A/N: A full 15 minutes to write! A real record for me, usually I can get about 5 sentences done in 15 minutes.
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Amanda had always been a fan of Voldemort. She believed very strongly that Voldemort was misunderstood. She covered her walls in Voldemort memorabilia, and made sure she knew everything there was to know about him. But there was one thing that had always bothered Amanda… why was it that Voldemort didn't get an awesome cool scar? Harry Potter got one, and he wasn't nearly as spiffy as Voldemort!
Well, one day, Amanda managed to discover the location of Voldemort's secret headquarters. She couldn't possibly even think to pass up a chance like this, so she went to ask Voldemort about this very perplexing issue.
This why Amanda was now talking to Voldemort about his non-existent scar.
"I love you."
Well… she was getting to talking about his non-existent scar.
"Who in the world are you?"
"And I have a very important question to ask you."
"Malfoy! Tell me who the insolent child is!"
"I'm worried you might find it a bit personal though, so please, before you respond, count to ten."
"Could you please stop doing that!"
"I'm just giving you a hug! You seem very angry!"
"The supreme ruler of the world does not need a hug!"
"Voldie! Everyone needs a hug!"
His face contorted in shock at her nick name, and he grew speechless.
"Now Voldie, please listening to my question. Why is it, that Harry Potter has a very cool and awesome lightening bolt scar on his forehead, but you do not?"
The room of deatheathers paled and gasped. You could feel the ice wind sweep through the room, and many people choice to run in fear.
"Oh! I'm sorry! Is this a rather touchy subject?" Amanda whispered to the deatheater closest to her.
But it was all to late, the damage had been done, and only months worth of extreme psychological counseling would ever be able to help.
"IT'S SO UNFAIR!" Was Voldemort's cry, as he broke down in the dining hall.