Disclaimer: i don't own them

This is a drabble by MiZaZnAnGeL. Warning: innuendo...

And I know I'm suppose to be on vacation, I am. I just suddenly had an idea and I might've forgotten it if I didn't write it down, so I posted it anyway. I promise to post updates on other stories if i get the time.


Hermione was deep in thought as she walked back from the library. She had some urgent news she needed to tell Harry and Ron. Stroding quickly she reached the boys' dorm. Pausing to knock, she gasped when she heard their conversation.

"Ouch!" It was Harry's voice.

"Sorry. Did I hurt you?" Ron sounded concerned.

"It's Okay."

"Alright, I'm going deeper then."

All thoughts about the important news forgotten, a horrified Hermione ran away in a hurry, blushing furiously. She was so embarrassed and enraged that she didn't hear Harry mutter, "I'm never letting you help me clean my ear again."


I hope you had a good laugh. Reviews: Yes please!

Note: err... Ron was cleaning Harry's ear with an ear pick...if you know what it is...