The Celestian Alliance were stopping for some lunch on an asteroid. Unfortunately, Jumba and Pleakley forgot to pick the others up. "I can't believe The Millennium Falcon took off without us," Star shouted in anger, "Now we'll never go to the Sacul Galaxy."
"Oh well," C3PO whined, "Let's die out here."
Teal started to see an African-American man with a white suit, "What's with the weird guy in the suit?" he asked.
They walked up to the man and wonders why, "I'm hitchhiking." the man said, "It's a lot cheaper."
"I'm with you dude." Lec shouted.
Lec started to join Ford on Hitchhiking.
"Are you sure about going in strangers spaceships? Sunny asked.
"You should ask the guide." Ford replied.
He showed a book, "The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, it's the most remarkable book in the world." Ford said. "It's never been published on earth. The book was published Trigintillion years ago."
"Aliens sure know how to live long," Cho said to Lilo.
Suddenly, a Vogon ship came up and abducted them. "I have to warn you," Ford said, "Vogons are really cold hearted. They don't even have the heart to save their grandmothers from a giant beast. You should never let Vogon read poetry."
Their leader, "Prostetnic Vogon Kwaltz" tied them up and got out a weapon, "He's got a knife." Pinkie shouted.
"Thy micturations are to me
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer." Kwaltz read as the others got crept out.
"Either die in space," "Or tell me what do you think of my poem?" he said.
"It's creepy." Lec said, "Usually I do monster things, but you take the cake."
"Send them to the trashs compactors!" Kwaltz yelled.