if the name is in caps,, that means their drunk.
SAUSKE: IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!
SAI: SO SEXXII IT HURRRTTTSSS!
KAKASHI: IM A MODEL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AS I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK!
IRUKA: YEAH I SHAKE MY LITTLE TUSH ON THE CATWALK!
JIRIAYA: IM TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE MY LOVE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME!
SAKURA: *ENJOYING THE SHOW*
TSUNADE: *YELLING FOR JIRIYA TO TAKE MORE OFF*
gai: *DESPRATLY TRYING TO GET INTO THE PARTY*
INO: HELL YEAH! TAKE IT OFF SASUKE!
SHINO: *TRYING TO FLIRT WITH INO*
KIBA: *DANCING WITH AKAMARU IN CORNER*
hinata: god. i hate drunk people.
NARUTO: HEY SEXY! WHATS UP!
hinata: n- n- naruto-kun! her face was red.
NARUTO: HEY CAN YOU WALK ME TO MY BED, I THINK II NEED HELP GETTING IN IT. (when your drunk, you have BAD pick up lines.)
hinata: *drinks entire bottle of whiskey*
HINATA: SURE.
NARUTO: WOO!
ANKO: *CLIMBS ON STAGE AND DRAGS IRUKA DOWN AND GOES TO THE BROOM CLOSET WITH HIM*
a/n: i dont own anything, the song is "im too sexy" by right said fred and belongs to trhem, and only them, and naruto is owned by matahashi kishimoto (i THINK i spelled that right) anyway, i dont own anything =/
just wrote this cuz i got bored =)