No! Virtual

Disclaimer: Gravitation is mine; I am Maki Murakami. Authoress laughs insane in a straitjacket.

Warnings: Shounen ai, Oocs, Ocs only one major one though.

Beta'd by cutelilpuppieyez (Thanks so much for taking the time.)

Chapter One: The Brilliant Idea

Music could be heard coming from a door in the hall where Bad Luck currently occupied the studio.

They were practicing the song SUSURESURE Naru Kisetsu (1). Suguru wanted to try a new mix he had made. Hiro plucked cords on his guitar thoughtfully, while Shuichi sang on sugar high load.

chachina ai o kasanete samayou ORE no kokoro ni

mou ichido sameta kuchibiru ABUNAI atsu ga hoshikute

SURESURE naru kisetsu ni

zaratsuku ashiato kara jigujigu hibiku rikutsu

kimagure o moteasobu ORE wa seisha?

eki ni tatanai mune no taka nari wa chotto osaete

tobikiri ka suru ROMIO mado ni warau

Don't you Believe mind? yaburi tsunaida meiro no chizu

Can you Believe lie? shiketa yoru ni mai agaru

SHAI ni ai o katareba HIWAI ni TSUME o tateteru

yure dasu AOI mayoi ga tadayou TORIKO no machi ni

oyobanai mademo chikazuki kasoku maitesure chigau

tomaranai aoru kuchibiru kire sou na ito wa kara maru

SURESURE naru kisetsu ni

shirokuro erabi chase sasoi komu youni genjitsu

SARUSA to KARUMA ochite michi ni tokeru

Don't you Believe mind? nodo o itameru daiki no youni

Can you Believe lie? yoru no shita de agaki dasu

HANPA na yume no tsuzuki ni HASUPPA na koe ga togireru

ozanari tanoru kisetsu ni modorenai ORE wa furueru

chachina ai o kasanete samayou ORE no kokoro ni

mou ichido sameta kuchibiru ABUNAI atsu ga hoshikute

semegi au hitori KIRIKIRI nemurenai basho ni hibikeba

nigasanai hazu no kuchibiru kizukeba KANARI setogiwa (2)

K and Sakano sat at a rectangular table on brown metal chairs. Sakano drank tea, moving his foot in time with the music. K sat pondering, reading a music magazine. He was looking at a page with Bad Luck's ratings on it. He frowned. Bad Luck has been in the same spot for weeks. Holding up one of his pistols in the air, he let it go off.

"We need to talk."

Everyone jumped at the noise. Silence filled the room as they all sat down at the table. Sakano had made a fresh pot of tea, and was pouring some for everyone. "What's this about K-san?"

K showed them the rating chart. "This. Bad Luck has been in the same spot on the chart for weeks."

"We have a concert coming up. Won't that help?" Hiro asked looking at the chart. Shuichi was jumping form foot to foot biting his nails.

"What should we do K-san; we want to be better than Nittle Grasper?"

"I don't know I'm still thinking; Hiro might be right about the concert, but I think we should do something else." K answered.

Suguru and Sakano sipped their tea, thinking of ideas. Shuichi hummed softly thinking. Hiro's eyes were closed, his fingers tapping on the table. K paced up and down the room. After an hour of brainstorming everyone slumped in their chairs, stumped.

"Oww…my brain hurts." Shuichi complained.

"Yes that's it!" K shouted in English.

Everyone gathered around him with puzzled looks. K had a ridiculous grin on his face.

"What are you smiling at K-san?" Suguru asked slightly scared of K's maniac grin.

"We should do a documentary on Bad Luck…hohoho!"

"What?"

"That's a great idea K-san!" Shuichi laughed excitedly. "Gonna be in a movie, gonna be in a movie!" He sang.

Suguru glared at Shuichi. "Baka." He muttered under his breath.

Sakano stood up, doing that crazy dance he does when he's nervous. "K...K-san it's a good idea, but where would we find someone to film?"

K folded his hands under his chin smiling thoughtfully. "We'll find an expert and hire them. Now we're done here for today, goodbye."

Everyone said their goodbyes and started going home.

Meanwhile, Yuki Eiri sat by his laptop, his fingers sailing over the keyboard. He was trying to finish his latest novel before Shuichi came home. He sucked at the cigarette in his mouth. Tap, tap went the keys as he worked.

"Tadaima!"

Yuki jumped in his seat at the loud cry. Shuichi entered his study smiling. "Yuki, guess what?"

"What?" Yuki asked lighting a new cigarette.

"We're making a documentary on Bad Luck; cool huh."

Yuki turned to him holding his cigarette. "I won't see it; you and your band have zero talent."

Shuichi turned chibi and jumped on Yuki's back. "Yuki you're so mean!" He cried.

Yuki pick Shuichi up and threw him out in the hall. Slamming the door Yuki yelled out to him. "Leave me alone, I'm trying to finish."

Yuki sat down at his laptop typing. Shuichi pounded at the door. "Yuki, please let me in."

Yuki took a long drag at his cigarette. It's going to be a long night, he thought.

t.b.c

(1) Number six on the Bad Luck the Shindo Shuichi vocal collection CD.

(2) Lyrics at