**One Night in Hellsing Headquarters**
Integra was working in her office, finishing up the massive amounts of paperwork that she had to do. Becoming bored, she decided to open up her Facebook page (HellsingHead22). Upon doing so, she found that she had been added to a group chat of sorts, and was a bit confused as to who was who in the chat. She recognized 4 of the names right away, since a) they were obvious and b) they were members of Hellsing:
Alucard- NoLifeKing123
Seras- PoliceGirl5
Walter- AngelOfDeath456
Pip- Mercenary4Life
She then noticed she had multiple friend requests, for some odd reason. She checked each one out, and they turned out as follows:
Enrico Maxwell- ArchBishopM
Alexander Anderson- JudasPriest925
Yumi- MiniJudasPriest1
Heinkel- MiniJudasPriest2
She was appalled at the fact that the requests were from members of Iscariot, and she was even more surprised when she got requests from members of Millenium:
Major- ILoveVar295
Doc- TheDocIsIn
Rip Van Winkel- TinkerTailorSoldier
Schrodinger- EveryvhereUndNovhere
Zorin- ZBlitz9
Capt. Hans- CaptainHans
Jan Valentine- LittleBro99
Luke Valentine- BigBro99
She thought the names were familiar, then looked at the list of group chat members and found that they were the other members of the chat! She sent a message to the group:
HellsingHead22 - Alright! WHOSE IDEA WAS IT?!
She didn't expect an immediate reply but was shocked at how many she received. However, she could see that Alucard was stalking the chat. Everyone else had confirmed that they didn't make the chat, so she knew it had to have been Alucard.
HellsingHead22 - ALUCARD! DID YOU DO THIS?!
She waited, and finally got a reply:
NoLifeKing123 - Now why, master, would you think that I would do a thing like THIS?
HellsingHead22 - Because everyone else already said it wasn't them, and YOU were the ONLY one stalking the chat!
Mercenary4Life - I would fess up if I were you.
NoLifeKing123 - OK FINE! IT WAS ME! But it's so BORING around here, I thought we could all do something fun!
Now that she had a MASSIVE headache (courtesy of Alucard), she signed off for the night and returned to doing her paperwork.
Sorry if I left anyone out! Also, I do NOT own Hellsing! Enjoy!
AND YES! To answer a review left for this chapter BEFORE it was rewritten, this IS based loosely on Hellsing Ultimate Abridged! WHICH I ALSO DO NOT OWN!
UPDATE 4/10/2018 A/N: Hi Everyone! So...I have a bit of bad news. Due to site guidelines, my "Hellsing Chatroom" story is NOT allowed. Therefore, I will be taking it down so as to not have my account reported and/or possibly terminated.
HOWEVER! I do have good news for the following people:
The Lone Swordswolf
Smokescreen2003
NoLifeKing123 (whom I believe is a guest user)
sir mewtwo13
RWBYSanctum
THIS STORY IS ON ANOTHER SITE! You may know of a place called "Wattpad", I believe. Well, this story was originally posted on my Wattpad account kimiko_inuzuka (under the title "Hellsing Chatroom"). I will be continuing this story on that account, so if you would like to see the rest of it, please look me up on there. If you like this story, you can follow my account on there. If you do so, please shoot me a pm on wattpad and on here to let me know that you followed my wattpad account (on wattpad, please pm my your name).
My story "My Crazy Akatsuki Family" is on here and on my wattpad as well.
My last bit of bad news is that I most likely will be closing this account sometime in the near future. I'm more often on wattpad then on here, so therefore this is my reason.
All of my stories on here will be (with the exception of Hellsing Chatroom, My Crazy Akatsuki Family, and Maya's Story) republished on my Wattpad...Including the Re-write for "The Modern-Day Life of Tris Prior"!
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to send me a pm on here.
Happy 2018! (Though we are already 4 months in LOL)
~Kimi