Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Naruto would have a hairbrush.
I just randomly thought this up when I was eating.
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Temari's POV
I walked around town wondering what to get Gaara for his birthday.
I thought and thought and thought.
What does Gaara not have and absolutely need?!?!
Then, a lightbulb appeared above my head!
I know...
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I snuck into the hospital in the dead of night, well sort of.
It was actually afternoon because if I went at night it would be waaaayyy too dark and who wants it to be dark when we're trying to do something secretly?!?
I asked the clerk, "Rock Lee's room please." (you probably know where I am going with this story.)
"He is in room 153."
I snuck/ skipped down to room 153 and slowly creaked the door open.
There he was, sleeping so peacefully!
I tied him to his bed with really really really strong rope just in case he decided to try and escape while I got Gaara's present.
I got out the shaver and turned it on.
The noise was loud as crap and I thought it would wake him up, but to my surprise, he continued snoring.
I carefully lowered the shaver-thingy to his eyebrows and went to work.
Suddenly, I heard the door slowly creak open.
OH NO!!!! I've been caught!!!
I turned around to see that it was only Gaara.
"Gaara, what the h**l are you f*****g doing here?! Tou scared me half to death!!"
"I came to kill him," he said
"Then again, what are you doing here?" he asked questioningly.
"Weeelll," I admitted sheepishly. "I was going to get a birthday present for you that you didn't have and absolutely need. I was getting you eyebrows. I'm getting them from Lee because he has plenty and won't miss them because I'm only going to take half. He'll still have plenty of eyebrow left."
"Awww," he groaned. "Not you too!" Kankuro's getting me eyebrows too!"
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At Gaara's birthday party
Temari's POV
Well, when I gave Gaara the eyebrows, he seemed pretty pleased.
I also got him another present, which was tape because he would need it when he puts his eyebrows on.
"Kankuro," I asked. "Where did you get your eyebrow present for Gaara from?"
Just as he was about to tell me, some Anbu people landed here and said, "We have evidence that a certain sensei wearing green spandex and his mini-me's eyebrows have been taken from one of you!"
I was just about to confess when I thought, "wait, I never took Gai sensei's eyebrows!"
That means...
"I confess, it was me." said Kankuro.
"Alrighty then, you will be sentenced to a lifetime of listening to opera music!" said he Anbu guy, smiling wickedly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Kankuro.
I felt sorry for him, but I wasn't about to confess and get sentenced to horrible screechy noises that people in Italy call music. (no offense to Italian people. See? I even capitalized Italy for you)
THE END!!! I like cookies. Especially chocolate chip ones and the sugar cookies that you buy at the store with icing on them and are so sweet and sugary!! :) (that's a pig) If you have a meebo then you would know. PWEESE REVIEW!!