I can't dance. It's as simple as that. I am a hopeless dancer. I know she wants to dance though. She's been tapping her feet to the music for the past ten minutes. And I really should ask her before that twat Banana does. He's been making eyes at her the whole time but she's ignoring him.
She could turn me down though. I don't think she would but there's a chance she's finally given up after all this time.
I sigh and stand up, making my way over to her.
"You ready to see that dead man dance Tosh?"