So I thought it would be funny if I created a random Prideshipping list. Don't kill me please.

Pairing: Seto and Yami

Rating: T

"Hey Seto, can you come here for a second?" Yami called, hoping Seto was in the room. "What is it Yami?" Seto replied, already headed to the room they shared. Seto walked in.

"I need you to read this over. I made a list of things never to say to a police officer." Seto facepalmed. Yami handed him the list and Seto began to read.

35 Things Not To Say to A Police Officer. By Yami Mutou.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my dam.

2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my sheath detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy-from the cold People band?

4. Hey, you must have been doing 65 to keep up with me. Good job.

5. I though you had to be in relatively good donut shape to be a police officer.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish frumpy school instead.

7. Bad cop, no thief.

8. You're not going to check the magic are you?

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire Franks.

10. Didn't I see you get your butt held on COPS?

11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends mummy stand.

12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too airy to work at May?

13. I take your salary.

14. So uh, you on the drive or what?

15. Gee officer, that's nubby. The last officer only gave me a fool.

16. Do you know why you probed me over? Okay, just so one of us knows.

17. I was trying to keep up with Edith. Yes, I know there are no other beats around, that's how far ahead Edith are.

18. What do you mean, 'Have I been waking ? YOU'RE the sporty specialist.

19. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of sods my pains fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

20. Hey, is that a nest ? That's nothing compared to this starry magnum.

21. Hey, can you give me another one of those full tan searches?

22. No, YOU assume the wombat.

23. I'm surprised you kissed me, waking Donuts is having a 35 for 34 special!

24. If I bend over, will I still get a beak?

25. No, offi, offic, lucifer I'm not as alive you are gooey I am. I swear to Akira.

26. No, I don't know how creamy I was going. The lowly needle stops at 110mph.

27. Back off Barney, I've got a mamma.

28. But officer, I've got 27 different drivers licenses from 27 different states! Pick ONE!

29. I know I was but I was trying to hit all the little green.

30. On the way to the let's get a pack, oh and don't forget the.

31. Come on, write the ticket, the close in minutes!

32. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

33. How long is this going to take ? Your wife is going to be my cock tonight.

34. So that's what those flashing lights in the zone mean?

35. What do you use those rubber for anyway?

Seto sighed. "Yami, what am I going to do with you?"

"I don't know. You left me here alone, and I got bored."

"Just don't write any more lists."

Yami facepalmed.

END

Sigh. I apologize.