It's a beautiful day today; Wednesday, June 8th 2016. The cast starts walking into the scene; first se, then cam c, then cam a, and lastly sean. They all don't even know each other enough to have a relationship, but these are my friends sexual fantasies, not mine, so for the sake of the story, we'll say that they do.
Walking into the school, every one of them started complimenting each other immensely; everyone in the school could already tell something was going down. However, it was only today where these four colleagues would become something with far more potential. They all start rounding in the corner of the halls as the dialogue between them starts:
Sean: "This relationship is starting to get out of hand, I mean, what if the school finds out?"
Cam C: "As if they don't already know. Besides, they aren't stopping us, so who or what can?"
Aidan: "stfu cam u fagit this is hallway pepl can heer us"
Cam A: "Yeah, let's go somewhere more private."
As they start to look for places to hide, they notice an ominous crowd gathering at the end of the hallway, which can mean only 1 thing: School has started. They knew immediately that there would be no time to chat during their classes; they decide decide to wait until lunch to talk.
And as the school lunches begin, they discuss things that the author is too lazy to write because this is a joke, so instead the author (sorry i meant The Author) decides to have them all go to the bathroom at once in response to sexual hormones for each other due to unexplained reasons. As they begin arousing each other in the bathroom, with things already heating up, the real fun is soon to begin as Sean begins to pull something out of his bag:
Cam A: "Sooooooo what is it Sean?"
Aidan: "yeah hury up and fukin show me i cant hold it in much longer cam c is fuckin me so hard ow f u cam my ass hurts"
Cam C: "Sorry I can't help it! You know how it is with gay sex and all that (lol potatoes=gay confirmed), so don't blame me!"
Sean: "Guys shut up or they'll hear us! Anyways, I purchased this off of Amazon the other day, so this should be a more...secure way of protecting our heated relationship."
Proceeding that line, Sean pulls out what would forever be the four mates' trophy; A jar of peanut butter. Every one of them thought at first "What's so special about that?" But, seeing their desperation for each other growing more and more, this seems to be the perfect ingredient in helping them succeed. But it gets better once Cam A starts carving dickholes into the peanut butter, and the four men begin to be aroused greater than they ever have before. They immediately proceed to performing this ritual, while barely having any space between their beautiful pink flowers. As they dwell further and further into the process, they can barely contain themselves for the next 30 seconds before they release all their energy into the jar. Satisfied at last, the unusually young men proceed to admire this sacred relic of theirs for a while longer, until the lunch bell rings. They finally part ways, with Sean keeping the jar, and every one else keeping their dignity...kinda.
THE END (it's a joke story so sorry if u didnt like it)