Yo, listen up, here's the story-about a little bot named Gir who has ADHD.
And all day and all night, everything to him is just DOOMED! Like him-Inside and outside,
Doomed is his house, with a doomed little window,
And it drives Zim mad,
'cause everything is doomed to him, and his house, and everybody around him,
And he's gonna sing, his doom song, now...

(chorus)
We're doomed ba da de da,
we're doomed, we're gonna die now
ba da de da ba di, ba da dee da bi di, da ba de da be di, we're doomed we're all gonna die ba da de da ba di...

(repeat chorus)

(interlude-Gir is spinning and pulling off fancy dance moves, Zim is running around the house yelling because he's being driven insane.)


And in that doomed house with a doomed window,
Doom is everywhere, and everywhere that we go.
Doomed are the people here that walk around, 'cause Zimmy's enslavi'n 'em all.
Doom are the words he says and wants to be, doom is the theme, that lives inside me.

(chorus)

Inside and outside, doomed is his house with a doomed little window, and bounci'n off the walls, is our little robot Gir,
In his doomed house, with doomed insane Irken,
His ADHD running full-blast...
(chorus)

(Gir is bouncing one his head. Then he unzips his green dog costume and starts pulling disco moves.)

Gir: na, da ba da de da, ba di, ba da de da de di bi, da be de da ba di, da ba de di! EEEEEEEE!

Gir: *Starts dancing and singing with his new friends-the band members of Eiffel65.*