Luke has Reproduced
A/N: Very old one. I wrote this the beginning of the school year, August some time. They aren't very good so don't judge by this 3 part story. Thanks and Review.
Lorelai's House
The camera opens to Lorelai's living room. Lorelai is sitting on her couch watching "Mr. Ed". You can here Luke in the kitchen. He is making spaghetti and Italian bread. Luke calls from the kitchen.
Luke: Dinner is almost ready.
Lorelai looks towards the kitchen and sniffs.(She looks sick) She jumps from the couch and runs up the stairs.
A few seconds later Luke comes out of the kitchen into the living room. He walks in and looks around.
Luke: Lorelai?
He hears her vomiting and then runs up the stairs.
CAMERA FADES TO LORELAI'S BEDROOM
Lorelai is laying in bed. Luke is sitting on the edge next to her. He is watching her. (She looks up at him and smiles)
Lorelai: I think I'm pregnant.
(Luke looks shocked)
Luke: By me?
(Lorelai laughs)
Lorelai: Of course by you.
Luke: Are you sure your...? (He looks a little nervous and queasy)
(Lorelai looks intently at Luke)
Lorelai: Just when I was sick earlier... I thought that it might be that well we... I mean I'm, you know.
Luke: Maybe you are coming down with something?
Lorelai: Maybe. (She looks upset)
Luke touches Lorelai's hand gently. A tear falls down her face.
Lorelai: I am pregnant. I've been late for a month and a half now, and I took a pregnancy test.
Luke: When? (He starts to look upset)
Lorelai: The beginning of the month. I had been late for a month and I was craving fresh apples. I hate apples and I only like them when I'm pregnant.
There is silence.
Lorelai: You don't want a child! (She starts to cry)
Luke pulls Lorelai over to him and hugs her.
Luke: Yes I do. (He says uncomfortably)
Lorelai pulls away from him. She smiles and wipes away tears.
Luke: How about we go eat dinner and then watch a movie?
Lorelai nods yes and starts to get up. Luke pulls her up and kisses her lips. Soft at first and then harder. Luke puts his arms around her. Lorelai pushes him away.
Lorelai: You've finally reproduced. (She laughs) And I'm glad.
Luke: Me too. (He says under his breath and a little upset)
Lorelai's House
The camera opens to Lorelai's kitchen. Luke and Lorelai are sitting at the table eating. Luke is watching Lorelai closely. She looks up from her dinner.
Lorelai: What is it Luke?
(She sits down her fork and wipes her hands)
Luke: Nothing.
(He looks down nervously)
Lorelai gets up and goes over to Luke and starts to massage his shoulders.
Lorelai: Why are you so tense?
(She keeps massaging his shoulders)
Luke pushes her hands away and gets up and walks away. Lorelai follows him into the living room. He sits down on the couch and Lorelai sits next to him. She puts her hand on his leg. He looks down at her hand then looks away quickly.
Lorelai: Are you upset about earlier? (She moves her hand to his face. She pulls his face to hers and looks in his eyes)
Luke: No, I'm fine. (He looks away)
Lorelai: Luke, I'm sorry about this. I am scared, but I know that we can make it through this together.
Lorelai starts to cry. She gets up and walks into the kitchen. Luke stays on the couch. He looks towards the kitchen and gets up and walks into the kitchen after Lorelai.
Luke: Lorelai, don't cry.
Lorelai is standing at the sink looking out the window crying. Luke walks over to her and pulls her into his chest. She cries harder. Luke holds her.
THE SCENE FADES TO EARLY MORNING IN LORELAI'S BEDROOM
Lorelai's head is laid against Luke's chest. She is asleep. Luke is awake. He is mumbling and stroking her hair.
Luke: I want kids. I mean I never liked their sticky hands, but if it's with you I want them. I have always wanted kids with you. I don't know. I hate that I made you upset. I...I love..you.
Lorelai: I love you too Luke.
Lorelai looks up at Luke. Luke looks nervous. He starts to get up, but Lorelai pulls him back down.
Lorelai: Luke, I love you.
A tear runs down her face and she smiles.
Lorelai: I love you. I love you. I love you.
Lorelai starts to cry, but still smiles.
Luke: Why are you crying?
Lorelai: Because I love you. I actually can say it. I love you. I love you!
Luke: Lorelai stop. Stop crying.
Lorelai: Luke I want a child with you. I know we can make it. It is soon and I'm scared, but I love you and I will love this child.
Luke: I'm sure we can make it. I just am scared. I don't think I can be a good father though.
Lorelai: You will be a great father. This kid will be the luckiest kid. You are a wonderful man and I love you, this kid will love you too. We are in this together.
Luke smiles. Luke kisses her forehead then moves his lips down onto her lips. He kisses her tenderly. She kisses him deeply. He breaks away.
Luke: No coffee.
Lorelai: Daddy. We want coffee!
Lorelai laughs and points at her stomach.
Luke: No coffee.
Lorelai: Daddy.
Luke: Lorelai. You can't have coffee while your pregnant.
Lorelai: Decaf?
Luke: No coffee, not even decaf.
Lorelai: Fine, you won.
Luke: Get dressed. I'm going to go make breakfast. What do you want?
Lorelai thinks.
Lorelai: Scrambled eggs with cheese and bacon mixed. A large glass of milk with a little bit of orange juice with it and blueberry pancakes.
Luke: My god. My baby is sure a pig.
Lorelai laughs. Luke starts to walk out then turns around.
Luke: Call the doctor. You need to get a check up.
Lorelai nods then gets up. Luke walks out. Lorelai walks over to her dresser and pulls out some clothes.
Doctor's Office
Lorelai and Luke are sitting in the waiting room of the OBGYN. Luke's head is down. Lorelai's hand is on his back. A nurse comes into the room. Luke looks up.
Nurse: Lorelai Gilmore. The doctor will see you know.
Lorelai gets up and Luke stays sitting.
Lorelai: Can he come too.
(She motions towards Luke)
Nurse: Of course.
Luke: Go on Lorelai. I will stay here.
Lorelai walks over to Luke and pulls him up.
Lorelai: Come on Luke.
Luke gets up and walks after Lorelai. The nurse takes them into a small room with a comfy chair and red, white, and blue wallpaper.
Nurse: There is gowns in the drawer over there. (She motions to a small drawer underneath the sink) Take everything off except your top. The doctor will be in, in a few minutes.
Lorelai: Thank you.
The nurse leaves. Lorelai walks over to the drawer and opens it and pulls out a green gown. Luke starts to open the door to leave.
Luke: I'll wait outside while you change.
Lorelai: Luke you've seen me change before. You sit in that chair and calm down.
Luke walks over to the chair and sits down. He puts his head down. Lorelai starts to take off her shoes.
THE SCENE FADES TO AFTER THE DOCTOR'S VISIT
Lorelai and Luke are sitting in the doctor's office. The doctor is writing something on a piece of paper. Luke is holding Lorelai's hand. The doctor stops writing and looks up.
Doctor: For sure you are pregnant. Everything looked alright, but I wanted to take some tests just to make sure. I will call you in a few days to let you know how everything turned out, but right now you just need to take these pills (he hands her a bottle of pills) to help with the morning sickness.
Lorelai: Thank you doctor.
Doctor: Well you can go and Congratulations.
Luke: Thanks again doctor.
Lorelai and Luke get up and shake the doctor's hand. They walk out.
THE SCENE FADES TO LUKE'S TRUCK
Luke and Lorelai are sitting in the car quietly. Luke is driving. Lorelai is rubbing her stomach. Luke turns over to Lorelai.
Luke: Do you want to stay over at my apartment tonight?
Lorelai stops rubbing her stomach and looks up at Luke.
Lorelai: No, you stay at the house. Our house.
Luke turns back to Lorelai.
Luke: Our house?
Lorelai: Now that we are having a child it's our house.
Luke: You own it.
Lorelai: Yes, but we can move in together. You almost stay over every night and if your not staying over I'm at your apartment. You need to move in.
Luke pulls up to Lorelai's house. Luke gets out and walks over to Lorelai. He helps her out and they walk into the house.
Lorelai: Are you tired?
Luke: A little, why?
Lorelai: Carrying a baby loads you down.
Luke laughs. They walk up the stairs.
Luke's Diner
Lorelai is sitting at the counter. Luke is serving Kirk. Luke comes around the counter to in front of Lorelai.
Luke: You hungry?
Lorelai: Nope. The baby is probably sleeping.
Lorelai starts laughing.
Lorelai: Oh great. It's up again! I want raspberry pancakes and a fat juicy apple on the side. Oh and coffee.
Luke: Lorelai. No coffee. The baby will have 13 toes.
Lorelai: Fine, apple juice instead.
Luke turns around to give the order to Caesar, then the phone rings.
Brrriiinngg...
Luke answers the phone.
Luke: Hello.
Person: This is doctor Mark's office. Is Lorelai Gilmore or Luke Danes there?
Luke: This is Luke Danes.
Person: We need Lorelai Gilmore to come to the doctor's office tomorrow afternoon at 4:45. Can she make it.
Luke looks over at Lorelai. Lorelai is looking through her purse. Luke turns back.
Luke: Yes, I'll have her there. Is anything wrong?
Person: The doctor will see you tomorrow.
Luke hangs the phone up. He looks worried. He walks over to Lorelai.
Luke: You have a doctors appointment tomorrow at 4:45.
Lorelai: Why?
She stops looking in her purse and looks up at Luke.
Lorelai: Did they say something was wrong?
Luke looks very nervous.
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Ok. I hope nothing is wrong.
Luke: Nothing is wrong. (He looks even more upset) I'll drive you.
Lorelai: Is my lunch done?
Luke turns around and walks into the kitchen.
THE SCENE FADES TO LORELAI'S HOUSE
Lorelai and Luke are sitting on the couch. They are talking about the baby. As they talk Luke rubs Lorelai's stomach. Lorelai's hand is on top of his.
Lorelai: If it's a boy we should name him William after your father.
Luke smiles.
Luke: Maybe William Richard? You know after both our fathers.
Lorelai: Yeah. What about a girl?
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Luke!
Luke: It's my favorite name.
Lorelai smiles. She leans up and kisses him tenderly. They break apart and she looks back down at his hand.
Lorelai: I like the name Victoria. Maybe her name could be Victoria Lorelai Danes?
Luke: I like that, especially the Danes part.
Lorelai looks at her left ring finger and smiles. Her diamond ring fits perfect.
Luke: You having second thoughts?
He notices her looking at her engagement ring.
Lorelai: No.
Luke smiles and pulls her into him.
Luke: Good.
They both smiles.
THE SCENE FADES TO DOCTOR'S OFFICE
Lorelai and Luke are sitting in two chairs across from the doctor. His hands are folded and he is looking at them.
Doctor: We are afraid that you might lose your child.
Lorelai: What?
Doctor: Your child's heart rate is dropping. We are afraid that eventually it's heart will stop.
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke looks over at Lorelai. She has became very pale. He gets up and walks over to her. She tries to get up and passes out. Luke grabs her and the doctor rushes over.
SCENE FADES TO HOSPITAL ROOM
Lorelai is laying on a hospital bed. Luke is sitting next to her in a small uncomfortable chair. Lorelai starts to move. Luke stands up.
Lorelai: Where am I?
Luke: Your in the hospital.
Lorelai: Oh my god. Is the baby alright?
Luke: Yes. The baby will be fine. The doctor said that there is a very good chance that the baby's heart rate will increase... You scared me Lorelai.
Lorelai: Luke, your happy right?
Luke sits down on the hospital bed next to her. He puts his hand on hers.
Luke: Yes, very happy.
Lorelai: (Points down at her stomach) This kid is happy too. It keeps telling me.
There is silence for a minute.
Lorelai: You know, I'm happy too.
There is more silence
Lorelai: So when can we go home?
Luke: As soon as your ready.
Luke helps Lorelai up. He puts his arm around her waist and they walk out.
3 months later
Lorelai and Luke's House
(Lorelai and Luke are still engaged. She is now 4 ½ months pregnant and she has a very noticeable bump)
Lorelai and Luke are laying in the bed. They are snuggled up together. Luke is rubbing her stomach. Lorelai is asleep.
Luke: Hey little babies. How are you doing in there?
(Lorelai woke up, Luke didn't notice)
Lorelai: Luke, what are you doing to our children?
Luke: Nothing.
(He looks embarrassed)
Lorelai: Don't be embarrassed.
Luke: I'm not embarrassed.
Lorelai: Luke, I have known you for almost ten years, I know when your embarrassed. You get embarrassed when I see you naked.
Luke: I do not!
Lorelai: Ok fine, you don't.
Luke: You feeling alright?
Lorelai: I'm fine except your kids are killing me.
Luke: Want something?
Lorelai: You.
Luke: You have me.
Lorelai: Yes, but I want you fully. I know DIRTY!
Luke: Very dirty.
They laugh.
Luke: Want anything to eat?
Lorelai: No. These twins aren't that hungry right now.
Luke: Ok, well you go back to sleep.
Lorelai: Why? I want to come with you to work.
Luke: Lorelai get your rest. Remember what we have to do tonight?
Lorelai sighs.
Lorelai: Do we have to?
Luke: Yes your parents need to know. They have been gone for 5 months and they left no number so you never got to tell them, but you have no excuse not to tell them now.
Lorelai: Fine. I'm not that tired, please let me go with you to work.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: Stop that. (He gets up out of bed)
Lorelai starts to get up. Luke runs to the other side of the bed and helps her up.
Lorelai: Luke, I don't need any help. I can still get up.
Luke: I know, I just want you to not hurt yourself or the babies.
Lorelai walks over to the dresser and pulls out a pair of blue-jeans and a red sweater.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Yes.
Luke: Stay like you are. I like to see you in my shirt.
Lorelai: Luke. I'm going out in public.
Luke: Right.
Lorelai starts to change and so does Luke.
THE SCENE FADES TO THE DINER
Lorelai and Luke are walking in. Lorelai is wearing a big red jacket over her sweater. They walk on in and Lorelai sits at a table. Luke walks into the back and grabs a tablet. He walks back over to Lorelai.
Luke: Are you hungry?
Lorelai: Just some coffee.
Luke nods ok and turns around and walks over to the coffee pots. He starts to pour coffee into a cup when suddenly he stops and pours it back. He walks back over to her.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Yes Burger Boy? (She grins)
Luke looks a little mad.
Luke: No coffee until my kids are born.
Lorelai: Are you sure their your kids? (She laughs)
Luke nods yes.
Luke: Very sure. (He kisses her head)
Lorelai: Since I can't have coffee can I have orange juice?
Luke: Coming right up.
THE SCENE FADES TO BABY STORE
Lorelai and Luke are walking around. Lorelai is pushing a cart full of baby stuff. They come to the cribs.
Lorelai: Oh look, that one would be perfect.
Lorelai points to a white wood crib.
Lorelai: And we could get blue and pink checked bedding. Ow!
Luke: Are you alright? (He looks at her nervously)
Lorelai: I'm fine. Your kids just don't like mommy. They keep kicking.
Luke: They're mine for sure.
Lorelai laughs. They walk on and start to look at clothes.
Luke: Are you ready for tonight?
Lorelai looks up from a blue dress.
Lorelai: No.
Luke: Lorelai I'm coming with you, I can be your buffer.
Lorelai: You wont let them yell at me will you?
Luke: Of course not.
Lorelai smiles then looks back down at the blue dress.
Lorelai: I can't believe I'm having your children.
Luke: Me either.
THE SCENE FADES TO LUKE'S TRUCK LATER THAT NIGHT
Lorelai: Lets turn around. The kids are kicking like crazy, they already don't like their grandparents.
Luke keeps driving and stays quiet.
Lorelai: You seem calm. How can you be so calm? You hate my parents. Come on lets turn around.
They pull into the driveway of the Gilmore's house. Luke gets out, but Lorelai stays put.
Luke: Lets go Lorelai.
Luke walks over to the passenger door and opens it.
Luke: I don't want to have to drag you in there.
Lorelai: I am not going in there.
(She points towards the house)
Luke pulls her out of the car and then shuts the door and locks it.
Luke: You are being a bad example for our children.
Luke pulls her up to the door and rings the door bell. The door starts to open.
Maid: Hello.
Luke: Hi we are here to see Mr. And Mrs. Gilmore. This is their daughter.
(He motions to Lorelai)
Maid: They are in the living area. May I take your coats.
They walk inside the door. Luke takes his jacket off and gives it to the maid. Lorelai doesn't.
Lorelai: I'm cold.
Luke: She'll keep her jacket on.
They walk into the livingroom. Richard is pouring drinks and Emily is sitting on the couch. When she sees them come in she smiles.
Emily: Oh, Richard look who's here. It's Lorelai and Luke.
Richard turns around.
Richard: How are you guys? You look well.
Luke: Hello Mr. Gilmore. Were fine. How was your vacation in England?
Richard: Very good. We toured England like a tourist. It was fun.
Emily: Fun for a while, but after 2 months I was ready to come home. Lorelai you haven't said anything, what's been going on?
Lorelai: Nothing mom.
Richard: Sit down. Would you like some drinks?
Luke: Nothing for me.
Lorelai: A Martine with an(Luke stares at her)... never mind, I'm not that thirsty after all.
Richard: Well I want a bloody mary. What about you Emily?
Emily: BloodyMary.
Richard makes the drinks then hands one to Emily. He sits down across from Luke and Lorelai. Luke nudges Lorelai. Lorelai looks at Luke then whimpers.
Lorelai: Mom and Dad.
Emily: Yes Lorelai.
Lorelai: Me and Luke have something we need to tell you about. I tried to call you when I first found out, but I could never get you. I know you'll be a little upset, but I can't help it. Well I could have, but well...
Emily: Stop blubbering Lorelai. Get to the point.
Lorelai looks at Luke. She then turns back to Richard and Emily.
Lorelai: I'm pregnant.
Emily frowns. Richard smiles.
Richard: That's great. Congratulations. I'm very happy for you.
Emily: Yeah. That's nice. I'll check to see if dinner is ready.
Emily gets up and walks out of the room. Richard gets up and walks out after her. Lorelai looks at Luke.
Lorelai: I told you.
Luke: It's not that big of a deal. After a while she'll be alright.
Lorelai: You don't know my mother. She will be upset until the day she dies. She has never liked you and she never liked the idea of us. I'm pregnant and I'm not married.
(She starts to cry)
Luke: Everything will be ok. We are getting married in a year. The baby will be born before that, but at least we are getting married.
Lorelai: No it will not be ok. I was looking forward to us spending our honeymoon alone. I was looking forward to doing all that newlyweds do their first year or two. Why? Why did this have to happen?
(She starts to cry harder)
Luke pulls her into him and she cries into his chest. Luke holds her. Lorelai moves away.
Lorelai: I want to go home.
Luke: Lets go.
Luke gets up and pulls Lorelai up. He walks into the entry way and gets his jacket.
Luke: Wait here.
Luke walks towards the kitchen. He stops at the door and listens.
Emily: She has done it again! Except this time she has a poor diner owner as the father.
Richard: You need to be happy for them Emily. She loves him and you can't do anything about that.
Emily: He will leave her. He doesn't want a family. Lorelai use to say that all the time. He hates kids and soon he will get tired of Lorelai. What is she going to do then? Huh? Tell me that!
Richard: Calm down Emily!
Luke walks through the door.
Luke: We're leaving. By the way Mrs. Gilmore, I love your daughter and I always have and always will. Before I said I never wanted kids, but with Lorelai it's different. Good Bye and have a good night.
Luke turns around and walks out. Lorelai is outside the kitchen door. He walks out the front door and she follows.
SCENE FADES TO THE GILMORE AND DANES' HOUSE
The morning after telling her parents she's pregnant.
Luke is making breakfast. Lorelai is up in their room still asleep. He is cooking raspberry pancakes and eggs. He is walking back and forth in the kitchen. We see Lorelai walking in. Her curly brown her laid loosely around her shoulders. She is wearing a green shirt with a pair of pajama pants. Her bump is very noticeable.
Lorelai: Good Morning.
Luke stops cooking and wipes his hands. He walks over to her and kisses her and says hello to the twins.
Luke: Want some breakfast? I made pancakes and eggs.
He walks back over to the stove and rakes the food onto a plate. He sits it down on the table. Lorelai walks over to the fridge and opens it. Inside the fridge is full. She pulls out the orange juice and closes it. He reaches up into the cabinet and pulls out two glasses.
Luke: Here.
He hands them to her. She sits them down and pours them each a glass of orange juice. She walks back to the table and sits the glasses down and then sits down herself.
Lorelai: Where's your food?
Luke: I've already eaten. I have to get to the diner.
Lorelai: We need Q-tips.
Luke: I wasn't going to the store.
Lorelai: You walk right by Doose's, get it then.
Luke: Fine.
He walks over to the orange juice glass and chugs it down. He sits it in the sink then walks over to Lorelai.
Luke: We need anything else besides q-tips?
Lorelai: Nope.
Luke kisses her and then starts to leave.
Lorelai: Wait.
Luke: What?
Luke turns around. Lorelai walks up to him and kisses him deeply.
Luke: What was that for?
Lorelai: For loving and caring for me.
Luke: Bye.
Luke turns around and leaves. Lorelai sits back down and eats the breakfast he made her.
Brrriiinngg...
Lorelai gets up and walks to the phone.
Lorelai: Hello?
Rory: Hey mom!
Lorelai: Rory? Oh my god, it's good to here from you. I haven't talked or saw you in over a year. How are you hon?
Rory: Good. How are you mom?
Lorelai: Pregnant!
Rory: Your pregnant? By who?
Lorelai: Luke.
Rory: Luke has reproduced?
Lorelai: Yea. Guess what!
Rory: What?
Lorelai: It's twins! Just like my dream.
Rory: That's wonderful. When is the wedding?
Lorelai: Christmas Eve.
Rory: Oh mom I'm so excited for you!
Lorelai: Well how's your trip with Logan?
Rory: Pretty good. We have already been to Asia and Africa, and next we're going to Europe and Australia.
Lorelai: So you guys enjoying yourself?
Rory: Yea. We are.
Lorelai: So when will you be back?
Rory: Sometime in October.
Lorelai: That's around the time the twins are due. I hope you'll be back in time for their birth.
Rory: Hopefully. Well mom I have to go, but when we stop again I will call you. Tell Luke I said hey. I love you.
Lorelai: I love you to hon. Bye.
Rory: Bye.
They hang up. Lorelai walks back into the kitchen. She sits down and eats the rest of the breakfast.