Gir skipped over to the next house, dragging Zim along with him. The Irken growled as his robot eagerly pressed the doorbell and a middle-aged woman came out with a huge, plastic, orange bowl.

"What a cute little robot costume! And look! Your alien costume is amazing!" she coed, placing candy inside the sacks each had.

"It's not a costume! He's an alien. An alien!" shouted a voice behind Zim.

The alien glared back at Dib, who dressed in a Ghostbusters outfit. "Stop following us, Dib-smell!"

"I'm following you so that you don't try anything, you disgusting alien!" the boy shouted as the woman closed the door, trying not to get their attention.

She succeeded in that but failed when it came to Gir.

"Hi!" the robot was hanging from the top of the door.

"Oh! Umm…how did you get up there?" she stared, worrying that the' little boy' might fall.

"I floated!" Gir chirped. "You got any mayonnaise?"

"I'm not going to do anything!" Zim shouted, glaring at Dib with all his might. "The only reason I'm out here is because Gir was put in your filthy Earth monster jail last year!"

"Last year he went on a RAMPAGE!" Dib returned the glare. "You must be a really weak alien to not even have control over your own robot. You must have called him a hundred times! I shouldn't worry about you taking over Earth; you'd never be able to control anything!"

"OOOooo! You filthy worm, stink- weasel pig! You will rue the day I concur this spinning ball of filth! You and your giant, filthy head!"

"My head's not big!"

Two kids in a princess and a pirate costume gapped as Dib and Zim rolled around, fighting madly, and Gir washed a very frightened woman in mayonnaise, humming something from The Wizard of Oz. After a little while, Gaz walked over to the fighting enemies and yanked them apart. Each tried to injure the other, though they were too far away.

"Both of you go home before I send you to the nightmare realm," Gaz's words chilled the air.

Of course they grudgingly agreed. Zim dragged a crying Gir home, leaving a woman with a mental breakdown behind, and Dib vowed very loudly that he would get Zim and save the world.

*Dances in a circle with a skeleton, a ghost, a zombie, and a vampire* Must appease the Halloween spirits so I made this when right now off the top of my head. *Throws candy into flaming pit*