It all started with: Onii-Chan.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters (though my own personal Harry Potter would be nice…really nice) and the general 'Onii-Chan' idea is from Clannad…only tweaked. A lot.
Sasuke: She knows that she's neglected her other stories…all of them but well she really wanted to post this up since it just hit her…hard. Seriously Itachi threw the idea and it hit her right on her head.
Itachi: Oh yes, she was in a coma for about a weak talking in her sleep.
Sasuke: "Onii-Chan?"… "Ha-chan can I call you Onii-chan?" That's what she kept saying.
Itachi: It was rather amusing.
Sera: SHUT UP BEFORE I MAKE AN ITA/SASU YAOI BDSM FIC!
Itachi: Sorry…
Sasuke: It was just light teasing…
Sera: Better!
"Draco Malfoy has a sister?"
Ron looked up from his coffee to stare at his friend with bleary eyes. He'd been up since five o'clock in the morning studying for his history exam with the fuhrer also known as his girlfriend. Trying to absorb the question so that he could answer he took a long deep sip of the burning bitter liquid. "Yep. She's adopted-apparently from Japan."
"I bet she's a child created by an illicit love affair." Harry said chuckling, though to Ron it sounding more like a humored hiss.
"That would be something wouldn't it but, no. She was apparently the daughter of a close friend to the Malfoys. Seiji Takashiro-I think. Anyway the man and his wife died in an accident and left the girl to the Malfoy's. Goes to show you that they must have not known the real Malfoy's, I mean, who on this earth would leave their child with those people?"
"Who knows?" Harry said less humored. He wondered if the girl was doing alright. After all being with anyone from the Malfoy family had to make anyone uncomfortable. After all, he had been in the same class with the girl's adoptive brother for years and even being in the same room made him uncomfortable.
"Why'd you ask anyway?" Ron asked a little more awake. His blue eyes were less bleary and his voice was less a whisper then before. "I never mentioned anything about Malfoy's sister to you and no one really talks about it."
"Well you know how my mother and Mrs. Malfoy are such good friends?"
"Unfortunately I do."
"Well, mother decides to ask me if I would mind terribly babysitting for a friend of hers. As soon as I agreed she lets it drop that it is the daughter of Mrs. Malfoy." Harry sighed. "I'm to pick the girl up in ten minutes-this is really disconcerting you know, I know nothing about her and I keep thinking she's just as retched as her brother."
"Oh well, I guess I ought to wish you luck then." Ron said but Harry was already out the door.
"So, what do you want to do, May?" Harry asked the small girl beside him. She was cuter then he thought she would be, adorable even. Her dark hair was help up in pigtails and she wore an odd dress and thick shoes the same shade of green as the ruffled monstrosity she wore. Her eyes were a deep brown and almost bottomless and her skin was milky white. Her head barely reached his collar bone.
"Um…I dunno. Draco-Nii usually just takes me to the library or to a café. Draco-Nii isn't really fun though." She said and Harry blushed. Her voice was like a bird's song and completely child like.
'You're losing it Potter and… she's a little GIRL!'
He shook his head and coughed.
"Um well, I guess we can walk around a bit until we find something you want to do."
"Are you sure?"
"It's fine. You're mother gave me spending money for you. So the sky is the limit."
Her dark eyes widened and she chewed her lip making Harry flush. 'She's so CUTE!'
"Yay!" She grabed Harry's right hand in both her tiny ones; they were warm and soft. "You're so great Ha-Chan!"
"Uh yes I suppose I am…" He diverted his eyes staring interested at the spot between his sneakers. 'So…soft…'
"I wish you were my Onii-Chan."
"Onii-Chan?"
"That means 'Brother. Hey Ha-Chan can I call you Onii-Chan?'"
"Oh? Well I suppose you can if you like."
"Really? You really will let me?"
"Sure, May." Harry said brightly.
May smiled brightly making those around her flush. (it's not just Harry imagine the other people walking around. Just imagine that May is the equivalent of Hunny-Sempai (from Ouran) and Momiji (From Fruits Basket) put together or had a baby. If they had a baby May Takashiro-Malfoy would be that baby! No lie!!!) "Ok! So, Onii-Chan, lets go to the arcade."
"Gak..!" Harry's face turned scarlet surpassing the shade of Ron's hair. 'She's so CUTE when she says it like that!'
"Onii-Chan what's wrong?" May asked twining her fingers together behind her back. She pouted slightly as she rocked on the heels of her feet.
'GAH! This has to stop! She's a kid I can't be turned on by a KID!!!!!'
"No more Onii-Chan! NO MORE!" Harry shouts.
"Why, Onii-Chan?"
"Because it is highly inappropriate!"
"So, May can't call Onii-Chan 'Onii-Chan' anymore?"
'What's the point in fighting it she is just too cute. She's dangerous this Malfoy, more evil then her brother who must have coached her to do this…I should let it stop but…but…SHE'S SO C-U-T-E!!!!!
"It's ok May-Chan I'll be your Onii-Chan!!!!" Harry shouted flushing past scarlet and turning purple. He paused suddenly feeling as though he was being watched. Harry turned around slowly seeing Ron, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson and Cho Chang, staring straight at him in shock.
Ron's ice cream slipped though his hands and hit the sidewalk with an awful slap but no one noticed it, it was as though time has stopped until Cho made a choking sound.
"He's making May call him Onii-Chan…doesn't that mean brother?" Pansy said in monotone.
"Ha-Harry…!" Cho choked/sobed, her dark eyes glistened in such hurt and disappointment that Harry's heart droped.
"He looked really turned on." Luna said without any emotion, stating the obvious like always only this time it was laced with concern.
Ron still said nothing still staring at Harry with emotionless eyes.
"It's…it isn't what you guys think." Harry took a step forward. They all took a step back. "Wait let me explain!"
"Don't come any closer you might infect us with your pervert disease!"
"Ha-Harry how could you!?!"
"We aint seen nor heard nothing mate…!"
"Gotta go, bye!"
They ran off in the opposite direction.
"WAIT!"
'Now they think I'm some dangerous sort of person! Damn it!'
He turned back to May who was staring into the window display beside them giggling at the puppies in the window trying to lick her through the glass.
'Pure evil…'
"Onii-Chan, can we go to the arcade now?"
"Don't call me Onii-Chan."
"Why, Onii-Chan?" May chewed on her bottom lip staring up at him.
"Never mind, you can call me Onii-Chan all you want." He said but grimaced as Seamus and Neville whispered hotly as they walked by staring at him with opened disgust. Neville shook his head.
"This is going to be a long day."
"What did you say, Onii-Chan?"
Monday's were usually good days for Harry. It mean that beginning of school after a long weekend, it mean basket ball practice, art class with Mr. Lupin and drama club with his favorite teacher, Sirius Black. Usually Mondays were good days for Harry but, this Monday was turning out to be the most awkward and annoying.
When Harry got out of the safe confines of his father's car, though who would call driving with James Potter safe was crazy, Harry was bombarded by stares. Stares from his classmates he was quite used to since he was quite popular but these stares were foreign.
The girls gave him uneasy glances and the boys whispered behind his back.
"Well that is what you get for being a pervert!" Hermione later said as she sat beside him in homeroom. She removed various thick books from her bag letting them heavily hit the table with an insufferable slam. "After all, having a little girl call you 'Onii-Chan' and blushing the way you did and a Malfoy to boot? Honestly Harry what were you thinking?"
"I don't know." He said pitifully with his forehead resting on the cold table. "She was just so…so adorable I couldn't help it!"
"That doesn't mean anything."
"I know. There is no excuse is there? No I wouldn't imagine so."
"Wait till Malfoy gets you. He's been furious about it positively livid with you-more so then he usually is. After all you were being perverted with his little sister, the apple of his eye-the way he describes it."
"Guh…I hate my life."
Hermione said nothing but merely patted his head.
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Drama club was drawing near and despite that his godfather was the teacher it didn't make Harry feel any better. Drama class was the only class he had with Malfoy. This was not going to be good.
He stepped into the class room, it grew silent as he made his way towards the table where an anxious looking Dean and an annoyed Theodore Nott sat. Then across the room Malfoy, poised and regal as ever in his fashionable clothing and neatly brushed blond hair, ruffled in his seat and began to stalk over to Harry's table cracking his knuckles with a sneer.
Yes, this was not boding well for our hero.
"You've got anything to say, Potter? Hmm? No apologies for being a pervert?"
Harry wasn't sure how Malfoy had gotten a hold on him but it must have been quick. Malfoy had balled the front of Harry's shirt in his pale fists holding him up that way so that Harry's breathing was slightly constrained as he stood on the tip of his toes. Sirius wasn't in the room yet-being late like always- so there was no one to save him. Ron was in Professor Snape's chemistry class and Hermione was in Calculus. Both classes on the east wing of the school.
"Um…I can't really…breathe…"
"GOOD! Now maybe you can use the little bit of air you can get to explain to me why you had my sixteen year old sister trailing after you calling you 'Onii-Chan' like some simpering child? I never pegged you for a MOE lover Potter; you are surely dangerous being turned on by May just because she's a bit short and child like!"
But Harry hadn't heard anything else Malfoy had said passed sixteen.
'She's sixteen? One year younger then me? …WHAT THE HELL?!?'
Pushing Malfoy off Harry pointed a finger straight at Malfoy's face accusingly.
"She was the one acting like some little girl offering to call me Onii-Chan by the way, biting her lip and such!" He took a deep breath. "MAY-CHAN IS THE PERVERT!"
"WHAT? YOU SCUM! MAY WOULD NEVER-"
"BUT SHE DID! SIXTEEN? SIXTEEN?!?" Harry shouted incredulously obviously offended. "What does a SIXTEEN year old need a babysitter then huh?"
"TO PROTECT HER FROM PERVERTS! Obviously I had the wrong idea about you, suggesting to my mother that you would be a good companion for the day! You're SICK Potter!"
"AM NOT!"
"SICK! SICK! SICK! SICK! SIIIICCCKKK!!!!"
Sirius Black strolled leisurely into his classroom; obviously he hadn't heard the shouting teens since his ears were plugged up with the sounds of his favorite music. (Just to let you know Sirius is a stickler for disco music-a guilty pleasure he isn't too sure of how to get rid of.)
Stopping a foot away from his desk, he'd pulled the iPod head phones out of his ears to make an announcement, then stared in awe at the shouting. The new student who was following him in was also standing in silent awe at the display of "are not's" and "Are to's" and along with Sirius giggled when the shouts turned into "Meany face's" and "your mom's a meany face".
He cleared his throat loudly making Malfoy and Harry, whom had just begun a riveting "I am rubber you are glue" rant at Malfoy to shut up and stare dumbly at Sirius and the new student.
"Well while that was entertaining I'm sure we should get to learning and leave this lovers spat behind us." He shot a pointed look at a guilty looking Malfoy and Harry before continuing. "Well now we have a new student whom, I believe has transferred from the all girls' school, am I right?"
The girl smiled and nodded. "Yes."
Sirius' cheeks slightly lighted pink.
"Ur…w-well anyway, may I introduce-"
"MAY?"
"MAY-CHAN?"
May smiled brightly bounding over to both boys. Her brother's face was a mixture of confusion and happiness at seeing his beloved little sister while Harry…
"STOP blushing when you look at my sister you PERVERT!"
"I'm not a PERVERT!"
"Draco-Nii, why are you fighting with Onii-Chan?"
Harry ruffled beside Malfoy. The students around them began to whisper.
"So he did make her call him Onii-Chan?"
"Is it true he was turned on by it?"
"That means brother doesn't it? That is just sick!"
"I heard he even shared the same parfait with her!"
"I saw them in the arcade, he was all over her!"
"I know she's kinda small but to think Harry Potter, basket ball captain and all around 'nice guy' would use it as a Lolita kink… just to get his rocks off…that is unacceptable!"
"And with Draco Malfoy's own sister! Doesn't he know who Malfoy is? He's the student body president!"
"I know!"
"Hey Potter?"
"Yes Malfoy?"
"Just so you know I'm going to kill you now."
It would never be said that Draco Malfoy was slow…after all he was track captain for a reason.
"So I guess Malfoy got Harry then?" Ron asked staring out the window beside his table. Pansy looked around him smirking slightly at the scene.
"Well Draco hasn't caught him just yet, Weasley."
Golden yellow and ink black streaked across the grass at an almost inhuman speed and that was when Draco Malfoy was thus named the Yellow Flash of Hogwarts academy.
"Nu-uh! No way! Not gonna happen!" Harry said slamming his bedroom door shut. His father was slightly ruffled by this; the door was hardly an inch from his nose. He sighed loudly.
"But Harry, your mum and Mrs. Malfoy are really looking forward to having a night out together and since Draco has after school activities and Mr. Malfoy is away on business there isn't any one else who can watch her."
"NO MEANS NO! Do you remember what happened last time as a result of watching the little pervert? Her brother almost made mince meat outta me is what!"
"Now you're just overreacting."
Harry's bedroom door quickly opened surprising James in it's speed. He stared down at his son, a version of himself only with blazing green eyes, Lily's angry eyes, and gulped. 'Oh dear…'
"Over reacting?" Harry quietly asked. "He caught me, threw me into a trash can, nailed the cover to said can shut and rolled me down a steep hill where I fell into a ravine…it's lucky Cedric Diggory was cutting school and laying about in the area otherwise I would have drowned."
"…well you didn't have to be a pervert."
"SHE WAS THE PERVERT! I don't see what's so bad about her calling me Onii-Chan anyway."
"Harry…"
"I won't do it!" The door slammed shut against this time catching James on the nose. "YOU WATCH HER!"
"You'll watch the girl Harry, that's an order!"
"An order? ORDER? What the hell is with you people?"
"Don't back sass me young man!"
"I'll sass all I want!"
"You're grounded!"
"Oh! That hurts! I mean no one but Hermione will take my calls and I just love hanging out with her…she does nothing but make me study all day!"
"No TV."
"Whatever."
"No phone."
"No one but Hermione taking my calls…you got any better then that?"
"I swear Harry…I'll…I'll…" James was running out of options. He knew it was a low blow but this would get Harry to watch the girl. It wasn't that James was averse to watching May but…it had been too long since he, Remus and Sirius has spent any time together. With no Lily this was the ideal opportunity.
"What, Dad? Cat got your tongue?"
"I'll invite the girl and her brother over for the entire summer break."
The door opened and Harry stalked out of the room. He looked at his father with his fiery green eyes blazing pure loathing. "I hate you…"
"Got anything better then that glare Harry? Your mother does it to me all the time."
Mumbling Harry trudged down the stairs where his mother was waiting patiently with Mrs. Malfoy and May in the sitting room.
"I should call Remus." James said and reluctantly ignored the urge to rub his hands together and cackle.
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Sera: So that's it. I might add on to it but might not.
Sasuke: That was funny. For those ANIME/MANGA/JAPAN lovers you probably thought it was funny too. Though those who aren't nerdy might like it too. If you don't understand imagine it this way…May looks like maybe to be twelve wearing gothic Lolita clothing.
Sera: Adding to the fact that she is irresistibly cute (remember Momiji from Fruits Basket and Hunny-Sempi from Ouran having a baby if it were possible) so you can't really fault Harry on being taken with her.
Sasuke: I guess…though doesn't it imply he has a crush?
Sera: Kinda but not really. She's just that cute.
Sasuke: Also-Draco Malfoy only has over protective brother syndrome-apparently.
Sera: Yeah, trying to off Harry is perfectly (yeah right) logical. He felt as though Harry took advantage of May.
Sasuke: When it was May who took advantage of Harry.
Cedric: Thank God I found him!
Sasuke: Yeah about that…why were you skipping class?
Cedric: Well I've recently gotten into cloud gazing you know…I blame Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Cedric: Indeed. What a drag…
Sasuke: Anyway-I guess that is all for now.
Cedric: Please don't flame this.
Shikamaru: It's troublesome to review; I know, but if you hope to get a second chapter you're gonna have to. At least five guys.
Cedric: Pretty PLEASE if you do I might get a bigger part!
Shikamaru: Whatever… –lays back on the grass- Zzzzzz
Sasuke: Is he asleep?
Cedric: The lazy little bugger…
Sera: JA NE!