Another one-shot! Slight NaLu! Real short! Only has 338 words, not including A/N!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
"Hey Gray!"
The ice mage ignored him.
"Gray!"
Ignored.
"Oi, Ice princess! STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT JUVIA AND WAKE UP!
"DAMMIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT, NATSU?"
"I just wanted to ask you something."
"Well then, what is it?"
"What's a French kiss?"
Gray froze in his spot.
"What?"
"I asked you; what's a french kiss?"
Gray's eye twitched. "You're seriously that stupid?"
"Look, just answer the damn question!"
"Why the hell would you even ask that?"
Natsu shrugged. "Just curious."
"Well, it's when you kiss a girl."
"Then why is it call a French kiss?"
"Because it's different from the others."
"Because you swap tongues while doing it."
Natsu cocked an eyebrow. "Swap tongues?"
"Yeah, you know, your tongue touches the other girl's tongue."
"Why the hell would someone want to touch someone else's tongue with their own tongue?"
"Just because."
"Why?"
"Natsu, just shut up."
"Does it feel nice?"
"Dude."
"Is it because of the taste?"
"Shut up." Gray felt a vein pop on his forehead.
"I wonder what it's like to French kiss."
"Dammit! Then just go and ask Lucy to do it with you so you can experience it!" Gray blurted out.
"Okay." Natsu grinned and bolted out of the guild.
Gray was left standing there as he watched him leave the guild in pure shock.
"Don't tell me he's . . ."
Later that day, Natsu and Lucy entered the guild. Natsu had a red and swollen cheek and was currently rubbing it to make the pain go away, while Lucy was blushing furiously.
The whole guild stared at them in confusion while a certain ice alchemist was laughing his ass off.
Lucy headed on to the bar maintaining a beat red face while Natsu headed to the table where Gray was sitting on, still rubbing his red cheek.
"She didn't want to do it with me." Natsu told him as Gray snickered at him, holding in a fit of laughter.
"Of course not, you idiot."
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