John was working on his blog when Sherlock walked in. "Hey Sherlock," he said. "How does this sound, 'The Case of The Black Cat?'"
"Boring." Sherlock said, plopping himself down on the recliner.
John sighed and scrapped it. "Well then, what do you suggest?"
"I don't know." Silence enveloped them for a moment before Sherlock broke it. "Do you know a doctor?"
"What?" John looked utterly surprised at the sudden question. "Sherlock, I am a doctor. Have you deleted that information? Why do you ask? What's wrong?"
"Hmm." Sherlock hummed softly and turned his head to look at John. "Because, John. I seem to have a bad case of 'Falling For You.'"
John blushed darkly and turned back to his laptop. "H-how does 'Bandit in Black' sound to you?"
"Better than the first one," Sherlock sighed. He'd just have to try harder then.
Hey kittens! So this idea came to me this morning when I woke up, inspired by the fact that I sent a bunch of pickup lines to my own John Watson last night. Like, I'm her Sherlock and she's my John, in fact, I'm wearing my coat and hat at the moment. Anyway, I already have a few pickup lines set out that I'm going to use but if you have a certain one you want to see go ahead and request it! ~Cat.