Kyman Fanfiction: Lustful Sing

Kyle was pissed. He had no life outside of calling his lover a Fatass fuck and Sleeping with his best friend Stan. Really he was just sitting in his room with the Fatass. He did it for the love.

Cartman pov

"O mah gawd de jew is like sahd o mah gahd I mus sing to hem"

Both pov

Cartman got up and started to say

Cartman decided to sing the newest hit single, he had remembered the lyrics because….idk xd

"o woah I kno u luv me I kno u car juhs shou whateva n il be thaer ah we a itehm kahl qui playhin weh jus franz wah r u sayhn babeh babeh oo thawt ud always be mahn babeh babeh babeh

Kyle had a boner and died

The end