Summery: Inu-yasha visits the dentist and cause trouble. Along the way, he meets Yugi and they ended up destroying their house!
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Chapter 1- How I met you
-Begins at the feudal era-
Kagome: Great, came back from school, got homework that I might not want to do. I'll just make up another disease, damn, after all that disease, I would of died…
Inu-yasha: About time you got here...
Kagome: Here, this might cheer you up… [Look through backpack] Hmm… Where did it go? Sorry, I can't find ramen or chips, but I have a lollipop. [Hand lollipop]
Inu-yasha: Hmmm…. [Reach out hand but not taking candy]
Kagome: There is no poison!
Inu-yasha: I know! [Grab candy]
Kagome: It's sweet, you seen Shippo eating it.
Shippo: [Asleep] [Sniff, sniff] CANDY!!!! [Jump on Inu-yasha's head] MINE!
Inu-yasha: [Grab Shippo's tail] Back off…
Kagome: Here Shippo, chocolate.
Shippo: Thanks Kagome! [Still sitting on Inu-yasha's here]
Inu-yasha: [Grab Shippo and unwrap candy wrapper] [Stuff in mouth] (THE CANDY NOT SHIPPO!!!) OW! My teeth!
Kagome: Huh? …Your teeth? Let me see… [Take flashlight out of backpack]
Inu-yasha: [Open mouth]
Kagome: You have a deep cavity… Did you use the toothbrush I gave you long time ago?
Inu-yasha: no… IT'S EVIL! IT'S GOT SHARP TEETH! I AIN'T GONNA PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH!
Kagome: That's the bristle…
Inu-yasha: oh.
Kagome: How did you deal with toothache in this era?
Inu-yasha: We punch each other's faces…
-Flashback at toddler age-
Inu-yasha: My tooth hurts!
Sesshoumaru: I'll help you! [Pick up boulder]
Inu-yasha: Ahhh! [Run away]
-End flashback-
Inu-yasha: Boy those bruises didn't disappear for two months…
Kagome: You're going to the dentist; it won't hurt as getting a boulder…
Inu-yasha: DENTIST??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! [Still no clue what a dentist is]
Kagome: Do you rather be sick and die of pain than having your tooth out? Speaking of tooth out… How your brother did have that tooth out?
Inu-yasha: I rather not talk about it…
-Flashback-
Sesshoumaru: I'm here to HELP! [Grin evilly holding boulder over head]
Inu-yasha: [Hiding under A LOT OF FLOWERS] 'No… Oh no! I have to sneeze!' Ah-Ahhh-AH-CHOO!
Sesshoumaru: Got cha'! [Throw boulder]
-End flashback-
Inu-yasha: [Shudder]
Kagome: Let's go today
Inu-yasha: Today???
Sango: She's right Inu-yasha; a toothache is hard to deal with… I learned mine the hard way…
-Flashback-
Kagome: Enough FLASHBACKS!
-End flashback-
Miroku: I remem-
Kagome: Let's go… [Dragging Inu-yasha]
Inu-yasha: I can walk by myself thank you… [Get up]
-At the 21st century-
-Waiting room-
Inu-yasha: (Wearing leather pants with black sleeveless shirt with blue jacket, I must say, like Yami from YU-Gi-Oh!) I look like a dork…
Yami: I don't want to go!!!!! Ahhh!!! [Dragged by grandpa]
Grandpa: I would like to make an appointment for Yami Mouto and Yugi Mouto…
Yugi: [Screaming as well]
Inu-yasha: Yeesh… Bunch of babies…
Bakura: HahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The pharaoh scared of the dentist!
Yami: [Death glare]
Bakura: [Death glare]
Yami: [Death glare]
Bakura: [Death glare]
Yami: [Death glare]
Bakura: [Death glare]
Yami: [Death glare]
Bakura: [Death glare]
Nurse: Bakura, you are next…
Bakura: Ahhhh!!!!
Ryou: Let's go… [Dragging the tomb-robber]
Yami: [Looking at Inu-yasha] Sheesh… 'Hmm… That guy with the long silver hair is wearing the exact duplicate as my clothes….'
Kagome: I think we are next…
Nurse: uhhh, Inu-yoshie?
Inu-yasha: Dumb humans, can't pronounce my name…
Kagome: That dumb human got a PH D!
Inu-yasha: huh…? [Turn to the nurse]
Nurse: Right this way Mr. uhhh…. Inu-Yuppie….
Inu-yasha: Hmph…
-A few minutes later-
-The room of Inu-yasha was in-
Inu-yasha: WHAT'S THAT???? GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!! I'M NOT HAVING NEEDLES INSIDE MY MOUTH AHHHH!
Doctor: YES YOU ARE! [Stabbing needles everywhere]
Inu-yasha: DIE! [Hold up sword]
Doctor: [Hold gun]
-Outside in the waiting room-
Kagome: [Blushing and hiding face behind magazine]
Voice: Hi Kagome.
Kagome: Oh, Hi Yugi, Yami…
Yami: Hello… [Sitting down being hopeless with both hands on face]
Yugi: Is this seat taken?
Kagome: No…
Yami: I'm doom… [Hand still on face] I'LL KILL THE DENTIST!!!
Kagome: [Peeking and pretending to read magazine]
Yugi: Yami, don't do that…
Yami: I'm a pharaoh; I do not need to take this!
-Inside the room where Inu-yasha is in-
Doctor: Here is some happy gas…
Inu-yasha: WHAT THE?
Doctor: [Putting mask on Inu-yasha]
Inu-yasha: [Sigh with pleasure] ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT! GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!
Doctor: I think he's high…
Inu-yasha: [London bridge] SESSHOUMARU'S CASTLE'S FALLING DOWN! FALLING DOWN! FALLING DOWN! SESSHOUMARU'S CASLE'S FALLING!
Doctor: Let's start now shall we?
Inu-yasha: [Mary has a little lamb] NARAKU HAS NO HEAD NO MORE! HEAD NO MORE! HEAD NO MORE!
-Outside-
Yami and Yugi: [Grabbing on the door]
Nurse: [Grabbing on yami's leg, so is Yugi's leg]
Doctor: [Also grabbing on 4 legs] ARG! Tough business today!
-End of the day-
-Everyone holding their mouth-
Yami, Yugi, Inu-yasha: OWWWWWWW…. [Drooling a little]
Grandpa: Well, this was a tough day…
Yugi: I 'gate 'nagh 'nespiss… (I hate the dentist)
Yami: 'peah… (Yeah)
Kagome: That wasn't too bad was it?
Inu-yasha: If sou deren't fere, I'b silk fat ny! FRASIT! SIDE WASH SHY NOO! (If you weren't there, I'll kill that guy! Dammit, I was high too!)
Kagome: He actually threatens you with happy gas??
Inu-yasha: YAH!
Yugi: Sou noo? (You too?)
Yami: I nanna doo (I wanna sue)
Grandpa: You'll poop at home!
Yami: Ngo! Not dat! (No! Not that!)
Inu-yasha: Ugghh, nack soo, mar is nohing cut nolid good… (Uggh, back home, there's nothing but solid food…)
Kagome: Yugi, what about our project for the winter break?
Yugi: You san numb pat four house mogohay… (You can stay at our house Kagome.)
Kagome: Oh, thanks.
Yugi: [Spit out cotton] ok, is that ok grandpa?
Grandpa: I don't mind if Yugi doesn't mind…
Kagome: Thanks… Say thank you Inu-yasha
Inu-yasha: I sever nask imp… (I never asked him)
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inu-yasha: Eat dirt Errggg…
Yugi and Yami: back up a little
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