Just a short I came up with when listening to Pandora. Betcha can't guess the song!
I don't either the song of manga/anime, whatever. Lyrics are from the song, not at all mine. This just seemed like something Alucard would want to do. Major OCCness, please to be forgiving!
''Alucard, why are your boots covered in blood? I don't remember sending you on a mission.'' Integra noted looking over her servant that held his bloodied boots in his hands. ''And you shouldn't have.'' He grinned. ''And why is that?'' She said slightly irritated, but also confused. ''Well, it's a holiday my master.'' She pinched her temples and sighed, ''Which one?'' ''It's Weasel Stomping Day!'' Integra grimaced at him, ''So that's…'' He creepy smile widened, ''Yep.'' ''Ewww. Alucard, get out of my office, now.'' He phased through a portal, boots still in hand. Integra went back to work, but was soon interrupted by a bloodcurdling shriek. She swiveled in her chair to look outside the grounds as Seras was being chased by a hoard of weasely weasels (bad pun). At the back of the hoard, Alucard had his boots back on and was squishing the slow ones. ''Hey everyone, put down you're guns it's Weasle Stompin' Day! Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stompin' Day!'' He sung cheerfully. Integra just sighed again.