Super Smash Wii

The hunt for the Porno system

disclaimer I don't own any of the characters and places and the Wii.

The adventure starts out in DK country where DK and Kirby live,Kirby is sleeping on the ground, "Kirby wake up we have to go look up some porn on your Wii." says DK,Then Kirby jumps up and yelling s "porn? well...sounds good lets go." Kirby and DK are running to Kirby's house, "porn...YES!!!" yelling s DK as he's running. They get to Kirby's house and bust down his door, "What the...I've been robbed!!" yelling Kirby.

Kirby is running around his house looking for his Wii, "damn it I can't find the Wii"

replied Kirby. DK is jumping up and down angry,"NO PORN...I"M going to go APE SHIT on someone."

"Kirby is shocked, so he hands DK some magazines to look at. "I"m going to take these to my office" says DK, then DK starts to laugh scary. Kirby is furious about his game system being taken from him, had to wait in line with his dad to get it but sadly his dad died in line so he had to go on ahead without his dad He got the Wii two minutes after his dad died.

While Kirby is pissed in DK country four more hero s are traveling,Pikachu ash,Brock,and Misty to go see Kirby.

"I hope theirs hot girls there in DK country" says Brock, Misty looks at Brock "your a big Perv Brock." Brock looks angry "maybe I should just leave you guys and travel on my own If I'm that much of a perv!!" yells Brock. Pikachu and ash are ahead of them and are ignoring them, "jeez they fight a lot...Why do we have them with us again pikachu?" said Ash, "How the hell am I suppose to know you're the dumb ass that let them join us" says Pikachu.

Pikacku says that he's leaving the group and traveling alone, "Pikachu why are you leaving us, were all going to the same place?" said Ash, Pikachu reply s that he doesn't want to be near them and he never joined the group he was captured.

Just as they were walking they run into some people "Who are you guy's" says Brock and ash, "were the Rogue Rangers" said one of them " The rogue what.." said misty, "Got damn it I said the Rogue Rangers and were here to steal womens panties and bras to sniff them," says the taller guy. "what the hell is wrong with you guy's" yells Misty, "hey how do you sign up for this job?" said Brock. They told him to come with them and they will make him a Rogue Range, Brock says his goodbyes and leaves with the Rogue Rangers. Ash, Pikachu, and misty are still traveling to DK country, without Brock.

"Hey Kirby!!" says Wario, "What do you want Wario and why are you in DK country?!" yells Kirby "I'm just traveling around selling things" Kirby looks at Wario, "You wouldn't know anything about a stolen Wii?" said Kirby. Wario looks back at Kirby and says "I haven't heard anything about a Wii",

"Well I have to get back to selling stuff so I can make money see ya Kirby."

Wario disappears and Kirby wonders how he is so suspicious of Wario had something to do with his Wii getting stolen. " well I should get more clues before I go and say that he was the one that stolen the Wii.

While Kirby is getting clues on Wario and ash,pikachu and Misty are getting closer to DK country there are things Lurking in the jungle, the Yoshi Rockets,Yoshi warriors that were banned from coming in and leaving the jungle.

"it's night time and Misty is scared, "it's creepy out tonight" said Misty.

Ash and Pikachu are laughing at Misty "Shut up you Idiots!!" yells Misty, "theres nothing to be scared about out here it's just the jungle" said ash.

Misty grabs ash's hand and he blushes, "get a tree you too" says pikachu.

"Oh I"m sorry ash...?"says Misty but ash is daydreaming about Misty naked, "Hello!!" yells Misty but it doesn't work so she hits him in the head with a rock, "Ouch what was that for?" said Ash, "you were not listening to me" yells Misty.

Ash is rubbing his head They set up for camp. Pikachu goes to sleep early, Ash and misty eventually fall asleep.

The next day...

"M..I..S..T..Y!!" yells Ash, misty wakes up to see spears pointing at her face. Pikachu wakes up and yells "who the fuck woke me up this late!!!"

Pikachu lets out a loud gulp.

This is ... to be continued!!

R&R please