Me: *walks on stage* Why hello, hello, and hello to you my dear reader! I am Monsy 38, known as Monsy 38, but you can call me Monsy, or 38, though that might be kind of odd…but anyway, I'm getting off track. I'm here to host the SECOND author tribute in the archive. Littlebirdy05 made the first one, and with special permission from her I will make my own, along with these lovable characters *motions behind at Kowalski, Private, Skipper, Rico, Marlene, Julien, and Mort who wave back*
That's right, the POM characters will host this with me, and give their input on the author we will write about! And who better to start with then our very own Blouper!
All: *Clap*
Me: Yes, Blouper, our dear Blouper who wrote Abnegation, how to forget this wonderful-
Mort: I like her! I like her stories! I like them almost as much as Julien's feet! You have no idea how much I like her!
Me: Awwwww!
Julien: Mort, shut-up! *throws him behind bush*
Me: Harsh, but anywho, she was the main inspiration for my beginning to write Marski stories, her story was just so greatly put together it was impossible not to. Right guys? *turns to Marlene and Kowalski who smile nervously and nod*
Marlene: Yeah! She's really good at scenery and descriptions.
Kowalski: She displays emotions in such a way that even I can understand and I have come to realize many things from reading her works.
Marlene: *gives him a weirded out look*
Kowalski: *clears throat* she's exceptional.
Me: aww! How cute, but more about Blouper. She manages to stay in character so well, even getting Julien's attitude pinpoint perfect, and we all know how hard it can be to capture Julien's manner correctly-
Julien: It's true, I am very complexicated *takes out mirror and admires self* uhu, watch out ladies *winks at Marlene*
Marlene: *rolls eyes*
Me: Okay guys, let me finish *stands between Marlene and Julien* Blouper, your story is definitely one of the best I've ever read. Keep writing! Your words are magical. Guys? Input please!
Skipper: Well, she's pretty good at action. I myself held my breath during quite a few scenes.
Mort: *crawls out from behind bush* I like! I like her! I-
Julien: *Grabs Mort and covers his mouth* She is wondertastic! Not as much as the king himself, but pretty good for a subject.
Kowalski: It's exceptional the way she places the mixture of connotation, symbolism, and the complexity of her story to a perfectly orchestrated piece of literature. A classic for sure!
Marlene: She's just practically 100% awesome!
Rico: *stands up and fist pumps* arghert baggifiribitf reftstad. Woo hoo!
Private: Her story touched my heart! It's like the story itself was sprinkled in fairy dust.
Me: Well, you heard it folks, read Blouper's story Abnegation for one moment of intense emotion and a heart tugging story that will have you begging for more! Until next time, we shall see who the next author is!
Mort: *runs in* I like her stories! I want to hug them! *takes papers from me*
Me: aww! Isn't he adorable?
Julien: *glares* the silly human has lost her mind.
Me: *grabs Julien and throws him across the zoo* He knew too much.
All: *clap*
Mort: Yay! Story!
Me: And I'll leave ya'll with this. Suggestions for any author can be placed and I will get to them ASAHP. That's as soon as humanly possible, and also, if you want, make your own author tribute and send it to me, I will place you as co-host here. So, bye!!!!
*waves*
Mort: I still like her story!
