Well, I suppose I should start with the basics if I wanna do this the right way. I'm forty-four years old, I'm from Hing-Wa Island in the Fire Nation and I grew up on an ash-banana farm with my mom and two older sisters. My father was a soldier who died when I was very young, so I don't remember him very much at all. I've served in the navy for twenty-three years now, which means I joined the army at age twenty-one. I am childless and a bachelor, but I am by no means a virgin. Hah, after twenty-three years in the army, I'd be ashamed if I hadn't been to my fair share of brothels all over the Fire Nation and Earth Kingdom. I don't believe I've ever screwed a Water Tribe girl though… I should probably do something about that… -ahem- Anyways, that's my backround, now I should probably start telling you how I came into the service of My Lord, formerly known as Fire Prince Zuko, later known as the Traitor, or to those of the revolutionary conviction, the Rebel Prince, and who currently holds the title of Firelord Zuko, who in my humble opinion, is the best damn thing to come out of the Fire Nation in hundred years. Mind you, I didn't always hold him in such high regard…