Neverwhere in a Page

by Sir Robin

As it says. Super-small-summary of the book....by me!

Neverwhere in a Page.

Disclaimer: Don't own it.

Richard: Look, a dying hobo child. Let's take her back to my apartment.

Jessica: I'm leaving.

Croup: Give me Door.

Richard: Bite me.

*Croup and Vandemar chase them through the sewers*

Door: I need a bodyguard.

Hunter: I'm yours.

*Croup and Vandemar kill the marquis*

Black Friars: Eat dinner with us. Richard, we are going to drive you insane.

Richard: I won. Give me the damn key.

Islington: Boo-haw!

*They run through the sewers*

Hunter: The evil beast! *It kills her*

*Richard kills it*

Islington: Come in. Drink wine.

*Door and Richard get crashed*

Islington: Open the door to heaven.

Door: Bite me.

Marquis: I'm still alive! Haha!

*Marquis, Door and Richard get chained down*

Door: Fine. *Opens a different door*

*Croup, Vandemar, and Islington get sucked into the abyss*

Door: Haha, you bastards.

Richard: I'm going home. Now I'm coming back.

There you have it. Super condensed. Just add some kind of liquid substance.