Disclaimer: I neither own Inuyasha nor Victoria's Secret
Jaken's Vent
Jaken runs out into the garden hopping mad (no pun intended) far away from the manor and
screams: "ARRRRRGHHHH!!!!" "WHEN WILL I FINALLY GET THE RESPECT THAT I'M DUE?!"
"When I first took on the position as Sesshoumaru Sama's right hand youkai, I was expecting to fight off
these nasty humans standing by my master." But after he met that CHILD Rin, I went from being
my master's servant to a bloody babysitter!" "I should have listened to mother and became a
doctor instead". "To make matters worse my lord took on that Miko to be as his mate!!" She
and Rin are at fault for turning my lord into a human lover!" "I know I have to respect both
Lady Kagome and Rin, but dammit why am I forced to follow those silly human holidays?" " Oh the
horror I have to deal with wearing those awful costumes Lady Kagome wants me to wear for those
holidays!" "Bad enough that I have to wear that confounded Santa suit every year (which makes
look fat), but to wear that stupid cupid costume every year in February is too much too bear!"
"Besides those stupid cupid diapers give me wedgies!"
"If that's not bad my lord's youngest pups have become holy terrors, by super gluing me to a wall
while making me wearing a bloody dress and posting the picture on the internet!"
"So now my lord and lady asked me to take their daughters shopping!"
"Last time I took their daughters's shopping, they sprayed enough perfume to knock out this poor youkai!"
"If not for the high respect that I have for my lord, I would gladly turn my resignation in and retire to
some tropical island!" At that Jaken has hentai thoughts of tropical hula youkai girls, but slaps himself screaming:
"BAD JAKEN, BAD JAKEN!"
"Oh well, I might as well go back and get ready to take my master's daughters shopping."
"They better not drag me into that stupid Victoria's Secret and make me wear those stupid clothes!"
"This Jaken neither dresses nor swings that way!"
This is going to be a long nightmare!