Its a spoof of Charlie The Unicorn. TEEHEE :D poor poor Len. This was Candy Mountain, but now its Orange Mountain, as in the fruit, not the color.

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"Hey Len!" Rin and Miku ran into his bedroom, pouncing on his bed and waking him abruptly from his sleep.

"Hey Len! Wake up!"

"Wake up Sleepy head!" Rin yelled

"Yeah Len, Wake up!" Miku squealed.

"Oh god, you two" moaned Len. "This better be pretty freakin' important. Is the bathroom on fire?"

" No silly" Miku giggled " We found a map."

"We found a map Len," Rin squealed. "To Orange Mountain!"

"To Orange Mountain Len"

"Come with us Len!"

"Yeah come with us Len!"

"It'll be an adventure Len"

"Yeah! An adventure!"

"Uh huh, Orange Mountain, right. I'll just be going back to sleep now." Len placed his head down on his pillow and attempted to shove Rin off his bed.

Rin got up and started jumping on him. "C'mon, Its Orange Mountain!"

"Yeah Orange Mountain!"

"Think of how fun it would be!"

"It's a land of oranges, joy and joyness!"

"You have to come with us!"

"Yeah, you have to come!"

"To Orange Mountain Len"

"Orange Mountain!"

"Rin! Stop jumping on me!" Len yelled.

"Its Orange Mountain Len, you have to come with us!"

"FINE!" Len yelled "I'll go with you to Orange Mountain, just stop jumping on me."


"Lalalalalalalalalalalalala" Miku and Rin sang joyfully "Lalalalalalalala" They were leading Len through a forest.

"Stop singing." Len growled.

"This is our first stop Len!"

"Oh god what is that?" Len stared at a giant lizard blocking their path.

"Look Len! Its a liopleurodon!"

"A magical liopleurodon Len"

"It's going to show us how to get to Orange Mountain!"

"Er.. okay. You do know there is no actual orange mountain, right?"

"SHUN THE NON BELIVER!" Rin yelled. "SHUUUUNN!"

"SHUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN" Miku bellowed.

"Uh huh."

The magical liopleurodon started making gargling sounds.

"It has spoken!" Miku yelled.

"It has told us the way!" Rin said excitedly.

"It just made some weird sounds!" Len groaned.


"Its just on the other side of this bridge Len!" Rin was excited, they were standing in front of a large suspension bridge over a large chasm.

"This Magical Bridge of hope and wondeeer" Miku chuckled.

"I'm not crossing that. My feet will get covered in splinters." Len stared down at his clothes, he was still in his pajamas.

"Leen, Leeen, Leeeeeeeeeeeen, Leeen!"

"I"M RIGHT HERE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"We're on a bridge Len!" Rin beamed at Len, he sighed.


"Look Len! Were here!" Rin exclaimed.

"Holy Crap." Len glanced up unimpressed. "There actually is an Orange Mountain."

"Orange Mountain, Orange Mountain." Miku sang. "Fill me with hope and wonder!"

"Go inside The Orange Mountain Cave. There's magical wonders inside! Magical wonders Len!" Miku grabbed lens arm.

"Yeah, I think I'm going to stay outside." Len said, walking away.

Rin grabbed his other arm. "You have to enter the Orange Mountain Orange cave!"

"Yeah Len go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!"

"Yeah, But I still think I'll stay out here." Len started walking away again.

Two people walked out of the Orange Mountain Cave. One of them was a girl with short brown hair and sidebangs, The other was a man with short blue hair. They started singing.

"Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Orange Mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got mandarin and valencia and orange things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
Its impossible to wear a frown in orange town
Its the mecca of love the Orange cave
They've got Persians and Cleopatra with little hats
Kishu, Seville, its a wonderland of oranges
Buy the orange train to town and hear the orange band
orange bells, its a treat, as they march across the land
orange ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, its a dancing orange treat
In the Orange Cave imagination runs so free
So now Len please will you go into the cave?"Then

Then they blew up.

"Uh huh." Len sighed. "Fine, I'll go in the friggn' orange cave. This better be good."

"Goodbye Len." Rin waved.

" Yeah goodbye Len," Miku joined her.

"What?" A door slid over the mouth of the Orange Mountain Cave. Everything went dark.

"Hey" Yelled Len "Whats going on? Hello!" He heard a sound "Who is that?"

Someone hit Len on the back of his head. He blacked out.


Len woke up. "Oh god, what happened?" he groggily stated, then looked down at himself, there was a stitched up cut on his stomach.

"AWW, THEY TOOK MY FRIGGN KIDNEY!"


... Just so you knoiw I acctually did research and changed the lyrics of the Candy Mountain. Mandarin, Valencia, Persian, Cleopatera, Kishu and Seville are acctually types of oranges. I think, I did like ten min. of research, so If it isn't accurate then blarg. atleast I changed it.

Also I would like to say that next up[ is the Banana King. It will seem like Len is jacked up on every drug out there. If you have seen Charlie and The Banana King, you will know what I mean. If you haven't seen it, I highly recomend all Charlie the Unicorn Videos.