Oh damn, new story, new people, new characters, and one hell of a time. This is a continuation of 'Deadpool: Madness Brought to Equestria' reading the previous one will make sense of this one, but hey I don't control you. Without further ado, I present to you, 'Deadpool: Madness brought to the Sonic Universe.' Nothing in the whole story except Eidolon is owned by me, Everything else belongs to the original owner.
"This is not good…" Eidolon said, he tried to switch between universes, but felt like a part of him was missing like something took it. However he did find out he can still rip through time and space, and alternate dimesions in this world, so that was good at least. They seemed to have landed on a beach, the sand was warm, soft, and hot, the wind blew softly through his rather unusual hair.
"Sooooo….nothing huh?" Deadpool asked. He said flexing and testing out his muscles and reflexes, after that previous experience, being a pony was fun, but that was for way too long.
"It seems that we're going to have to survive in this world. Actually only you need to. I don't need to eat or sleep." Eidolon said. Glad he didn't need basic needs, unlike most living organisms.
"Hey! What about that castle over there most likely guarded by heavily armed troopers who assault anyone that tries to get near it?" Deadpool asked.
"I prefer not to go there, we'll need to lay low. I need to relearn my dimension jumping and I don't need distractions." Eidolon said walking away from the beach and cracked his neck, it sounded like someone broke a bone.
"Let's hit a strip club, I wanna see some tits!" Deadpool said making a squeezing motion with both of his hands.
"Fine." Eidolon plainly said, not caring to where they went as long as they didn't attract attention.
"Really?" Deadpool asked. Surprised at his answer.
"Yes, but don't draw attention to us." Eidolon said. With a firm voice.
"Yes, MOM!" Deadpool said. Crossing his arms. Eidolon and Deadpool walked out of the beach and shook off some sand on their clothing. Deadpool attempted to have a conversation with Eidolon but didn't really get much out of him.
"So, you can have sex right?" Deadpool asked, not really sure what to say, Eidolon had a shell he couldn't really break.
"What do you think Deadpool?" Eidolon responded. A bit annoyed.
"Yes." Deadpool said Slowly.
"Then that's my answer." Eidolon said. He noticed that people were beginning to show up, except that some were anthropomorphic animals, others were human with certain animal features, and others were just plain humans. They were staring at Deadpool and Eidolon, and they began to whisper at each other while looking at them.
"We're outsiders Deadpool, we don't belong here." Eidolon said adjusting his recent hockey mask.
"Maybe if you didn't wear that mask, and have that dirty pale looking skin with bright dark red blood and blank soulless eyes, than maybe, just maybe, they wouldn't care." Deadpool said, smiling.
"Maybe if you didn't wear that spandex suit and be armed to the teeth and walk like a child there wouldn't be any attention either." Eidolon fired back. Deadpool put his hands up to his chest and made a surrendering motion.
"Here." Eidolon said going into an alleyway and stopped at an sign that said 'Vanilla Unicorn'. The lighting around it was very bright and there was a security to the left of the door.
"Sweet! Slutty strippers here I come!" Deadpool yelled.
(That's what he said!)
(We seem to make that joke often.)
"Watch out, Deadpool coming through!" Deadpool yelled, walked past the guard and opened the door walking in to music, males sitting, talking or admiring the strippers. Eidolon walked behind Deadpool, he sat down on a high chair and asked for a shot of Whiskey. The Men around Eidolon looked at him and sized him up. They didn't approve of this outsider. Out of nowhere all of the strippers began to retreat to their back rooms much to Deadpools dismay. All of the men surrounded Eidolon and Deadpool. Eidolon poured himself some more whiskey and drank it quickly.
"I'll handle these idiots, it's been a long time since I fought hand to hand." Eidolon said and pushed Deadpool out of the circle, leaving him to watch Eidolon fight the men.
"Ready to dance sunshine?" One of the men said. Eidolon didn't respond, All at once the men assaulted Eidolon, all of them used their right hand and tried to punch Eidolon. However Eidolon moved fast, he leaned backwards, all of them punched each others fists, they quickly drew back, recovering from the sudden pain. Eidolon grabbed the leg of one of the men, pulled him upwards, and smashed him onto another. The others began to attack again, Eidolon caught a fist, turned the man around and he instead was met with a knife to the face, by another man who attempted to do it to Eidolon instead.
Eidolon lunged his hand at the mans chest and tore through his flesh, grabbing his spine, he lifted him into the air and split him in half, a loud scream of agony came from the man. The other man drew a pistol and aimed it at Eidolon. He fired the bullet, but it only bounced off Eidolon, the man fell to his knees accepting his death, Eidolon grabbed the gun from the mans hand and shot him square in the face, chunks of his brain flying in all directions. The remaining man, ran for his life not looking back. Eidolon raised his hand toward the runner and fired a black glowing red tendril, that wrapped around tightly around the runners neck, Eidolon pulled and ripped his head clean off. He moved to the right dodging the head, it bounced of a wall and knife that Eidolon threw impaled the forehead and stuck on the wall, blood dripping from it.
"That was awesome!" Deadpool said clapping his hands, at awe. Eidolon bowed and walked out the strip club, the guard however was gone. Deadpool followed behind him, looking around.
"The Castle?" Deadpool asked, Eidolon ignored him and approached a female civilian, who didn't seem to mind showing off her body to people.
"Who lives in that castle up there?" Eidolon pointed towards it. She laughed, like he was joking, but then realized he was being serious.
"The Princess Blaze the Cat of course." She walked around Eidolon finishing up her conversation with Eidolon.
"So this is a kingdom then." Eidolons red aura suddenly flared up and he levitated him in the air and looked for walls surrounding this place, he actually did find them, but only after going a little higher in the air. This place was impressively big and he assumed it contained a huge population of people.
"A princess? You think she's hot?" Deadpool asked. Eidolon surprisingly nodded to Deadpools question.
"Aren't you married? Shit, why do I care?" Eidolon said and started walking toward the castle.
"We're going to see the Princess?" Deadpool asked.
"No, there are seven power sources coming from there, and I'm curious as to why they have it." Eidolon said. All of the citizens were looking at Eidolon, like he just killed a basket full of puppies.
(Who would do that?)
( Pure evil sadistic bastards, that's who.)
"I can't wait! Seriously I can't lets go." Deadpool said skipping along the way, whistling the Tetris theme. Eidolon smiled underneath his hockey mask, he shot out an tendril to a nearby tree, the tendril pulled harshly at Eidolon and he went flying across, extremely fast. He did a flip midair and when he got close to the tree planted his feet firmly to the side of it, giving the finger to gravity, he did backwards flip and landed on the ground.
"Pfft, show off! This is how it's done." Deadpool said and threw and unpulled grenade in the sky as hard as he could, He quickly climbed an building and ran forward as fast as he could, he jumped on an taller building, he jumped on the edge, pulled out his sword and sliced the pin off the grenade he threw, he turned around and an the grenade exploded he put on sunglasses, Rock music playing in the background.
Enough time was wasted Eidolon grabbed Deadpool and teleported near the front of the castle, four guards were standing, while the other two were talking to a anthropomorphic adult female shark. Eidolon listened intently to the conversation.
"Look, all I want to do is ask if I can play my crews music at the event. So how about it?" The female Shark asked and grinned. The two guards responded by grabbing her arms and throwing her away from the entrance.
"Assholes." She muttered. Suddenly she began to smell blood, behind her she saw a man in red spandex knock two of the guards out with his katanas, the remaining two were about to attack, but were suddenly grabbed by tendrils Eidolon came out from hiding and lightly pulled, sending both guards toward him he stuck out both of his arms and the guards collided.
"Nice job, Deadpool." Eidolon said, throwing both guards into the bushes. Deadpool picked up both guards placed them on his shoulders, he patted the posteriors of the guards and threw them into the same bush that Eidolon did.
"You." Eidolon pointed to the female shark, The shark looked around herself, and realised Eidolon was talking to her.
"Yea?" She responded, not really sure what to say.
"Aren't you going to come in?" Eidolon asked. The shark grinned, she liked this guy.
"Thank you." She said walking by Eidolon and Deadpool, who cocked his head, checking her out. Deadpool followed close behind the Shark. She had long midnight purple hair, with magenta highlights that curved mostly backwards, but some sections curved forward especially at the scalp and forehead. She wore a black tight full sleeved shirt that reached near her belly button. On the sleeves were a rectangular sideways pattern, going purple to black. Her pants were also tight near her thigh were two regular sharks drawn wrapped around colored purple, to the sides of her pants were two thick lines that curved around her posterior colored in purple, one of the things that stuck out out to Deadpool was the thick line wrapped around her crotch. She wore black sneakers, the laces were colored 'You guessed it.' Purple. When she turned around Deadpool noticed her yellow glowing slit pupil in her slit eyes she had small amounts of makeup around her eyes and two purple stars underneath it. Right on top of her shirt was a sideways purple lightning bolt to the right, on the left were three starts each getting progressively larger going upwards.
Eidolon walked into the castle, opening the doors violently throwing one off it's hinges. He was met with bullets to the face and sprayed everywhere around him. Deadpool and the female Shark took cover to the sides of the doors.
"Holy shit…" The Shark whispered. She peeked out, saw Eidolon, his suit was riddled with bullets, there were hundreds of shells on the floor. Eidolon was untouched, his suit was a different story.
"My suit...do you have any idea how much that cost? Deadpool, no mercy." Eidolon said. Hostility in his voice
"You mean?" Deadpool said, poking his head out from cover a huge smile on his face. Eidolon grabbed The Shark and pulled her outside the castle.
"Hey!" She yelled.
BOOM!
Pieces of stone went flying in all directions, a huge chunk went flying towards the shark she caught it with her mouth and crushed it at the same time. She smiled at Eidolon.
"Alright, so what's your name?" Eidolon asked.
"It's Mayhem, what about you tough guy?" Mayhem responded, placing her finger on Eidolons chest.
"Eidolon." He responded, slowly pushing away her hand from his chest, she frowned at the action.
"All clear! Like my brain once said 'When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.' Great historical quote." Deadpool said. Exiting from inside the castle.
"Why the fuck are we doing this again?" Deadpool asked.
"To get the power sources of course." Eidolon said.
"Not in front of her!" Deadpool said pointing to Mayhem.
"She's here for that too." Eidolon said. Mayhem backed away from Eidolon and stopped right behind the lake that surrounded the castle and from it jumped two more female sharks. One of them was a gray shark like Mayhem, she had white spiky curvy hair that stuck out backwards, with dark turquoise highlights, she was wearing a light blue hoodie with different variety of colors splattered on it, she also wore glasses, her eyes are colored light blue, she had blue tight jeans on. She actually looked tame, she looked more geeky and neurotic than anything else, causing trouble was the last thing she wanted to do, she was considerably close to Mayhem. The other shark, her skin was colored black, the secondary is a darker shade of grey, she looked like an unruly character and unlike her comrades she most likely would eat you. Her hair is Mohawk like, the remaining hair were strands going down behind her eye, the hair is colored a reddish-pink, she wore a full black battle suit with a grey zipper, white X on the chest, curved spikes on her left and right shoulder. On her right hand was a fiery purple aura and she had her eye on Eidolon, who also made a fiery dark red aura on his left hand, her name was Fracas. (Tell me in the reviews if you know who these characters are.)
"Let's kill these guys already they're in the way and I'm hungry." Fracas said. Licking her teeth.
"I-I don't think that's necessary…" Mischief said, looking back and forth between Deadpool, Eidolon and her comrades.
"If you guys back off and let us get the Sol Emeralds, there won't be any trouble." Mayhem said.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…." Eidolon laughing like a sadist. "Keep them busy, Deadpool." Eidolon said and walked away. Deadpool pulled out his adamantium katanas, and chuckled evilly.
"Guess whos back? Back again? Deadpools back. Tell a friend." Deadpool said and lunged toward the group swiping his katana at Mischief, who looked shocked and flinched, the attack was blocked off by Mayhem.
"You Bastard!" She yelled, A gun teleported to her hands and to her comrades. She fired at Deadpool, who sliced all of them into pieces, Fracas jumped and tried to crush Deadpool, who blocked it with his katanas, He did a midair flip and kicked Fracas in the chest, hitting a light pole and dropping her assault rifle. Mayhem came from behind and punched Deadpool in the spine, his body bent backwards and he used that to his advantage and grabbed Mayhem's head, used it as support and slammed her face on the floor. Deadpool teleported to Mischief and raised his sword, Mischief flinched and fired her gun, accidentally taking a huge chunk of Deadpool's face off. Deadpool couldn't see and swung his Katana at Mischief, who was already preparing to sucer punch Deadpool, she delevired a right hook to what was left of his face, Deadpool fell backwards, and his body became limp.
With Eidolon…
Eidolon evaded a fireball and jumped from wall to wall, avoiding all the flames that surrounded the castle, luckily they extinguished themselves, soon after. Eidolon had encountered a lavender cat, who began attacking immediately. She was an adult, yellow eyes, her hair was tied above her scalp, a red band holding it together. She wore an elegant gown, that followed all of her movements.
"Leave, and I won't hurt you, like I originally planned." Blaze the Cat said. Producing another fireball in her palm. The Shark Squad came rushing in to the castle, Eidolon leaned left a bit and saw Deadpool getting up, his spandex and face regenerating itself. Eidolon made a signal, showing he would handle this.
"About time you showed up. Help me deal with this man." She said nodding her head towards Eidolon. He Sprinted toward the end of the hall, Blaze and the Sharks followed pursuit, Mayhem, Fracas, and Mischief fired relentlessly at Eidolon, their bullets were made to shoot through steel, they posed as a bit of a threat to Eidolon, he jumped wall to wall again, he landed and kicked his foot into the ground, smashing through it and pulled his leg up quickly, lifting the ground and throwing all of them into the air. Blaze managed to jump over gracefully and rushed at Eidolon and began throwing Fireballs, he dodged all of them easily. Blaze smashed her leg on Eidolon who blocked the attack, blaze began to engage in a flurry of kicks and punches Eidolon used his left leg to counter every blow, even as far as to doing tricks and flips.
Eidolon grabbed Blaze's hand pulled her to the ground smashing her body on the floor and raised her up again and elbowed her chest, sending her crashing into a wall. The team of Sharks caught up and engaged Eidolon all at once, Fracas and Eidolon began to match up blow to blow, Mischief managed to tackle Eidolon and pin his arms around her legs, she attempted to scratch Eidolon's face, but he dodged all of it, in a blur bob his head back and forth. Eidolon threw her off of him and into Fracas, Mayhem lucked out and fired her assault rifle into Eidolon's back, he felt the pain but ignored it and grabbed the assault rifle, snapping it in half, Mayhem kicked Eidolon onto Fracas, who slugged him in the face, Mischief used a cyborg like glove and used all of the force to punch Eidolon in the gut, he stumbled over, Blaze finished it and came in burning hot and sucker punched Eidolon, sending him through the hallway and breaking conveniently to the location of the Sol Emeralds, who reacted to Eidolon's negative energy rising because of the pain he received.
Eidolon stood up and Deadpool suddenly teleported to his side murder in his eyes, the whole group came rushing at Deadpool and Eidolon. Mayhem and Mischief took on Deadpool, Fracas and Blaze took on Eidolon. Deadpool was avoiding the attempted impales and bullets going towards him, He lost his swords so he resorted to a fist fight. Mischief and Mayhem had Deadpool avoiding their attacks, Deadpool caught both of their fists, he violently threw the arms downwards and kicked Mayhems leg and in midair, kneed her back, as hard as he could, earning a satisfied crack from it, Mayhem screamed her lungs out. Mischief went into a rage and made sure to scratch, and impale Deadpool, he was left a bloody mess, he recovered and grabbed her arm, and used his palm to break her arm she screamed in pain, he wrapped his arm around her neck, and punched her square in the face, and knocked her out.
Eidolon, stopped playing around with these people, he managed to control one of Blaze's fireball and threw it back at her, she was caught off guard and barely managed to dodge it, Fracas and Eidolon's fists met, Eidolon swiped them away and kicked her off her feet, he grabbed her face and dragged it across the floor, breaking concrete and dirt, and slammed her face on a concrete wall, she held her face in extreme pain, Eidolon turned her around and kicked her into the wall, she ended slumping over, debri falling on her. Blaze came rushing in and clawed at Eidolon, who grabbed her arm and threw her over him onto the ground, he kicked her upwards and grabbed her by the neck, he then smashed his fist onto her stomach and let her go, she doubled over, Eidolon ended the whole fight by kicking her face and knocked her out.
"Goddammit…" Mayhem held her back in pain, and looked at Eidolon, who towered over her.
"This is what happens when you fight the second most powerful being in existence, I'm not a monster so expect everything to be healed back to normal after this." Eidolon said, walking towards the Sol Emeralds.
"Finally, let's get out of here, I'm tired of fighting anthropomorphic sexy animals." Deadpool said. That's a sentence he thought he would never say. Eidolon aimed his hand behind him and instantly healed all of the wounds inflicted on the group, they just beat. Restoring their consciousness as well.
"Hm? What's this?" Eidolon noticed the Sol Emeralds glowing brightly and began to levitate out of their emitted a bright white flash, they took everything near them, including our cast of characters. Eidolon began to tear away into dust, from left to right he was separated into atoms he looked at Deadpool and gave a thumbs up with his right hand, then flipped him off, right before his whole body disappeared.
"Eidolon...Y U NO BE NICE?!" Deadpool shouted as he was transferred to a different world along with the other cast of characters, Deadpool and Everyone else began to fall onto the ground, Deadpool pulled all of them together as a group and teleported to the ground.
"That was close." Deadpool said. He looked behind him and all of the babes behind him were knocked out. Deadpool figured, he'd go and eat a chimichanga and later find an apartment, he could stay in.
(We're going to ignore the fact Eidolon died?)
"He's not dead, just taking a leave of absence for a while." Deadpool said, and walked away leaving our female protagonists to wake themselves up.
"The start of a new adventure, can you feel it?" Deadpool asked his voices.
(The only thing I feel is violated, switching worlds gives me a headache.)
(How does that even make sense? Let's go already, I'm dying to get some sleep.)
"What's that blue thing running towards us-" Deadpool was interrupted, as the wind violently whipped at him.
"Watcha doin, huh?" An adult blue hedgehog said, a smug look on his face. Deadpool teleported out of there not saying anything.
"Who are you gals?" The Blue Hedgehog said, observing the scene in front of him. He poked one of them and realized something, that purple cat was Blaze! He quickly radioed tails, for an evac. "Did that guy, do this to you?" The Blue Hedgehog talked to himself…
The first chapter, are you guys excited? Hope you all enjoyed that 'Little' introduction, I said I was going to take a break, but I became bored and decided to do this, a little surprise for you guys. I'll see you all in the next chapter hope you have a wonderful day and thanks for reading!