At last, one from the Spice Girls! I am beginning to get very annoyed at them because they are all
soloists, and they really need to stop.
Maybe this will help:
Disclaimer: I do not
own these characters, they belong to Squaresoft; this song belongs to the Spice
Girls. I certainly don't want to own
the song, but this rearrangement is mine.
My cat is sitting on the window sill upstairs and could fall off with a
little gust of wind or a push, but she's very unintelligent looking right now
gawking at the birds from her perch, and certainly cannot help me if anyone out
there is mean enough to sue me!
Zell: Oh great! A hot-dog stand! Oy! Me first! Huh?
Seifer: Hot-dogs,
grab 'em 'ere! I sell for cheap, but
it's your life you risk!
Zell: Seifer?
Seifer: Zell??
Both: O_O
Zell: How ironic!
Seifer: So tell, me
what you want, what you really, really, want!
Zell: Yo, I'll tell
you what I want, what I really really want!
Seifer: So tell me
what you want, what you really really want!
Zell: I'll tell you
what I want what I really really want!
Seifer: So tell me
what you want, what you really really want!
Zell: I wanna
(hah!), I wanna (hah!), I wanna (hah!), I wanna (hah!),
I wanna really really really wanna chilli-dog!
Seifer: Doh!
Seifer: If you want
some milkshake, or extra cheese,
If you wanna can of coke, then just say,
"Please".
D'ya want
some Ketchup, or HP sauce?
If you want
some Dijon mustard, b***** off!
Zell: Yo, I'll tell
you what I want, what I really really want!
Seifer: So tell me
what you want, what you really really want!
Zell: I'll tell you
what I want what I really really want!
Seifer: So tell me
what you want, what you really really want!
Zell: I wanna
(hah!), I wanna (hah!), I wanna (hah!), I wanna (hah!),
I wanna really really really wanna cherry coke!
Seifer: Ugh!
Seifer: If you wanna
grab a hotdog,
You gotta come grab 'em 'ere,
"Seifer's Hot-Dog Parlour",
Service with a beer!
If you wanna grab a hotdog,
You gotta bring laxatives,
Poisoning is common, but that's
the way it is!
Zell: What kind of
service is that?!
You don't sell onion rings?!
Seifer: Onion rings
will give you bad breath,
So floss your teeth!
Zell: Take out your
false teeth and get floss cut,
Then you use some Wrigley's minty
chewing gum!
Zell: Yo, I'll tell
you what I want, what I really really want!
Seifer: So tell me
what you want, what you really really want!
Zell: I'll tell you
what I want what I really really want!
Seifer: So tell me
what you want, what you really really want!
Zell: I wanna
(hah!), I wanna (hah!), I wanna (hah!), I wanna (hah!),
I wanna really really really want some mushy peas!
Seifer: Yuk!
Seifer: If you wanna
grab a hotdog,
You gotta come grab 'em 'ere,
"Seifer's Hot-Dog Parlour",
Service with a beer!
If you wanna grab a hotdog,
You gotta bring laxatives,
Poisoning is common, but that's
the way it is!
Seifer: So here's a
story from A to Z,
You wanna buy from me?
You'd better listen carefully,
I got chilli-dogs, hot-dogs,
Anything you want,
I got toppings of cheese, and
mozzarella…
Zell: Mushy peas,
and lots of cheese,
I must be dreaming!
Seifer: And as for
drinks, ha-ha! They're cheap!
Seifer and Zell:
Wolf your hot-dog down and spit your dentures out!
Wolf your hot-dog down and spit
your dentures out!!
Seifer: If you wanna
grab a hotdog,
You gotta come grab 'em 'ere,
"Seifer's Hot-Dog Parlour",
Service with a beer!
If you wanna grab a hotdog,
You gotta bring laxatives,
Poisoning is common, but that's
the way it is!
Seifer: If you wanna
grab a hotdog,
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta GRAB! GRAB!
GRAB! GRAB! (Seifer's hot-dog
parlour!)
Seifer and Zell:
Wolf your hotdog down and spit your dentures out!
Wolf your hot-dog down and spit your dentures out!
(Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack!)
Wolf your hot-dog down and spit your dentures out,
Seifer: Wolf your
hot-dog down and pay me some dosh!
Zell and Seifer: IF
YOU WANNA GRAB A HOT-DOG!!!!
Zell: So yeah, like,
do you sell regular ones, coz I don't have laxatives or a mobile to phone for
help…
Seifer: One regular
comin' up! (He he he he he!)…
I think I'll pass, Seifer.
Please review this!!!
