Ron blinked. He didn't really believe what he was seeing. He rubbed his eyes and looked again. Sure enough, there it was again, sticking out of the crowd like a blast-ended screwt.
"Psst, hey guys!" whispered Ron to his two companions. "Did you see that new student there? I think she's another one of them."
"Yeah I saw her," replied Harry attempting to avert his gaze from the very distracting sight.
Hermione looked confused. "Another what?" she began, then turning her gaze and spotting the sparkling outline of a girl, said "oh…"
A little while later, after everyone had taken a seat at their designated tables, everyone gave their attention to Professor McGonagall, who had began sorting out the new first year students. "When I call you name," she announced to the awaiting students, " please come forward to be sorted. Anderson, Patr-"
"Wait Professor!" said a girl from the crowd. Everyone attention was instantly redirected to her and her sparkly-ness. "I think I'm suppose to be sorted first."
"And who, may I ask, are you?" asked Professor McGonagall
"My name is Serenity Moonlove," replied the girl, "but call me Mary Sue. I'm a transfer student from America, and I've decided to come attend this school even though I know more magic than well trained Aurors. I'm Harry's second cousin, Sirius's niece, Voldemort's daughter, Dumbledore's mother and Remus's sister-in-law all mixed up due to time traveling."
Professor McGonagall blinked and said in a flat and unamused voice, "That's nice, Miss Moonlove, now sit down on the sorting chair."
Serenity took a seat and put the sorting hat on top of her head, enveloping it in her sparkly glow. The hat shuddered and screamed "Glittercrock!"
"GLITTERCROCK?" started Serenity, "Don't you mean Gryffindor?
"We had to make a new house due to the over excess of new students," replied the Sorting Hat.
Serenity hopped off and walked over to a table with many other glowing girls there. She looked around and saw a cat-girl, vampire, several partly veelas girls, and many other overly pretty girls.
"Hi Serenity" said the cat-girl "Welcome to Glittercrock!"
"Thanks!" replied Serenity
The other girls quickly surrounded her and they all began chatting.
"Hey weren't your eyes violet, Serenity?"
"They change colors."
"Hey! Mine too!"
"And me!"
"Come join us in a slumber party, Serenity!"
"Yeah, we could groom your naturally highlighted hair Serenity!"
And so the conversation at Glittercrock continued on as so….
Author's note: Sorry, I'm in an abusive mood of Mary Sues these days. They always spoil a good fanfic. (Mary Sues made up original characters that are better than everyone else in everyway and always seduces the author's favorite character or characters in a series such as Harry Potter, making many readers want to wretch and/ or stop reading in disgust.)