A/N: I thought of making this after seeing a song parody of "No Air" on Youtube.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the copyright of The X-Files. Chris Carter owns it. I'm just toying around with Skinner and his baldness.
Credits to the writer of the lyrics of "No Air."
No Hair
Tell me how I'm supposed to comb with no hair
If you should see my shiny head
Because my hair now falls away
Growing old now means facing the world with no hair, oh
I'm here alone, don't wanna leave
My feet won't budge, I'm stuck in here
Wish I can go out of this Bureau, bald head unseen
But how do you expect me to comb my hair, can't you see
My receding hairline's torture
It's embarrassing for me
Tell me how I'm supposed to comb with no hair
Can't rebond, can't relax with no hair
It's how I feel, 'cause now it's bare up there
It's no hair, no hair
Got me in here in the shower, don't peek
Using shampoo would be useless for me
If there's no hair, I just can't live
No hair, hair, oh,
No hair, hair, no
No hair, hair
Oh, no hair, hair
I walked, I ran, I hid, I'm blue
My agents laugh now, they'll be screwed
It's pure agony, I'll suspend them, they'll see
But somehow, I can cope deep inside
Yes, I'm bald, but I will survive
I don't know how, I'll face life with no hair
So how do you expect me
To gel my head, can't you see
My receding hairline's torture
It's embarrassing for me
Tell me how I'm supposed to comb with no hair
Can't rebond, can't relax with no hair
It's how I feel, 'cause now it's bare up there
It's no hair, no hair
Got me in here in the shower, don't peek
My wife's shampoo would be useless for me
If there's no hair, I just can't live
No hair, hair, oh,
No hair, hair, no
No hair, hair
Oh, no hair, hair…
(Mulder rubs Skinner's head)
Skinner: Get your hands off me! -
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