Limericks on Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Viral
With blonde emo hair o'er his eye
And a body that can't ever die
It's no wonder at all
That the fangirls all fall
For Viraru's virility
Boota
Boota's the best mole on earth
No tail on his starry shaped tush
He's just so kawaii
So the fangirls all cry
Every time he jumps down Yoko's shirt
Simon
Is Simon the star of the show?
Always plays second string to his bro
But when Viral shows up
And beats Kamina's butt
Simon's drill shows us how far he'll go
Yoko
Yoko has very large boobs
Just look at her pwning those noobs
With a jiggle and shake
She leaves death in her wake
She'll shoot if you mess with her groove
Kamina
Kamina's got lots of style
In Gurren he'll go for a mile
When his sunglasses flash
The Beastmen all dash
Their mechs smoking wrecks in a pile
Leeron
Leeron's a real creepy guy
Watch out for his wandering eye
No respecter of sex
He's a bender at best
Good with mechs but he's lonely at night
Rossiu
The forehead is awfully wary
He jumps like a mineshaft canary
But when push comes to shove
Dictator's his job
And he's hot for his new secretary