A/N: One of the weirdest crossovers ever. What would happen if the Tales of Symphonia cast visited the Tipton hotel from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody? One way to find out! Don't expect logic here.

"This seams like a fancy hotel," Genis said as he and Raine entered the front doors.

"Yes, it sure was lucky that we won a free night here," she responded.

"This even rivals that of Altemera," Regal said as he walked through the doors.

"There are some gorgeous honeys here too." The perverted chosen was quickly slapped by his favorite ninja.

"Can't you just enjoy this vacation without trying to seduce every female you see?"

"Untrue," Presea added, "Zelos made no attempt to engage relations with that blond woman with long hair on the street."

"That was a guy." Lloyd said.

"Well if you are done arguing about Zelos' lack of taste, I am going to go check in," Raine said as she and Kratos walked to the front desk.

_

"How can I help you?" Mr. Moseby asked.

"I came here to check my group in. There are nine of us," Raine said

"What name is the reservation under?"

"Uh," she paused for a second, "Kratos do you remember what name it is under?"

"Hm, it should either be Irving, Sage, Burnel, Auron, Wilder, Combatir, Bryant, or Fujibiash."

"I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have reservations under either of those names."

"Raine, you fail," Kratos said.

"Well I didn't make the reservations,"

"Then who did professor?" he asked. Out of nowhere smoke came from a potted plant. In the smoke the plant disappeared, and a man with blond hair and a giant fork appeared. The man walked over to Moseby and said, "It should be under Wonder Chef."

"Ah, right here sir." Kratos and Raine just gave each other strange looks. "Your rooms are on floor 19 rooms 1947 to 1956," he said handing the cards to Raine.

"You don't find that odd at all?" Kratos asked.

"Believe me sir, when you see the strange people and things that happen at this hotel, nothing will surprise you." Raine passed out the handful of room keys she had just received and told her group to stay out of trouble and to enjoy themselves. She was more worried about some of them then others.

_

"Little blond people, please allow me to hep you with your luggage."

"Oh okay," Colette said setting her suitcase on the ground.

"I don't remember you carrying one of those around," Presea blandly said.

"Allow me to take your as well," Estaban said as he picked up her bag.

"Thank you," she said.

"I don't see how you little peoples can carry these things around," he said as he struggled to the elevator.

Presea began to tell about ex-spheres and their journey and such but Colette cut her off. "We are used to it so we don't seem to notice."

"We don't mind carrying are own luggage," Presea said. Esteban agreed and returned the bags. He was amazed as they effortlessly went on their way.

"I've lost all confidence as a man," he said once they were out of sight.

_

Zelos was looking around the lobby for something or someone to catch his eye. It wasn't long before his eyes locked onto the candy counter. "Would you like to go out to dinner with me for a little fun after you get done with this?" he said leaning his elbows on the counter and looking up at Maddie.

She was shocked and that a random guest would come up to her and ask her out like that. She had to admit though, he was quite attractive. Maddie giggled at him and said, "Would you at least give me your name?"

"I am the great Zelos Weilder. And who might you be my dear?"

"I'm Maddie," she said holding out her hand and she kissed it.

"Oh no you don't!" Sheena yelled from across the room, coming over and smacking Zelos in the back of the head again.

"Sheena, what was that for?"

"Hitting on every thing that somewhat looks like a women! I swear, if I put a skirt on that table, you would take it to dinner!" Sheena yelled.

"Wow, you must really be jealous from him breaking up with you," London said, walking over from the elevator.

"You think I am dating him?!" The ninja contemplated sending her through the nearest wall.

"Of course, I could see why you are heartbroken after losing such a hot guy," London said.

"I see you know a prize when you see one miss…"

"London," she gave him her name.

"Ah, London, would you be so kind as to grace me with your presence this evening for dinner?"

"Wait, didn't you just ask me out?" Maddie asked.

"Uh, yea, how bout you both come with me?" Zelos suggested.

Maddie finally saw through his good looks. "I'll just let London get this one. It's obvious you will just find another person to go out with the second I leave."

"I guess I have you all to myself then," Zelos said, "unless Sheena would like to come."

"I would rather fall down a bottomless pit than go on a date with you."

"Suit yourself," Zelos said as he walked away with London.

Sheena just leaned against the counter. She couldn't believe someone would actually fall for his idiocy. Some would say that she secretly liked him. She would say they were dead wrong and then tar and feather them, chop them into little pieces and throw them off a cliff. That was, when she was done with Zelos. "I can't believe that Zelos was able to get to her like that."

"With London, it doesn't surprise me."

_

Lloyd and Genis were going to the elevator when they noticed something strange pass by them. They turned and saw two boys riding lugging carts and racing. "That looks like fun," Lloyd said as he ignored the elevator doors open. Genis knew write where this was going and guessed it would end in a hospital.

"Lloyd, I think this is a bad idea."

"Come on Genis what is the worst that could happen?"

"Too slow Codester," the boy in front said.

"You won't win that easily Zack," Cody said as they rounded a corner dodging guests. Zack was going too fast and he crashed into the wall, throwing himself off the cart. Cody passed him and crossed the finish line, which was apparently the door to the ballroom.

Lloyd and Genis ran after them after hearing the crash. The swordsman helped the older twin up once Genis pulled the cart after him.

"You okay?" Lloyd asked.

"Yea, thanks dude. I can't believe I let him beat me though."

"Well that's what you get for going too fast," Genis said.

"You sound just like my brother."

"What about your brother?" Cody said exiting the ballroom without the cart.

"Just talking to these guests."

"That looked like fun," Lloyd said, "Mind if we try it?"

"Well, that might not be a good idea. Technically we aren't supposed to ride them," Cody said.

"And it takes a lot of experience to handle the turns," Zack added.

"By handle you mean crash into the wall?" Genis said.

"You just got lucky that time. Cody, rematch now."

"If you insist," he said pulling his cart back out.

"Mind if we join you?"

"Uh, Lloyd-"

"Sure, but we only have 2 carts," Zack said interrupting Genis' logic.

"Well Genis could ride on mine and Lloyd on Zack's," Cody suggested.

All the others agreed and lined the carts at the starting line.

"Boys, what is going on here?" Moseby asked coming from behind them.

"That means go," Zack said and they were off. The older ones had a quick lead as they went across the front of the hotel. "They're getting ahead of us," Cody said.

"Not for long," Genis said as he began charging a spell.

"What are you doing?"

"Not letting those two beat us," he said as the half elf launched air blade at the winning pair.

"Hey Lloyd," Zack said, "Some strange green wind is coming at us."

"Pull the cart over," Lloyd ordered and they barely dodged the attack. Cody and Genis passed them right after the spell.

"So, he's using magic to beat us," Lloyd said.

"You have any idea how to stop him."

"Yea, one, we have catch up to him though." The older pair accelerated the cart as fast as they could. Once they were in range, Lloyd pulled out one of his swords and began sending demon fangs at the others.

Genis stopped pushing the cart forward and instead used force field to block the attack. However, with only one propelling the cart, Lloyd and Genis soon passed him.

"See ya at the finish Codes."

"Any more spells you could use?" Cody asked.

"I think I know one that should work." Brown runes started appearing around Genis. "Stalagmite!"

The attack hit the front of the winning teams cart, knocking it into the air. As Cody and Genis tried catching up, Lloyd and Zack's cart crashed into them, sending them against the wall with the damaged carts piled on top of them.

"Boys, what have you done!" Carey and Raine said in unison running to them after hearing the crash.