Fun with Time and Naruto
Act 1: CyberVillage
Scene 1: Meeting
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Team Kakashi had a simple mission, find Sasuke. They had some recent information that pointed to a small village in northern Fire country. There were reports of strange creatures that could possible be people with curse seals. Tsunade had them leave as soon as the report came in.
After two hours Naruto was getting bored, so he decided to pester Sakura "Sakura-chan I'm bored. When will we get there?"
"Naruto shut up we still have a few more minutes before we get to the village and you would know this if you listen to Tsunade-sama for once!"
Sai, Yamoto, and Kakashi knew when to stay quiet and decide to let the two argue for some time but only until the point that Sakura punched Naruto through a tree.
Before they could continue their argument a strange man appeared in front of them. He was wearing a strange light brown overcoat and a brown suit with a tie plus weird shoes. He looked at them then said "What!? Who are you? What are you doing here? Why is your hair pink? Wait that is a question for another time. What was I saying? Ummmmmm…Right! Who are you people?"
Needless to say the entire team was confused and Naruto had to restrain Sakura from pounding the crap out of the strange man. But before anyone could do anything they were surrounded by strange metal men.
The metal men looked at the shinobi and the strange man and they said "You are imperfect. Surrender to upgrading and become Cybermen."
Naruto being Naruto looked at them and then shouted "Don't think I'll surrender to you strange people!" making a familiar handsign he shouted Kage Bunshin no Jutsuand his clones leapt into battle. Needless to say that the metal men and the strange man looked on with a confused look as twenty Narutos appeared and began attacking.
Sai pulled out his scroll and created ink animals to attack the metal men. Yamoto created several wood clones and Kakashi resorted to fire ninjutsu. Sakura went straight up and punched any metal man se saw; needless to say that Cybermen were flying into trees and rocks wherever Sakura went.
It took all of two minute to destroy all the Cybermen. The strange man just stood there with a stupid look on his face halfway between shock and amazement. He then shouted "Fantastic!" pulled out a pair of glasses and went to examine the remaining Naruto clones.
"This is amazing. You were able to split your life force into parts and solidify the surrounding area to create a solid clone. Brilliant! The energy matrix is almost perfect, better then many solid constructs like this I have seen before. Molto Bene!".
After this most of Team Kakashi zoned out with Naruto bragging about how great he was and the strange man examining the clones. Just then the strange man had a personality shift switching to serious in a second.
"Look I could use some help here would you mind?" the man asked.
Naruto offered their services much to the annoyance of the rest of the team minus Sai who was drawing a downed Cyberman. Kakashi tried to decline but the strange man was already off in the direction of the village they were heading to.
He turned around and said to them "Sorry for not introducing myself, but my name is The Doctor." (A/N insert Doctor Who theme here)