"What do you want?" Waluigi asked, his arms crossed as jellyfish sisters Gigi and Merri stood in front of his taco stand.
"Oh, we just wanna invite you to our brand new massage center!" Gigi stated while stretching her jellyfish head horizontally.
"We don't get many clients in the Beanbean Kingdom, so we came here!" Merri added, also horizontally stretching her jellyfish head.
"Did you say the Beanbean Kingdom?" Waluigi remarked. "Oh don't tell me this means that you-"
Gigi farted a raunchy, deep pitched poot while Merri let out a high pitched poot afterwards, the two jellyfish sisters fanning away each other's butt fumes.
"-are both gassy." Waluigi groaned.
Both sexy jellyfish ladies grabbed their butt cheeks, Gigi farting a squeaky poot while Merri farted a deeper pitched poot, the two of them fanning each other's smells away.
"We apologize. This is what happens when you live in the Beanbean Kingdom!" Gigi giggled.
"Those beans make us fart like you wouldn't believe!" Merri giggled as she and Gigi both kept ripping farts that made their sexy butt cheeks vibrate, the two of them giggling as they touched butt cheeks to feel each other's farts.
"Wanna bet?" Waluigi remarked, heading experienced the annoyance of girls farting around him before.
"If you're stressed out, come to our spa and we'll massage your hands, or so! Just 100 coins per person!" Merri stated as she and Gigi had their hands on their hips, wiggling their hips sexually.
"Whatever, I'll consider it." Waluigi sighed.
"Alrighty then!" Gigi stated and she and Merri both held hands, then they both farted loudly, using their gas to propel them forward, Gigi's ass expelling rocket flames while Merri's ass expelled lightning, using their unofficially infamous Firefart and Thundertoot abilities.
"So why'd you get arrested for this time?" Merri asked Luigi while massaging his right hand, and Gigi was doing the same with Mario.
"For having worn out hands." Luigi muttered.