Clifford The Big Red Dick
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One day, Clifford was straight chillin' with his white bitch Emily Elizabeth. He didn't get why she always had to be addressed with her middle name. It really grinded Clifford's big red gears. But damn, she was fine for a little white bitch. Clifford decided he was dtf and even if she wasn't, her ass was gettin' fucked by Clifford's big red dick. "Clifford, what game do you want to play today?" Clifford gave her straight bitch face. "Ain't no time for no motherfuckin' games, ho. You gettin' fucked by this BIG RED DICK." Emily Elizabeth didn't have time to respond because by the time her brain processed what had happened, Clifford grabbed her with his big red mouth and started to head to a deserted junkyard. Then, the fire nation attacked. They died immediately, drenched in a huge puddle of big, red blood.
Fin.