10 things men should know about women.
Disclaimer (and I'll only do it once): I don't own Naruto.
Itachi x Hinata
Itachi was genuinely pleased and content with the choice he had made as he entered Hinata's apartment for the first time. They had been dating for a while now, mostly going someplace where they could get to know each other better, and he had found that Hinata was the perfect woman for him:
She was quiet and reserved, and when she spoke, it was in a low, soft voice that didn't give him a headache, unlike the high-pitched voices of the fangirls he'd had to endure for years. She was tidy. She was gentle and caring, motherly even, and she didn't question his decision.
Not to mention she was incredibly hot.
Hinata greeted him with a smile, beckoned him to enter and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"I'm so glad you are here Itachi-kun."
"So am I", he replied with perfect manners and looked around while Hinata disappeared into the kitchen to take care of the meal she was currently preparing. The first thing he noticed was the rack on the wall, which was filled with shoes.
Itachi raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off. So she did own a lot of shoes – he could live with that. Actually, she was no competition for his ex-girlfriend when it came down to the number of shoes she possessed. And, unlike his ex, she didn't seem to be the kind of girl to use her shoes as weapons against him, because hell, the high heels of his ex-girlfriend had caused a huge laceration when she had attacked him with them when he told her it was over (The worst thing, though, was that she later blamed him for breaking the heels).
No man, he thought, would ever understand women's fascination with shoes...
"If you want to take off your jacket, you can put it into the cupboard on the left wall", Hinata called from the kitchen.
Looking to the left, Itachi saw two cupboards standing there. "Which one?", he called back, but it seemed that she hadn't heard him, for he received no answer. With a shrug, Itachi opted for the first and bigger one.
What a mistake.
He could hear Hinata's warning "No, no that-", but it was already too late. He had already pulled the doors open, and then every sound was drowned out by the loud, growling noise the avalanche he was facing caused.
Seconds later, all that could be seen when looking at the spot the Uchiha had been standing at before, was a huge pile of shoes.
Hinata sighed. She definitely needed a bigger cupboard.
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1. There is no such thing as too many shoes.
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