Up To No Good

by Winter Queen

THis isn't the funny part but it will end being hillarious!! :) (i don't care if i spell something wrong) Anyway please read and review.

Up To No Good

Author's Note: Writers block!! Hee hee!! I don't know what to write. Isn't that very annoying?

Harry and Ron were in the common room waiting for breakfast. They had woken up long before breakfast came to their minds. While they were waiting a tired Hermione walked into the room. "What are you guys doing?" asked Hermione angrily, "I usually have to send a boy in to wake you all up! You two are the sleepiest in all of Gryffindor! I don't believe it!" "Well sorry! It's not our fault we couldn't go to sleep!", screamed Harry. "Yeah," agreed Ron, "I was dreaming that the Chudley Cannons actually lost a quidditch game!" "And I was too worried about the quidditch game today against the Ravenclaws!" Harry added. "Whatever," Hermione replied "but it's so unlike you to get up this early!" "Shhhhhhhhhh," Ron whispered, "I hear someone coming!" "I bet it's Snape." Murmured Harry. Hermione, Ron, and Harry all hid under Harry's invisability cloak, which he had handy just in case anybody heard them. All of a sudden the cloak was large enough for Hagrid! "What in the world happened?" whispered Hermione. "We don't know!" whispered back Harry and Ron as loud as they dared. "Shhhhhhhhhh," said Hermione "I hear something!" Sure enough two evil voices were coming nearer. Harry, Hermione, and Ron exchanged glances. Whoever it was, would they find them?

Harry, Hermione, and Ron watched as Snape and Quirrell entered the room. "All right what do you want?" They heard Snape's voice echo across the common room. "I want you to be a follower of Voldemort." "What? No, I will never support Voldemort!" "That's surprising.", Ron said. "Shut up!", Hermione whispered through gritted teeth. Then they moved closer to the conversation. "I will force you to Severus." "You can't, expelliarmus!" Quirrell shot back against the wall. "You will never get away! I will bring you to Voldemort someday!", Quirrell said in pain. He vanished. "You will never force me to follow Voldemort.", Snape said quietly.

A/N 2: Wheeee! Cliff hanger! More coming later. And if you don't review I will lock you in a boiler room with Britney Spears and her grotesque wardrobe.

Disclaimer: I own the plot. JK owns all the HP things, The Devil owns Britney Spears, and she owns her very ugly wardrobe because I'm sure no one else wanted it.