Cloud: ::sees Aeris in the distance praying::
Aeris: ::looks up:: ...um...
Director: CUT!
Aeris: ::stands up:: Did I do it again?!
Director: Yeah, ya did...
Aeris: I'll be in my trailer! ::walks off::
Cloud: ...I can't work with her...
Director: And why not?
Cloud: ...She whines too much...
Director: And why did you bring this up now?
Cloud: ...because she did it again...
Director: I'll talk to her...Aiko, talk to her.
Aiko: Yes, sir.
Aeris: ::from her trailer:: WHAT?! MY CHARACTER DIES!! ::storms out, runs up to director::
Director: Yes, Aeris?
Aeris: My character dies?!
Director: Thought you read the script.
Aeris: Not passed this scene...I ONLY received everything from the beginning to this scene.
Huge toy Mog (H. T. M) I rather have my character die!!!
Dwarf (better know as Cait Sith, named, Henry): Yeah, this costume smells!
Yuffie: ::walks on:: Why is my character a huge bitch?
Director: She's not a bitch...she's cute...
Yuffie: She gets on my nerves!
Barret: ::walks on set:: Excuse me for interrupting, but I just realized I am the only "black guy" in this production. Why is that?
Director: Not now Barret...
Cloud: ...
Director: Yes, Cloud?
Cloud: ...It's the hair...
Director: What about it?
Cloud: ...too spiky...
Director: Is that a problem?
Cloud: ...I might shoot an eye...
Yuffie: It's true! He almost got me.
Cid: ::English accent:: What the bloody hell is going on? Thought we were passed this scene...I want my spotlight!
Director: Serenity now...serenity now...
Tifa: ::from far off:: THAT'S IT!!
Director: What now?
Tifa: They're too big!! I can't work with them! Try putting your hands in a fighting position and trying to attack!! Let alone, doing it all in a mini-skirt! I like to see Aeris do this!
Aeris: My character dies...
Tifa: Really? Good for you, looks like Cloud has another chance.
Aeris: What does that mean?
Tifa: Oh, nothing...
Cid: ::pulls out a cig:: Look, I have business else where, can we hurry up?
Vincent: My character's already dead...::floats on...well, with cables::
Aeris: Then Aeris comes back?
Director: ...No...
Red XIII: Ya know, I wanna hang back with my hommies in the crib.
Director: Please...Please...
Yuffie: And what's with my costume?!
Aeris: Why is my character so meek?
Director: Red, please try to stay in character.
Red XIII: Be happy I don't play my music while you're filming, alright dawg?
Director: Please don't call me that.
Red XIII: And why not?
Director: Too much...
Sephiroth: ::walks on:: I cannot work with this hair!
Director: What is it?
Sephiroth: The sword being long is one thing, but the hair!
Director: What about the hair?
Sephiroth: ::rips wig off, revealing a bald Sephrioth:: It gets in the way! I am naturally bald!
Aeris: So what? Your character doesn't die!
Sephiroth: Oh, yes, he does!
Aeris: When?
Sephiroth: At the end.
Director: And that's when, you Aeris make a brief cameo appearance.
Aeris: But I'm still dead!
Director: That's the whole point...
Aeris: What is?
Director: Your death.
Aeris: How so?
Cloud: ...
Director: What is it?
Cloud: ..
Director: Say it.
Cloud: ...Can I...?
Director: Can you what?
Cloud: ...quit...
Director: Why would you want to do that?
Cloud: ...I can't work with these people...
**The cast is arguing**
**Henry is beating up on Cid. Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie have started a cat fight. Red is listening to his Rap music, but Sephiroth has stepped on it. H.T.M is crying in the corner. Vincent is having trouble with the cables he's on.**
Director: Serenity now...Serenity now...
Aiko: ::pulls out Megaphone:: ALRIGHT!!! PLACES PEOPLE!
**All the actors scatter**
Director: Thank you, Aiko.
Aiko: No problem, director sir.
Director: Why do they listen to you?
Aiko: Who knows... I am Jenova!!! HAHAHA!!!!! ::giggles::
Director: What's so funny?
Aiko: Oh, nothing.