Offside Mountain Lee
Unknown Bad Guy: (Looking up to the Hollywood Sign), Hollywood it's been a long time, but soon I will have my revenge.
Hollywood Art's Hallway
Tori Vega: (In school, walking to her locker to see her sister broke into it), Trina what, how did you get into my locker.
Trina Vega: Oh I found your combination written on the living room floor.
Tori Vega: What are you doing?
Trina Vega: Your not goanna believe this, some kid called me fat.
Jade West: Oh I believe it.
Tori Vega: Jade, (Now talking to Trina), so why are you breaking into my locker.
Trina Vega: I need your lunch money, to buy skinny jeans to prove I'm not fat.
Tori Vega: You have skinny jeans; wait your stealing from me.
Trina Vega: I think of it more as a health care tax.
Cat Valentine: (Coming over wearing her hall monitor outfit), Hi Guys, guess what I got picked to be.
Trina Vega: Annoying.
Cat Valentine: No, hall monitor ain't it great.
Tori Vega: I got your first case, Trina stealing from my locker.
Cat Valentine: Trina, stealing is a violation of our school code; I'll let you off with a warning.
Trina Vega: You say that like anyone cares.
Cat Valentine: What do you mean?
Jade West: Cat, no one follows the school code, the only thing the students follow here is the school lunch.
Cat Valentine: I follow the school code.
Trina Vega: Sucks for you.
Cat Valentine: KK (walks away).
Trina Vega: School code who gives a crap.
Tori Vega: Hey, deep down I bet we all wish we could be as gifted and nice as Cat.
Trina Vega: Yeah but I'm keeping my brain.
Sikowitz's Classroom
Tori Vega: (Walking in only to have a bucket of water all on her). (Ahh screaming), who did this.
Sikowitz: (He and the class are laughing), Tori I never you would fall for the old bucket of water trick.
Tori Vega: You did this.
Sikowitz: Yeah it prank week.
Tori Vega: Prank week?
Andre Harris: Yeah we have prank week here a Hollywood Arts.
Tori Vega: But you don't have April Fools Day, that is ridiculous, (sits down in her chair, and hears a whoopee cushion noise, the class laughs).
Robbie Shapiro: I told you it would be funny.
Vega House
Tori Vega: Trina, you didn't tell me about prank week.
Trina Vega: You didn't ask.
Tori Vega: You expect me ask hey is this week prank week?
Trina Vega: Sure I do.
Tori Vega: Tomorrow I'll prank them silly.
Hollywood Arts Hallway
Tori Vega: (Laying out the bubble wrap on the floor), that's the best prank I can think of.
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: Really, (enters the evil clown masked jester), your prank needs a little more flavor, (throws pie at her).
Tori Vega: Who, what are you.
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: Boo! (The spirit flies away going right threw the ceiling).
Tori Vega: Oh my god.
Sikowitz: (Walking with Lane, as they step on the bubble wrap), Tori if this is your idea of a prank, I'm sorry it's a failure.
Tori Vega: You guys just missed it. (They rest of the Victorious gang walk in).
Lane: Missed what?
Tori Vega: I got attacked by a ghost clown.
Lane: (Everyone stares), did you say ghost clown.
Tori Vega: Yes, it threw pie right at my face.
Sikowitz: Oh no, he has returned.
Tori Vega: Who?
Lane: The Spirit of Clown Chuckle.
Tori Vega: Who?
Sikowitz: Years ago when I first started teaching here at Hollywood Arts, Clown Chuckle was a student in the school who was gifted, gifted in being a clown. But one day on Prank Week, he threw a pie on the wrong person, the school bully. Who was not happy, he knocked the comedy right out of Clown Chuckle. Clown Chuckle left Hollywood Arts claiming his spirit would revenge Hollywood Arts.
Jade West: That's some serious chez. (Lane looks at her), what you actually believe his spirit returned. Only ghosts return not spirits. This clown properly might just have thrown the pie at Tori because he forgot his dummy at home.
Beck Oliver: Jade.
Cat Valentine: One time my brother thought he saw his own spirit, but it was really his shadow and now there's six more weeks of winter. (Everyone looks at Cat funny).
Boy's Bathroom
Rex: (Robbie is washing his hands), Man, Rob you're a clown.
Robbie Shapiro: (Looks up and sees the clown in the mirror), Ahh (screaming). Don't hurt me.
Rex: I never have.
Hollywood Arts Hallway
Tori Vega: (Sees Trina broke into her locker again), Trina am I seeing what I think I'm seeing.
Trina Vega: Well you already saw a ghost clown, are you seeing things today?
Tori Vega: You're stealing from me again.
Cat Valentine: Trina busted.
Trina Vega: O like I'm so scared of a little red head.
Cat Valentine: Up against the wall, hands behind your back.
Trina Vega: (Ouch, getting handcuffed), since when does the hall monitor carry handcuffs.
Cat Valentine: Come on your going to detention.
Trina Vega: Cat, I thought we were friends.
Tori Vega: Thanks Cat. (Walking away)
Robbie Shapiro: (Walks over to Tori now outside in the cafeteria), Tori you were right.
Tori Vega: Thank you, about what?
Robbie Shapiro: I saw the Spirit of Clown Chuckle, in the bathroom. (Tori looks at him funny), Rex saw him too.
Rex: Yeah Robbie looked at the mirror and saw a clown.
Jade West: (Comes over) What stupidity all you idiots talking about now?
Tori Vega: Wait a minute, how come you're never around when the spirit is around?
Jade West: You think I've been scaring you guys, please I would love to do that, but I didn't do it.
Tori Vega: Listen to me, I know you're the spirit of Clown Chuckle, and I'm (interrupted).
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: (On the school roof, shooting) Listen up students I have returned its prank week, your pranks are horrible. The punishment for your crime is pie. (Out of nowhere pie comes off the roof and aims and hits everyone).
Jade West: Still think it's me.
Tori Vega: Not really.
Hollywood Arts Hallway
Tori Vega: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Andre Harris: Absolutely its after school, we're goanna catch this clown before he strikes again.
Robbie Shapiro: I've got my ghost catching equipment.
Jade West: Yeah that will work. (Sarcastically)
Cat Valentine: One time my brother used ghost catching equipment, but it was really a vacuum cleaner, and the carpet place wasn't really haunted.
Beck Oliver: Let's just get started.
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: (Unseen but they hear his voice), Yes have some pie, (pie comes down the hallway, and hits them,) Ha, Ha, Ha (laughing).
Robbie Shapiro: There are no such things as ghosts, there's no thing as ghosts.
Rex: Hey Rob, then what was that?
Beck Oliver: Let's split up, Jade and I will go upstairs; Tori and Andre can go to the cafeteria, while Robbie and Cat can stay down here.
Rex: What about me?
Beck Oliver: You stay here, with Robbie and Cat.
Hollywood Arts Library
Beck Oliver: (Looking around) See anything unusual.
Jade West: Yeah, since when did our school get so many books?
Beck Oliver: Jade, that's (looking) you now I've never really been up here, (look sees rope attached to the window), what's that. (They go over to it).
Jade West: I don't think this belongs here.
Hollywood Arts Hallway
Cat Valentine: (She and Robbie are sitting down bored), Man I thought ghost-hunting would be a little bit more exciting then this, (looks at Robbie) I mean this fun.
Robbie Shapiro: (Looks at her and gets up), I'm going to get a drink, (goes over to the vending machine, when suddenly the doors lock shut, and separate Cat and Robbie), What's happening.
Cat Valentine: I don't know.
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: (Unseen only voice), Ha, Ha, Ha, (laughing), I've got you now.
Cat Valentine: No, you will never get me. Ahh (screaming as she runs away upstairs).
Hollywood Arts Cafeteria
Andre Harris: (Looking at Tori starch her left arm), man, now how come the bee only stunk you.
Tori Vega: I would love to give you the stink; you know how hard it is for a lefty to scratch her left hand?
Andre Harris: I don't know I've never been stunk before
Tori Vega: Lucky you, now we have to catch this clown, (sees a paper on the floor), hey what's this?
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: (Standing on top of upper part of the cafeteria). Fools! You think you have what it takes to catch a clown. Ha, Ha, Ha.
Andre Harris. I'm goanna make his red noise really bleed, (running towards the stairs).
Tori Vega: Andre Wait.
Andre Harris: Ah, (Slipping down the stairs).
Tori Vega: Told you, (looking up to see the clown staring at her, as pie comes towards her. But then it stops.
Spirit of Clown Chuckle: Huh.
Beck Oliver: (On the roof with Jade), what's wrong Clown? (Holding the plug), He was using this to shoot the pie, he just aimed it at you with the remote in his hand and this catapult shot the pie at the target.
Jade West: Can we plug it back on the target is Tori?
Helen Dubois: (Walks out with a hose and cops), I'd told you it was real, (turns it on, and sprays the clown).
Tori Vega: Spray the stairs, so the cops can climb them, (Helen starts to spray the stairs).
Robbie Shapiro: (Walks outfit with film), look I found I film recording of the clown, so that's how he was on the mirror.
Tori Vega: And flew into the ceiling, (the cops make their way up the stairs, and apprehend the clown, and handcuff him, and bring him, down but he falls down the stairs). And the clown is, (unmasking him, but she looks away, and says it as she figured out it was), Cat.
Helen Dubois: How did you know?
Tori Vega: I found this Sky Store magazine, and found out that it sells, pie throwing machine, and it comes with over a thousand pies.
Robbie Shapiro: But she was there when we all heard the clown.
Tori Vega: Yeah, but Sky Store also sells recording devices, and Cat used her artistic talent to for a clown costume.
Helen Dubois:Do you know what violations to the school code, your breaking?
Cat Valentine: No one hear cares about the school code, I even heard them, (flashback of Cat overhearing the girls discussing how they don't follow the rules), I definitely win prank week.
Helen Dubois: You know what you also won?
Cat Valentine: What? (Happily)
Helen Dubois: Your expelled, get her out of here, (the cops take Cat away). Now I got to find a new hall monitor, (looking at the gang).
Detention Room
Trina Vega: (Sitting in detention, Tori is guarding the door), So Cat was the Clown.
Tori Vega: No talking in detention.