Part One: Jekkyl Jekkyl Hyde
Ronald Stoppable of 18 years, sitting in the public library (not wanting to run into Ms. Hatchet ever again in his entire life...), was listening to random Halloween songs off the internet (with headphones on, of course...). As he browsed for another song to play, he spotted one with an odd title.
"What's this?," he wondered aloud to himself.
'Jekkyl Jekkyl Hyde, by the Heart (from Arty the aardvark)', it read.
He shrugged his shoulders. "Might as well. Right buddy?"
Rufus, wearing his own mini headphones, nodded his head.
"Okay. 'Jekkyl Jekkyl Hyde!'"
one day i went to the library
i found this book it was great
it was so cool i couldnt put it down
even when it got pretty late!
"Why would you wanna read a book?"
that night i had a scary dream
i mixed my own secret potion
added dirt, a bit o' sludge some eyes of flies
and a tiny dab of sun-tan-lotion
i started shaking, my legs were quaking!
my stomach aching, my brain was breaking!
i started turning green, feeling mean
it was like in that story
i was acting strange, quite daranged
it was pure alagory!
"What the heck's an 'alagory'?"
alagory: a story where the characters stand for absract ideas
for example-good and evilcuz i was
"Nevermind."
jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekyll
jekyll jekyll HYDE jekyll HYYYYYYYDE!!!!
jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekyll
jekyll jekyll HYDE jekyll HYYYYYYYDE!!!!
when i awoke i was me again
i hid the book out of sight
it was so cool i couldnt keep away
so i took it out again that night!
and then i dreamed we had this test in school
i gotta say it was weird
we had to give the answers in semiform
and for extra credit grow a beard
i couldnt take it, just couldnt take it!
in one swift motion i grabbed my potion!
i said mister hyde has arrived,
tossed my flags on the floor
made a major speech,
told the teach this is all a big bore!
ran down all the halls, wrote on walls
even stole second base!
i was super bad, sure was glad
i wasnt wearin my face
cuz i was
jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekyll
jekyll jekyll HYDE jekyll HYYYYYYYDE!!!!
this is too much, i simply had to stop!
i threw that potion away(potion away)!
but it didnt matter if i drank the stuff
i just kept on changing anyway(changing anyway)!
now i was
jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekyll
jekyll jekyll HYDE jekyll HYYYYYYYDE!!!!
just when it seemed there was no way out,
i saw the book was overdue
the booklady said 'are you returning?'
i thought and i said 'no, RENEW!!!!'
jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekyll
jekyll jekyll HYDE jekyll HYYYYYYYDE!!!!
jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekyll!
"Wow. That... was weird. But cool! I gotta check this out from Ms. L on tape!"
As Ron walked down the halls with his girlfriend Kim Possible, he began hearing strange music.
"KP?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you hear that?"
"Hear what? Bonnie telling off Amelia once again?"
"No... A... A song. Music."
"No, Ron. I don't."
"... Good. I thought it might just be me."
"You thought it might just be you not hearing a song?"
"Yyyyyyyy...yyyeeees?"
"Riiiiiiiiight. I gotta get to science, 'kay?"
"Alright."
"See ya later." She gave him a peck on the cheek and headed off to science.
...
... Ron silently walked the halls.
...
...
"There it is again! Rufus! Do you hear it?!"
"Uh-uh."
"That's weird..."
one day i went to the library
i found this song it was great
it was cool i couldnt put my headphones down
even when it got pretty late!
that night i had a scary dream
i mixed my own secret potion
added dirt, a bit o' sludge some eyes of flies
and a tiny dab of sun-tan-lotion
i started shaking, my legs were quaking!
my stomach aching, my brain was breaking!
i started turning blue, like it was evil i wanted to do
it was like in that song
and even that story
i was acting strange, quite daranged
it was pure alagory!
alagory: a story where the characters stand for absract ideas
for example-good and evil cuz i was
Ronald, Ronald Z Ronald Z, Z Ronald
Ronald Ronald Z Ronald ZZZZZZZ!!!!
Ronald, Ronald Z Ronald Z, Z Ronald
Ronald Ronald Z Ronald ZZZZZZZ!!!!
when i awoke i was me again
i hid the song out of sight
it was so cool i couldnt keep away
so i listened to it again that night!
and then i dreamed we had this test in school
i gotta say it was weird
we had to give the answers in semiform
and for extra credit grow a beard
i couldnt take it, just couldnt take it!
in one swift motion i grabbed my potion!
i said mister hyde has arrived,
tossed my flags on the floor
made a major speech,
told Mr. B 'this is all a big bore!'
ran down all the halls, wrote on walls
ran to the science room
grabbed my gf
and stole second base!
i was super bad, sure was glad
i wasnt wearin my face
cuz i was
Ronald, Ronald Z Ronald Z, Z Ronald
Ronald Ronald Z Ronald ZZZZZZZ!!!!
this is too much, i simply had to stop!
i threw that potion away (potion away)!
but it didnt matter if i drank the stuff
i just kept on changing anyway (changing anyway)!
now i was
Ronald, Ronald Z Ronald Z, Z Ronald
Ronald Ronald Z Ronald ZZZZZZZ!!!!
just when it seemed there was no way out,
i saw the song was expired
Ms. Lorraine said 'are you returning?'
i thought and i said 'no, RENEW!!!!'
Ronald, Ronald Z Ronald Z, Z Ronald
Ronald Ronald Z Ronald ZZZZZZZ!!!!
Ronald, Ronald Z Ronald Z, Z Ronald!
Ron woke up in a cold sweat. "Phew. It was all just a dream." He wiped his forehead with his pajama sleeve. "Man. I am never --and I mean NEVER going to let my kids listen to that song..."
"Serenity. I've put a parental block on this website so that you can never hear this song."
"Couldn't I just ask you the name of the--"
"NO! Because I'll never tell you. A-BOOYAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAHHHHHH!" Realizing what he had just done, Ron cleared his throat and began to walk away. He suddenly stopped, looking at his 17-year-old daughter --who had quickly placed herself in the computer chair-- over his shoulder and said, "Remember. Parental block. Only I know the password!"
"Dad... Is the password 'booyah'?"
"..." Ron walked back to the computer, moved her out of the seat and away from the screen, sat down himself, then started typing and clicking. "Not anymore it's not."
Yeah... I was watching Arthur the other day... Don't ask me why... Just to tell you, 'The Heart from Arty the Aardvark' is 'The Brain from Arthur the Aardvark'. In case you didn't know. And 'Z' stands for Zorpox. So. Please continue to my next chapter. Another KP character goes a little crazy. Huzzah! I... mean... Tragic. Verrrrry tragic. babbitrulez, out!