CHAPTER ONE
A/N : So, guys, this is my first story on here, so be nice, m'kay? And constructive criticism makes me happy, so don't be shy, angles!
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ZORO'S POV
I was woken up by having my alarm clock thrown at me and my carpet dragged off. "Oi, Lil'bro! WAKE UP ALREADY! We're going soon!" Ace was now screaming in my ear, and it was way too loud this early in the morning. Living with him was sometimes (okay, almost at all times…) a big pain in the ass. I had been living with him since I was 10; I was living in the streets at the time. My parents abandoned me in an orphanage when I was four, because they moved to Japan and didn't want me with them. At the orphanage there war this guy, about fifteen years old, that I had to share a room with, but that story will no one ever know. So when I was 9 I ran away and started living on the streets. But this one day, I met Ace at a playground and we became best friends, and he convinced his dad to take me in.
Well, now I'm in high school, living at the dorm, and today is the last day of summer, so I'm going back there. "ACE, FUCK OFF, OKAY? I WILL GET UP. Soon." He just laughed, and left my room, with the lights on, and door open. That bastard, he knew how much it agonized me, so after about 5 minutes, I had to get up to fix it. I dragged myself to my bathroom, pulled my boxers off, and got in the shower. After getting my hair wet, I grabbed my bottle of combined shampoo and soap, and rubbed the mint smelling stuff in my hair and over my body. I need to train a bit when I get there, my abs have gotten smaller. Need to look good for everyone who is going to see it, you know! I love how their chin almost drops to the floor when I pull my t-shirt off.
All my bags were placed in the corner of my room, packed and ready! High school, behold, you're green-headed stud is coming back!
"So, do you know who your new roommate is yet?" we were now sitting in the love of Ace's life, his perfect black Chevrolet Camaro '69. He even had flames painted at the front and along the sides. And to be honest, it was the most beautiful thing I yet to be seen with my eyes. "Nope, don't know, and don't really care." My old roommate Sabo had moved out, because he was starting college, and yes, my school has age mixing in dorm rooms. So today, I was going to get a new roommate. I hope he's not a nerd or something like that. I got out of the car, and was heading for the trunk, as I heard a loud scream and someone running straight at me. I was tackled to the ground, I heard the person on top of me saying "Oh, Zorobabyboy, I've missed you so much! Don't ever leave me again, okay?" as those words were spoken, I understood faster than a flash who it was. It was my dearest, over loving best friend, Boa. We had known each other since the sixth grade, and always has been best friends. We fucked once too, but hadn't it been for all the alcohol, it would have been really weird.
I hugged her tightly, before I told her to get off me because with those giant boobs of hers, she weighs a lot. After some argument over her meaning I called her fat, she finally got off me, and I could get my bags and get going to my good old dorm room. All the way through the hallway, people was greeting and hugging me. And by the way, yes, I am the most popular boy in school, and yes, all the girls flirt with me, even though they know I've just gotten out of the closet.
I turned the doorknob for my room with my foot, and kicked open the door, and didn't I see the cutest thing inside my room? If I knew he was in there, I wouldn't have kicked the door open, because my new roommate was a real jumper. He looked like a fox on the highway or something... That's it! He's now my fox! "Heey didn't mean to scare you there, princess. Sorry about that." I figures I'd apologize, didn't want to come off on the wrong foot with my new roommate you know. "Oh, eh, it's okay. Don't think about it." Aww, the new guy is a shy one; he's going to have a really hard time living with me, considering I'm the most outgoing guy in the school! Oh, well, I'll go and introduce myself now! "Roronoa Zoro! Welcome to my dorm room, sweetie!" I reached my hand towards him and grinned like an idiot. He put his hand out, and took a loose grip around mine "Sanji. Nice to meet you." He was talking so low I barely heard him. "AW, come on, speak up, I won't bite! Unless you are into that stuff of course! Then you can jump into my bed at any time!" yup, you're right, I'm that gay guy who is way to open about his sexuality! I just got an awkward laugh in response. Poor little guy, I must have scared him half to death. I just left for lunch, and let him unpack in all peace and quiet.
When I got to the cafeteria I immediately saw my good old gang, it may be because we are the most popular kids in school, and had the biggest cafeteria table, but I choose to believe that we shine like stars! "OOI, ZORO, come here, we haven't seen you in ages!" I heard Franky screaming while Nami was fanatically waving her hands at me.
"You know, we always sit at the same table, so you don't have to wave you hand like a crazy girl, sweetie." I said, as I ruffled Namis hair, just because I know she hates it when I do that. God, I love annoying people. "So, how's the new roommate, Zoro? If he's hot you know you have to introduce me to him!" Boa was always on the look for a new guy to mess around with. "He's so shy and quiet, but I'm going to get him to loosen up! And by the way Chopper, how was your vacation, done anything interesting?" Chopper always looked like the innocent one out of us; he was about just 5'2" and had the palest skin. He always wore a huge t-shirt in L or XL, black skinny jeans and a pink beanie with a white X on it and just a little bit of his light brown hair pointing out in his neck. But in reality he was the total opposite, next to me, he was the biggest drinker of us, and had a big addiction to marihuana. I'm not really sure, but I also think Chopper is diagnosed as bipolar.
Everyone in our gang is pretty different, really. Sitting next to Chopper, you have Franky, our blue-headed maniac. He is always dressed in a black blazer and always a bright colored t-shirt or skinny jeans. Franky is the funny one in the group, with so much energy it's sometimes annoying. And then there is always Robin and Nami, the best friends, who always have something to gossip about and both of them never cover up more than just the important parts. Last of all, there is Boa, my best friend. She has slept with the majority of the boys in school, and a couple of the girls too. If I may say so, she is the girl with the biggest jugs I've ever seen. So to say it mildly, we have a big variety of people in our group.
As I got home after hanging out with the gang, it was midnight, and my new roommate was in the shower. Maybe I should just burst in there, pretending I didn't hear the shower? No, I'll be nice. After all, it's his first day here, don't want to scare him to move rooms or something, I want him here. As he stepped out of the bathroom he was only wearing a light blue boxers, and damn, he had some muscles on that stomach of his, almost more than me! "Oh, sorry Zoro, I didn't know you where back. I'll go get dressed." He barely whispered as he spotted me where I was laying with my feet's crossed and arms behind my head in my bed. "No, you may not, foxy!" I ordered out. "D-do you want me to walk around like this maybe? And why do you call me foxy actually?" I really wasn't sure why I didn't let him get dressed, I know I'm gay and all, but I've never felt it like this before. "Yes, you have to. And I call you foxy because first time I saw you, you looked like a fox on the highway, and because you're hot." That 'trying not to scare him' tactic of mine wasn't going so well I think. But I seriously couldn't help it, he was fucking gorgeous! "So, newbie, do you smoke? I could kill for a fucking smoke right now!" He just walked over to his nightstand, opened the top drawer, and took out a pack of Marlboro. He opened the pack, took one for himself and then threw the pack at me. I just took a smoke and lit it with my neon-green lighter from my nightstand. "You're not even going to walk over to the window? We're not allowed to smoke in the rooms…" aw, that's right, he's sweet and innocent and all that fluffy stuff. "Of course I'm not, sweetie. The teachers never set a foot inside the dorm rooms, so no one will ever notice. So come here and sit down with me, and smoke." He looked a bit surprised by this gesture, but he did as I said. After he sat beside me for a bit, I decided I wanted to have some fun. I inhaled a big blow of smoke, leant over to him. I placed a few soft kisses on his neck before I put my mouth next to his ear "So, how do you like it here so far, foxy?" I whispered in a seductive tone, and nipped on his earlobe. Surprisingly, he didn't pull away from me; he just looked like he pretended it didn't happen. "It's quite nice here actually, except I have this bastard trying to annoy my ass off at all times." I just put on a big grin, and placed a kiss on his cheek. "But, I'll go to my bed now; sitting in just my boxers is quite cold" as he got up, I couldn't help myself, I just had to spank him on his ass. I just heard him whispering something like 'baka' or something as he snuggled himself under his blanked. I figured I'd just go to sleep now; I had done my fair share of torturing for today. But if he's not gay, this must be really awkward for him.