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ROGUE BOUNTY HUNTER
Chelkar sit on helos station suchin on the sweet toxin of his lho stick, he dint somke that much but this was a specialocasion, he na his rriends had just survife a DANGEROUS encounter w/ chaos, and they had been spoilin for a fite
but chelkar and his bros held them off and kill most of their leadership.
"I hope nobody calls me today" said chelkar as he look over his ivox
He put the vox to his era and call his landscaper/pilot
"Papi, this is chelkar come in pls"
"Its a me! papai! I was a just a sipping on a corona a few seconds ago! what a do u need!?" ask papi in a frustrate voice
"Papi, do i have any messages on my terminal?"
"Its a me papi agai! yes u do!"
'God damn it" said chelkar "I'll be there soon."
and so chelkar curse t himself and throw his lho stick n the ground in disgust, he didnt want to work 2day but it look like it was gona hapen.
once chelkar got onto the bridge he go to his terminal and read the message
TO: ROGUE TRADER ERIK CHELKAR
FROM: UNKNOWN
SUBJECT: BOUNTY HUNTIN'
"GREETINGS ROGUE TRADER, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU ARE PRETTY GOOD AT BOUNTY HUNTIN, IT JUST SO HAPPEN I HAVE A BOUNTY TO PLACE ON SOMEONES HEAD, HIS NAME IS GRAZDAKA BOOMTOOF, IF YOU BRING ME BOOMTOOFS HEAD, I WILL GIV U 1,000,000,000 THRONES,
HE IS CURRENTLY LEADER OF A PRIATE BASE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE REMEDIAN EXPANSE NEAR THE PLANET OF SAMPLE TEXT, IF YOU GET A CHANCE PLS GO KILL HIM PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN DO IT BY SENDING ME A RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
THE BOSS"
Chelkar was stun, 1,000,000,000 thrones? that was a lot of money! He take a minute to sit down and contemplate this
"What is it, chelkar?" ask strom
"We just got offered 1,000,000,000 thrones to go take down some ork pirate boss." said chelkar "I'm considering whether to go or not"
"Why are you considering it?" said strom "We need to go right now to go get that quadrillion thrones! Where is the ork at?"
"He is on the planet of SAMPLE TEXT, its somewhere in the remedian expanse" say chelkar
"OK, lets go get him" said strom
"Okay, go recall the men and make sure tehy are all here on the ship before we leave."
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"Strom?"
But strom was afk again
Chelkar sit on the bridge, ith ad taken more time thatn he thout to get the soldiers back onto the ship, since strom was afk he had to go thru all their emails and email them to get back to the ship, the men were pretty pissy to get ther leave cut short but hyy shit happens man.
"Papi, are we ready to go?"
"A YES WE ARE A READY!" said papi
"Okay, initiate warp travel now."
papi slam his face against the console and somehow the ship beign to whirr to life and the gellar activate and then they enter the warp to this song /watch?v=DJ7ZL6ul71k&t=0m07s !
as the ship enter the gellar field, chelkar sit back in his seat an begin chillaxin'
"Papi, what is the eta to the planet?"
"Its a me papi! we will be there in about 3 days!"
"Wow thats pretty close, maybe it will be ezpz"
and so chelkar and friends chillax on the scion of remedia while they travel thru the warp.
finally they reach the planet and pull out of warp and see a pirate ase on their radear!
"Papi, get us in close, im takin a shuttle in that bitch" said chelkar
"OKay!" said papi
Chelkar take 5 armsmen, and his most trusted companions with him. but before the shuttle door close, someone or SOME THING. grab the door and hold it open!
"What is tht" chelkar say
but it was 2 late because before he say that, a giant ogryn walk in!
"Who are u!" said chelkar
"Me Mercenary Ogryn!" said the ogryn "Me squish thingies w/ me hammer!" it said as it brandished its power hammer
"Okay" said chelkar, "You can come"
the ogryn got all excited and huge chelkar, almsot crushing him if itwernt for his power armor
an so the assault begin, papi crippl the base defense with lance batteries and nova cannons, and fighters pulled security as the shuttles reach the base
Chelkar's shuttle crash into the base and they all pile out into the middle ofa bulkhead!
"YARHARH THESE SCURVYLUVERS BE TRYING 2 TAKE OUR BOOTY" said a pirate "KILL THEM LADDEIS"
and so they all begin fighting to this song /watch?v=3v6bRZpbcto !
an so they all start fightin and cutthroat thru the bulkhead, chelkar made the merecenary ogryn go first and since he had such high movement and attack points, he kill all the pirates! he crush them all with his powwer hammer an kept trumblin on down the hallway.
who will survive no one can tell, but the ogryn gave them hell!
and so chelkar and friends make it to the end of the bulkhead and end up in a giant chamber! chelkar let out a loud GHASP as he saw a looted leman russ sittin there
"OY U THER M80" SAID ONE OF THE ORKS "US GONA BE GETIN M80, U THINK U CAN COME TO ME BASE AND GET AWAY W/ IT!? FINK AGAIN UMIE, U'S GONA GET GROXSCOPED!"
"not if i can stop it" said chelkar as he kick the mercenary ogryn
the ogryn yet out a loud ROAR and rush to the tank, he smash his hammer into the side of it and rip off the armor with his bare hands! he scored lke a critical damage or soumtin and the tank explode!
"Heh, too eas-" chelkar said but stop
as the smoke clear, grazdaka boomtoof emerge from the burning rubble of the tank
"OY U, ROGUE TRADER, WUZZAT SPOSE TA 'URT"
"Oh no" say chelkar as grazdaka hit the ogryn out of the way
Ogryn! Go get help! said chelkar
"Okie dokie!"
and so chelkar prepare his power axe and prepare for bttle
the ork swing at him but chelkar duck! ad he hit the side of the ork w/ his axe, makin the ork squeal. but that wast gona put him dowm! the ork swing back with his power claw and fuck chelkar an ew one,
"Ow, my dick" asid chelkar
"TAKE THAT 'UMIE" said the ork
"Shut up you stupid fungus" sai chelkar
"WUT U SAY M80"
"U herd me"
"IMA SHREK U M8"
and so they keep fitin' and tustlin', chelkar stomp on the orks foot and he let out a loud GHASP as chelkar swing his axe to cut off one of his toes
"Heh, how u like that"
but the ork in a fit of rage smash chelkar to the ground, then pick him up and throw him at the brunning tank
chelkar sit in the rubble as his life flash b4 his eye
"U FINK U GOOD UMIE!? OY M8 U AINT SHITE, IS TIME FOR ME 2 B PUTIN UR EAD ON ME POINTY STICK"
"Is this it?" say chelkar, "Am i going to get kill by overgrown foot fungus?"
but just before the ork hit chelkar, mercenary ogryn apear! it jump on the ork and pull out his power pack and the warboss' suit stopped workin
the ork sit there in his suit unable to kill
"WHY U DOIN THIS HUMIE, IM ONE OF YOU'S IM A SPACE MARIEN"
"No u arent" sai chelkar
"OY M8 IM TELLIN U I AM A SPACE MARIN"
"Okay, what chapter?"
"I NO CHAPTER, I'S TABLE O CONTENTS"
"Bullshit!" said chelkar
"UR RITE I WAS JOKIN, IM ACTUALLY IN THE LUNAR WARRIORS, THEY ARE THE BSET CHAPTER IN THE UNIVERSE"
"The luna wariiors?" ask chelkar as he realise who they were
"OH NO" said chelkar as he look up to the darknes to se a fake moon on the ceiling
but it was 2 late, b4 his eyes, more than 10 space marine jump down and surround them!
STOP RIGHT THERE said the marines U ARE GONA SHOOT OUR BOSS? THINK AGAIN SONNY
"Oh no" said chelkar as he saw the faggot warriors eying him
DO U KNO WHAT THE LUNA WARRIROS DO TO TRESPASSERS? ask the marine
WE GONA FUCK U IN THE ASS BOY said another one
but before they could get the rapin on' a leman russ busted out of the bulkhead to save him!
they kill al lthe space marine w/ melta and plasma gunss, leavin only the ork left
"IM NOT FINISH W/ U M80" said the ork
"But i am finish w/ u, KID." sai chelkar as he shoot the ork dead w/ his railgun
ad so that was that, chelkar laod up the corpse and head back to helios station
on the way back chelkar ponder his next move in the command chair
"Strom, what do u think we should do next?"
"Cash in and go back on leave"
"Ok."
TO BE CONTINUE
***2ND SERIES MILESTONE!***
I can't beleive we've come this far in such a short amount of time!
This has been a dream of mine 2 make fanfic of my favorite character, chelkar! pls understan that the writing quality is a little worse than the previous story, i ben gone for a month so im not used to writin again yet lol!
Pls post constructive criticis so i can make the story better! I realy want this 2 be as good as it can get!