A Rude Awakening

Summary:

Oneshot. Rai/Jack Slash. Plot-less and Pointless! Flames will be destroyed by means of the Orb of Tornami!

Rating:

...T for fluff and yaoi/ male/male relationship.

Raimundo checked his watch.

'2 A.M. Hmm... If I go to sleep now, I'll get 7 hours of sleep...But if I go to..' His thoughts were cut off by his own yawn, which was followed by a thoughtless fact.

He needed sleep.

Walking out of the Meditation room, which was where he was with Kimiko's new "Attack of the Zombies 2: Zombies Reborn", he took a right, walked a bit, took a left, walked a bit more, and took another right.

He yawned again. 'Why does this place have to be so incredibly large? It takes me at least an hour just to find my room...'

Thinking he knew which way to go, he kept walking, and kept walking, and kept walking. Before long, he passed by the Meditation room.

"AAHHH!" He thought to himself. "WHERE IS MY ROO-"

Yet again he cut off his own thoughts to look to his left, and find, to his astonishment,

His room.

Now laughing rather loudly, he walked in and, without taking any of his clothes off, threw himself onto his bed with a loud "Thwomp".

Raimundo was awakened by the sight of a bright light which disappeared as quickly as it had came. Curiosity taking over, he got up from his bed, yawned a very long yawn, and threw his legs over the side of his bed.

Yawning a second time in under 3 seconds, "A new record, guaranteed" He got up, and began to walk out of the room when he ran into a shadowed figure.

He was about to scream, well, make some sort of yelp of surprise, when a hand rushed to cover his mouth.

He let out a small yelp, only to be muffled by the other person's hand.

After he calmed down a bit, he noticed the person in front of him had a glass of water. He must have been staring at it, because the stranger handed it to him, and let out a

"I got it for ya."

Raimundo's mind had obviously not registered who's voice it was, because he had already taken a gulp of the clear liquid, gave a small "Ahhh..", and had already given the stranger back the glass.

It was only when they stood there, awkward silence filling the air, that Raimundo had actually realized who it was.

Raimuno took a quick breath, showing an obvious sign of a scream coming on.

Reacting quickly, The stranger yet again used his empty hand to cover Raimundo's mouth.

"Mak Shpiser!" was all Raimundo could get out, when Jack removed his hand, and, before anything could happen, when,

Jack and Raimundo's noses were about to touch.

Jack put his hand behind Raimundo's head, tilted his own, and kissed him.