A/N: CLANFIC! So, this one is all about our most recent members! Sorry for not updating last night I fell asleep at 8 and slept for 12 hours…it was niceee…
And yes. Next week is tech week for me. The week before my play, so I will be at school from 7:30 AM until 10 PM. Yeah…
I'm only onstage for two minutes so I'll have time to write backstage!
Ok! Enjoy!
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: Don't own N2N or anything else mentioned!
Real quick notes to those mentioned in the fic:
To BluestBlood: I hope your show's going well! We'll show them that cross dressing characters are the best. =D
To ElianaMargalit: Have fun with marching band!
To oreoprincess0401: I hope you don't have much homework this weekend…Cuz AP Gov homework sucks…
Ok, that was weird…but! On with the fic!
Henry: You, know, I really hate your brother.
Natalie: Really…I had no idea…
Henry: Well…we're alone…
Natalie: That we are…
Henry: *about to kiss her*
*Knock on the closet door*
Natalie: Of course.
Henry: *gets up*
Natalie: You're not gonna answer it, are you?
Henry: uh…no? *opens door*
Clan: *piles in*
Natalie: What now?
Werewolf-in-training: The power went out in our headquarters and since I'm head of transportation, I took us here.
Natalie: *banging head on wall*
Werewolf-in-training: But thanks for letting us stay!
Natalie: We never said you could.
Clan: *puppy dog eyes*
Natalie: OK FINE!
Clan: YAAAAAY!
Henry: Where's your president?
Futurebwaystar: *plops onto the bed* Oh, she's on vacation!
Thatlampshade: You mean she has tech week.
Criminally-insane-girl: Rehearsals from 3-10...
Clan: *shudders*
Crazyunrabidfangirl: And BluestBlood is in The Mystery of Edwin Drood!
Werewolf-in-training: Kudos to her!
Futurebwaystar: You're going to see them right?
Natalie: Uh….are we supposed to?
Clan:….
Henry: What play is Whatsername in?
Thatlampshade: American Idiot.
Clan: *face palm*
Werewolf-in-training: He meant Invisible Girl, hun.
Thatlampshade: Oh. Right.
Crazyunrabidfangirl: She's in DEAD MAN WALKING. *dramatic theme music plays*
Henry: Like the movie?
Crazyunrabidfangirl: Yeah!
Henry: Huh…who does she play?
Futurebwaystar: Um, well…her character is a male governor but the costumer put her in a skirt.
Criminally-insane-girl: She's a cross-dressing governor!
Henry: *snickers*
Natalie: Um, ok…enough about that. Where's the rest of your…posse?
Werewolf-in-training: Well, ElianaMargalit has marching band. Her school's football team is EPIC. Oreoprincess0401 is doing AP Government homework. YourEyes1012 is planning on a way to get Henry back.
Henry:….
Werewolf-in-training: Greengirl16 and futurestar26 are trying to fix the power outage…
***Meanwhile***
Greengirl16: How does this thing work?
Futurestar26: I dunno…
Diana: OMIGOD! BURGLARS!
Both: NO DIANA IT'S-!
Diana: *turns emergency generator on*
Both: *get shocked*
Diana: Ooops.
Dr. Fine: FEEEEELIIINNGG ELECTRIC!
Both: GET OUT!
***Meanwhile***
Werewolf-in-training: And Agent Ilse is busy stalking Moritz Stiefel.
***Somewhere in the SA fandom***
Agent Ilse: *sets up Moritz trap*
Moritz: *whistling* Oh look! Sky…blue…stockings….*gulps*
Agent Ilse: Yessss….
Moritz: Must…touch…stockings…*stops himself* NO! Don't do it! But they're so….blue…*grabs stockings and gets pulled into a tree* AHHHHHH!
Agent Ilse YESSSS!
***Back in America***
Natalie: You guys seriously need lives.
Criminally-insane-girl: What's wrong with our lives now?
Natalie: Well-!
Henry: *throws his hand on her mouth* Shut. Up.
Natalie: *muffled cursing*
Thatlampshade: Natalie needs a swear jar. Every time she swears she contributes a dollar to the swear jar.
Natalie: *More muffled cursing*
Clan: Huh?
Natalie: *licks hand*
Henry: EEEW!
Natalie: What I was trying to say was THAT IS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
Futurebwaystar: $1 please.
Natalie: NO!
Crazyunrabidfangirl: $2 every time she says fuck.
Natalie: Well, fuck that!
Crazyunrabidfangirl: YOU ALREADY OWE FOUR DOLLARS TO THE SWEAR JAR!
Natalie: I'm NOT putting any money in this fucking swear jar!
Crazyunrabidfangirl: SIX DOLLARS!
Natalie: THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Werewolf-in-training: Tsk tsk, Missy…That's already seven dollars…
Natalie: Oh my God…
Werewolf-in-training: Eight.
Natalie: WHAT?
Werewolf-in-training: Invisible Girl said her English teacher told her that once…
Natalie: Well, I'm not Invisible Girl, NOW AM I?
Henry: Well, actually-
Natalie: SHUT UP!
Henry: Yes, Ma'am…
Natalie: *grumbles*
*Power goes out*
Natalie: FUCK! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT GET THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
Crazyunrabidfangirl: *counting up costs* Where's the treasurer when you need her?
Natalie: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE OUT!
Criminally-insane-girl: Yeah, but Nat-!
Natalie: OUT!
Futurebwaystar: Jeez! Ok! We're going!
Natalie: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
Clan: *rushes out*
Henry: *starts to leave*
Natalie: Where are you going?
Henry: But you said-!
Natalie: Not. You.
Henry: Oh. Ok! Now…*smirks suggestively* Where were we? *kisses her*
*closet door flies open*
Me: Hi guys! I'm back!
Henry and Natalie:….
