Quatra, Wufei, And Trowa are have gone out to do errands, that leaves Heero and Duo alone in the house. They decide to play Red Alert Aftermath. What'll happen? Can you spell chaos? I can;

D . . . U . . .O . . . . . A. . . N. . . D. . . . . . H. . . . E. . . E. . . R . . O. . . . . . . . A. . . L . . O . . N. . E. . . !

Duo: So that line goes here . . . . or maybe here. Or maybe here!

Heero = _

Duo: No wait! It goes here. . . . . . . or does it go here?

Heero = __

*Duo types in: You are a coward.*

(No reply)

Duo = _

*Duo now types in: ANSWER YOU STUPID BAKA!!!!!! YOU SLIMY LITTLE PIECE OF- *

Heero: Duo. . . . I'm sitting right next to you.

*Duo looks to side.*

Duo: DAMN!

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Heero: All your weapons are useless! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Duo: Not ALL my weapons! HAHAHA!!! *Snaps fingers, Relena steps in tied and gagged.* Now surrender or I will hurt Rele-

Heero: NO FAIR!!! LIVE AMMUNITION!!!! I SURRENDER!!! JUST GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!! *Runs out of room screaming.*

Duo and Relena = O_O

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*Click* *Click* Click*

Duo: Damn.

*Click* *Click*

Duo: Damn!

*Click*

Duo: DaMn!

*Cli-*

Duo: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Duo, you suck at this game.

Duo: You try playing minesweeper then!

(30 minutes later.)

Heero: I've won 50 games so far. Anymore?

Duo: Evil . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Duo: STOP SENDING FRICKIN DEMO TANKS INTO MY BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Then what should I do?

Duo: Anything else!

Heero: Okay.

(2 minutes later)

Duo: STOP SENDING FRICKIN A-BOMBS AT ME!!!!!!!!

Heero: Picky, picky aren't we?

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Duo: You've beaten me EVERY time!

Heero: yep.

Duo: But there's one way you can't win! (Gives demented laugh, kinda like the one Quatra did when he went berserk.)

Heero: ?

Duo: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Pulls a chord out of socket. Lights go out.*

Heero: Duo you Baka.

Duo: Oops. . .

Duo = O_O

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*5 hours later, everyone comes back*

Quatra: Hey my sisters got me this board game. It's called Risk. Anyone want to play?

Trowa: I'm in.

Wufei: I'll play too.

Quatra: Where's Heero and Duo?

*All walk into computer room*

Duo: I'll destroy you!

Heero: Attack Air force!!!!!

Duo: You and your STUPID planes! FINE! I'll build samsites then!

*Missiles sound*

Heero: BAKA!

Quatra, Wufei, and Trowa = O_O

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Starlet: I got the idea when I watched my dad play Red Alert. So yeah. Let me know what you think!