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Chapter 1

Hinata's POV

I walked inside the ninja academy and I saw absolutely nobody I knew. I was the new kid but I wasn't a scared one. Screw that I wouldn't even be scared if a giant ass snake came and tried to eat me. So basically was walking around looking for a seat.

Then I spotted one in the middle of two boys. I walked over to them. "Hi can I sit here?" I asked the brown-haired boy with a small puppy in his coat. He looked at me (more like looked at my body) and nodded.

"Sure my name's Kiba." he smiled.

I sat down next to him and smiled back. "Hinata nice to meet you I'm new here."

"This dud next to me is Shino he's an emo kid so if he doesn't talk back to you it's normal."

I giggled. "Kiba that's a bug clone." Kiba watched in shock as 'Shino' dissolved into bugs. The real Shino appeared next me. "Wow you're the first person to actually notice that. How did you figure that out?" he said.

"Well you didn't even look at me and I could hear faint buzzing." I said.

"Impressive." said Shino.

"Yea well I knew it wasn't the real Shino I was just testing you." The Brunette said scratching the back of his head.'He looks cute when he's embarrassed.' I thought . "You know Kiba you look cute when your embarrassed." Kiba looked away to hide his blush but I could still notice it. I laughed.

"What's so funny?" asked Kiba

Just when I was about to answer a swarm of fangirls came rushing inside the classroom. "SASUKE-KUN!!!" They screeched.

I covered my ears. "IT'S THE APOCALISP!!!!" I yelled. Then I saw 2 girls one with blonde hair and the other with...PINK HAIR. Dun! Dun! Dun! I started twitching, I hate the color pink it's too girly. "What's wrong Hinata?" asked Shino.

"That chick has freakin pink hair, PINK! Has hell frozen over or has blue pickles started to fly because either way the world is coming to an end!" Shino and Kiba laughed. I watched as the two girls started to fight.

"Move Ino-pig I'm sitting next to Sasuke-kun!" yelled the pink one.

"No you move billboard-brow I'm sitting next to Sasuke-kun!" yelled the blonde one Ino. The girls were to stupid to realize that there were two chairs. The boy looked in panic. I laughed. "Do you think I should help him?" I asked Kiba and Shino. Kiba shrugged.

"Wouldn't hurt." said Shino. I nodded. I made two handsigns.

"Shadow clone justu!" Another Hinata appeared next to Kiba. Just before Sakura(Billboard-Brow) and Ino(Ino-pig) could sit down my clones took the chairs.

"Sorry ladies spots taken but, there are some seats over by that cute blond ninja over there." I said as I pointed to the seats. The two girls growled at me with hatred. I turned to the boy.

"Don't worry I'm not a fangirl I just did that to save you from having to sit next to them."

"By the way what's your name?" I asked.

"Uchiha Sasuke." he said. "Hinata." I said "Nice meeting you."

"Hn." was the reply.

'Jerk' I thought. 'I just helped him he didn't even say thank you hell, he didn't even give me a response. What the hell is hn!?'

I looked at Sasuke's hair. Then I started to laugh. Sasuke looked at me like I was crazy.

"What's so funny?" he asked

"Your hair." I said. He raised an eyebrow.

"Your hair looks like a chickens butt hahahahaha!" I almost fell of my seat laughing. I looked at him he was glaring at me. "What? It's true."

Sasuke's POV

'I cant believe that girl my hair does not look like a chickens butt!' I thought. I heard her laughing.'Wow she's has a pretty laugh... OH MY GOD I SAID PRETTY!'

'Where the heck did pretty come from...what is this girl doing to me.' "Hahaha Sasuke-teme has chicken hair!" yelled the obnoxious blonde known as Naruto Uzamaki.

"Shut up Dobe." I said coolly.

"Shut doesn't go up prices do." sneered Naruto. We had a glaring contest until a boy pushed Naruto into me and our lips touched.

Hinata's POV

'Oh my FREAKIN god he's gay!!!! Oh this is to rich!' I thought. I looked over at Sakura and Ino. They looked ready to kill. If looks could kill Naruto would be in the pits of hell. I watched as all of the fangirls pounded on Naruto.

They beat the freakin shit out of him. Then a dude with brown hair walked over and broke it up. 'Awwww.'

Regular POV

"Okay each and everyone of you will be put in teams of 3." Groans were heard.

Team 7

Uchiha Sasuke, Hinata, and Uzamaki Naruto.

Naruto: O f***

Team 8

Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura(hoe bag), and Aburame Shino

Sakura:NOOOO

Iruka: SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE BAG!

Team 9

Shikamaru(forgot last name),Ino, and the fat dude over there.

Ino: Well aint that a b****.

"And the rest of you guys aren't important." said Iruka

"My mom thinks I'm important." said some ninja

"We'll your moms an ass."

Kiraya: So how do you like it. Read and Review or go to hell.