ok, it all started with that fuckin marry hore. the 'virgin' marry. god comes down in the form of a rapist and shoves his immortal dick up marry's bethlaham pussy. this fucking bitch however, BELIEVES THIS BULLSHIT. as in "oh gods gift, i was raped! hallilujah pregnancy!thanks god! lol!" but, shit son. this isnt true. this man turned out to be some sixty somethign year old perv. so ayway she has some son, names him jesus andsigns him up for prophet summercamp and he drops out and becomes a peace pipe smoking mother fucking hippie. jesus and his homies CONSTANTLY drop a shit ton of acid. and really. they see a fuckload of batty ass shit. thats were you get that "he walked on water". yeah, jesus was a TOTAL stoner. this fuckd him up. one day, on a casual raid for heroin, he runs into some bad guys THEY THEN PROCCED TO BOOTY SEX HIM AND THEY NAIL HIM ON A CROSS TO FEED THEIR "BLOODLUST". the end. now, this my friends is why yuo shoud praise allah.