Drabble: Cell Phone
Author: williz
Summary: Another Willabeth AWE drabble in which the word is (let's all say it together) CELL PHONE! We all love cell phones. I do! ….especially when you think it's a broken cell phone, so you call for a replacement and right before you get it, the old one is miraculously working perfectly, so they freaking CHARGE you! Right…..that was a good summary, I'd say. (sigh)
Disclaimer: I swear to God, I would shoot somebody in the face if Disney owned my fuggin' cell phone. Honestly. I would. But they still own Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
Will pushed his way into the small home he shared with his fiancée, his hands full of grocery bags, his car keys in his teeth, his dark hair tumbling in front of his eyes.
"MMMM!!!" He yelled, hoping to God it sounded like "Liz" as he meant to say. The keys completely obliterated his speech, unfortunately, so all he got was silence. With a tired grumble, he began to set the bags down in the kitchen, when he heard a loud exclamation from the living room.
Almost dropping the bags, he dashed into the other room where he heard the voice and was startled to see Elizabeth with her eyes wide, her hand on her mouth in shock. Will skidded to a stop in front of her and stood limply, his eyes wide in worry and fright, his arms hanging limply at his sides.
"Will! Oh God, I didn't hear you come in. Hello." She turned her mouth back to her cell phone. "Just a second, Ana…" She stood and reached up, flicking the keys that hung from the poor boy's mouth. "If I'd known you were hungry, love, I would have fixed something," she giggled.
He opened his mouth, letting the keys drop out. "You—You were…" He started, then pointed to the kitchen, but was forced to wordlessly curl his lip in confusion as he turned back.
"I was what?" She asked, still holding the phone against her shoulder.
"I thought you were hurt…"
"Oh, my scream? Sorry…"
"What happened?" He asked.
"Just a sec," she said, holding her finger up as she moved the phone back to her mouth. "Hey, Ana? I'll talk to you tomorrow. Will's home. Mhm…of course! I promise! Adios." She snapped the phone shut and threw it on the couch before jumping into Will's arms.
He accepted her embrace eagerly. "Why did you scream? Honestly, Elizabeth…do I have to kill a bug or something? Spider?"
She pulled away. "No, Jack got Ana a diamond necklace for their anniversary."
"And?"
"And I screamed."
Will rolled his eyes. "Lizzie, love…honestly…"
"What?" She asked, tilting her head. "I was excited."
"I thought you were hurt…stupid cell phone conversation."
She pouted. "Aw, you were worried about me?" She asked, nuzzling closer to him.
"Yes! I was! Don't do that again!"
"If it's any consolation, you looked extra cute with those keys in your mouth." She leaned up and kissed his lips softly, but seductively. "Sort of like a puppy…" She kissed him a bit harder, reaching up to grab his tie between her hands and pull him a bit closer.
"I love puppies…"
As he was thrown unceremoniously against the couch by his fiancée, William Turner felt a sharp pain in his back. "OW!" He exclaimed, feeling the beautiful young woman leap onto him, straddling his hips.
Reaching beneath him, he pulled her cell phone out and glared at it gleaming in his hand. "You had better put this somewhere where I can't reach it, because I'll throw it across the room. That hurt."
She grabbed it and threw it herself, hearing the shatter as the batteries rolled across the ground, and she lowered herself on her man, her lips exploring his rugged face.
(A/N): Yeah, so I don't care if the movie came out. I watched it and it kicked butt. But I'm posting this anyways, because I wrote it. So there. And by the way, Keira Knightley is gangsta in AWE. Soooo gangsta. She's my hero. The end.