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The TARDIS engine whooshed as The Doctor landed.
"So, where are we now?" He asked the box. He stepped outside and popped back in. "London?" He asked the room. "What could possibly be going on here." He paused for a moment and dashed outside to find a strange man at his door. "Who are you." Asked the man.
"Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes." The man responded.
"No! Not the Sherlock Holmes?" The Doctor responded. "I love your web site, the science of deduction, brilliant work!"
"Another one, great." Doctor Watson droned.
"Now, may I ask, what is this police call box doing here." Sherlock asked. The Doctor was stunned, no one ever asked.
"Um, you know, I was just wondering the same thing." The Doctor said in response.
"Mind if I pop a look inside?" Sherlock said knowing The Doctor was lying.
"Yes, Inspector John Smith from Scotland Yard, best known as The Doctor. I was just checking it out." The Doctor said flashing psychic paper at the man.
"No, you're not from Scotland Yard. I'm a consulting detective, I have worked every one from Scotland Yard, also everyone from Scotland Yard has a gun that is almost always visible. Also, you ran to open the door witch would tell me that the box is bigger on the inside." Sherlock finished.
"Blimey I love it when they say that!" The Doctor opened the door for the two men to enter.
"Sorry about him." John whispered to The Doctor.
"Impressed Mr. Holmes?" The Doctor asked.
"Yes, but the one thing I can't figure out is what it is for." Sherlock stated making The Doctor smile.
"Want to see?" The Doctor asked.
"Yes." Sherlock responded.
"Hold on!" The Doctor said starting the engines shaking the TARDIS.
"What the hell is going on?" John yelled at The Doctor. "What is this. Thing?"
"She's a TARDIS, and here we are!" No one responded. "Well, go on, look outside!" The Doctor said walking to the front of the TARDIS.
"What is a TARDIS?" John asked. As he heard the door open and Sherlock walking outside. John ran after him with The Doctor.
"We haven't moved, not an inch." John said in anger.
"Yes we have John, look over there, that store had hats in the window. And now it has nothing, the store is empty. But how Mr. um, what's your actual name?" Sherlock asked.
"The Doctor." He said in response to the familiar question.
"What are you a Doctor of?"
"The Doctor, just, The Doctor." The Doctor responded looking behind him. "That's new." He said looking over at a giant statue of a Dalek.
"What is that?" Sherlock asked.
"Don't you remember? Planets in the sky? Giant metal men?" The Doctor asked.
"No, I don't." Sherlock responded.
"Oh, hasn't happened yet. Wibbly wobbly timey-wimey!" The Doctor exclaimed.
"What was that about?" Sherlock asked fallowing the strange man towards the monument.
"It's the best way to explain time. Time, is like a big ball of... Wibbly wobbly... Timey-wimey... Stuff." He said naturally. Sherlock for once was silent and John was looking for something that makes sense.
"Where are we?" John asked
"London, a week in your future. And don't worry, you're out of town right now." The Doctor stopped and turned around. "And by the way, no one will notice you. I've rigged up a perception filter so that we can see each other, but we cannot be seen by anyone else because I'm out of town as well. Well was." The Doctor turned around.
"But really, who are you?" John asked.
"I'm The Doctor! The. Doctor. Nothing else!" The Doctor responded annoyed by the two men. They got to the immense monument and The Doctor took out his Sonic Screwdriver.
"What the hell is that thing." John asked. The Doctor checked the readings.
"No. No, no, no, no, no, no. It can't be. Half Time Lord." The Doctor was frantic.
"Hi Dad." Said a voice from behind.
"Oh no, no, no." The Doctor said heard the voice, and was stunned.
A/N: Read the rest before you go!