OC Advise from an Idiot Chapter 1, a warriors fanfic

Hello! Today, you're going to hear some advice from a super cringey Mary-Sue as they give you bad advice about your OCs!

PLEASE NOTE: Don't take any of this to seriously! It's all a joke!

Huh? Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. Now, tell me, why are you here? What's that? You have a terrible OC, and you want to fix it? Well, in that case, come right over here! I know just the thing to help...

First, let's see your OC. Just fill out his form right here. Yes, you fill it out. All of your OCs information. Tell me when you're done!

Oh? What's this? You've fillen out the form already? Wow, that was quick! Okay, let's see it!

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WOAH WOAH WOAH! This OC is just full of problems! Let's go through this step by step. Let's start with the name catagory:

Name: Ivyclaw

Okay, okay, okay. Let's start with the prefix. Ivy's a great name! But, the problem is, it's used with humans. Any name that's a human name is a bad name. So, some bad prefixes are: Ivy, Holly, Daisy, Dawn, Ocean, etc.

So yeah, know you know. Take notes. So, what should we change the name to? Well, we don't even have to care about the personality or appearance. We just name them something amazing.

Hmmm... Let's think. What would you want as a prefix if you were a Warrior cat? Well, the ideal name is something like Sparkle, Rainbow, or Kawaii!

But we have to chose the most perfect name ever. Hmm... I've got it! How about this for a prefix: Pinkfluffyunicorndancingonrainbows! It's amazing, isn't it? Everyone else will be so jelous of your OC and their awesome prefix!

Now, let's move on to the suffix. Claw? That is the most boring thing I've ever heard! It's like every other cat in the Warriors series has that suffix! Here are some examples: Uh... Never mind, I don't know any cats with claw for a suffix. Wait, there's Tigerclaw! And Brambleclaw! And... uh... Others!

Well, anyways, let's think of some good suffixes. Maybe Sparkle? What about Universe? Or Ribbon? Let's go with Sparkle.

Now, onto your cats appearance! Let's look at it- OH MY STARCLAN!

Does this... Does this say what I think it says?

Appearance: Light brown she-cat with dark brown and ginger patches; blue eyes.

No, no, no! This just won't do.

Hmm... First, let's change the pelt color. Brown? Are you serious? Brown is a gross color (I'm not racist)! It's the color of dirt! And dirt is gross because worms crawl in it! And just about everycat ever has brown fur. I mean, light brown's okay, but still!

Now, how about we change it to pink! Pink is an awesome color, because it's the color of flowers and unicorns and cotton candy! Everyone should have pink fur!

Now for those patches! Let's get rid of them, because splotches are so last week. They look like your cat's clumsy and spilled weird colored ketchup all over them, which probably isn't the look you're going for. How about we replace it with... I know! STRIPES! Stripes are super stylish.

And, to make the stripes even better, let's make them RAINBOW!

This is truly the best cat ever. Now, to the eyes. Blue is pretty good, but it's not good enough for Pinkfluffyunicorndancingonrainbowssparkle, your new OC! She needs something awesome, like... Like color changing! It should change color depending on what mood she is! When she's happy her eyes are yellow, when she's sad her eyes are blue, when she's mad her eyes are red, etc.

Now, the appearance is all solved!

What's next, you ask? Well, let's take a look at your personality!

Personality: Loyal, brave, overreacts when she's under stress (which is a lot), not the best at fighting, a good hunter, energetic, sensitive, defensive, creative.

WHAT THE HECK! THIS IS JUST RIDDLED WITH FLAWS!

And... ARE THOSE FLAWS THAT I SEE?! Ew! Flaws are gross.

First, let's get rid of all those flaws! She's not sensitive or defensive, and she never overreacts. Now, she has to be awesome at everything, so let's make her the best at fighting and hunting ever! She's also the best at climbing trees, swimming, healing, etc.

Now, let's give her more good stuff! She's super loyal, super brave, has lots of friends, extremely creative, smart, sassy.

Great, we're all done!

Now for the rank!

Rank: Warrior

WOAH! What do you mean, she's a warrior? She's just a plain old warrior? We need to fix this! You could either make your cat a Leader or a Medicine Cat. If you want your cat to be a leader, you can change your suffix to star.

Okay, good.

Backround: She lived a normal life in RiverClan, until she met four ShadowClan cats, named Whitekit, Skykit, Maplekit and Ashkit. She became good friends with them, and sometimes snuck into ShadowClan camp with them. But then, she discovered that Whitekit was actually evil, and he was part of a prophecy, which said he would destroy the clans. Luckily, she and her pals Maplepatch and Amberpaw, teamed up to stop Whitekit, now Whitewater, from destroying the clans. Then her life settled down, she got a mate, and lived a normal life.

Okay, this is better than some other backrounds I've seen. But she should be in more than just one prophecy! She should be in at least 10 prophecies all about her. She also should have some drama in her life, more than just sneaking into an enemy camp. How about this:

She had two toms, named Senpaichin and Manlyman, fight over her, because she was so beautiful. They both asked her if she wanted to be their mate, but she didn't want to be their mate. She wanted to be mates with Handsomestar, the leader of her clan! So she asked him, and he obviously said yes, so they became mates! So, now she fights bad guys and fufills prophecies while she's expecting Beststar's kits, cuz she can fight no matter what!

Now that's what you call a good backstory. I think you're good to go for now! But first, let's look at the before and after!

BEFORE:

Name: Ivyclaw

Appearance: Light brown she-cat with dark brown and ginger patches; blue eyes.

Personality: Loyal, brave, overreacts when she's under stress (which is a lot), not the best at fighting, a good hunter, energetic, sensitive, defensive, creative.

AFTER:

Name: Pinkfluffyunicorndancingonrainbowssparkles

Appearance: Pink she-cat with rainbow stripes; color changing eyes.

Personality: Very loyal, very brave, never overreacts, the best at fighting, hunting, tree climbing, swimming, healing, and other things, energetic, not sensitive, not defensive, has lots of friends, extremely creative, super smart and sassy.

Backround: She had two toms, named Senpaichin and Manlyman, fight over her, because she was so beautiful. They both asked her if she wanted to be their mate, but she didn't want to be their mate. She wanted to be mates with Handsomestar, the leader of her clan! So she asked him, and he obviously said yes, so they became mates! So, now she fights bad guys and fufills prophecies while she's expecting Beststar's kits, cuz she can fight no matter what!

NEXT TIME: Relationships!