I am the Doctor, the Doctor is me. My name is not the Doctor, but it is, even though it isn't. I'm really old and people always seem to argue about that. It's not my fault, blame Moffat for messing with the timeline. Anywho I am a Doctor who hasn't even gone to doctor college but no one seems to care too much except when it gets mentioned. I am a Doctor of the T.A.R.D.I.S. Do you like how I put that in capitals? Not many people do nowadays. To be honest I don't think she cares but there will always people who do, even when she does not.
Ok so today I went on an adventure and I found a butterfly. It was red and purple.. I was on a planet called Htrae pronounced 'fish' and on that planet all the bugs are actually quite intelligent, they even have bee lawyers. That's where they got the idea for the Bee Movie, I took that one guy who made it to Htrae once.
Anyway, this butterfly was flying for a long time, and I watched as it's wings pumped, shooting itself forward only a short distance at a time. Then I caught it in my hands and asked it where it wanted to go. As it turns out, the Tardis had landed on it's home and killed it's entire family, so I look the butterfly and went back in time to save them. Yes I know I say I wont do that but please I'm the doctor nobody gives two cares when it comes to what I say and what I do.
Ok so after a little chatting with the butterfly's family, I found out that it's name was Pe, and after even more chatting Pe decided to come on an adventure with me. Since Pe was so small I used a super secret ray in the tardis and made Pe giant, kind of like that lame agatha Christie thing with donna a while ago.
So Pe and I went to a planet that had other giant bugs. Pe felt kind of awkward since they hadn't ever gone off world before because they're a freaking butterfly. Another red and purple butterfly saw Pe and asked what family they were from, but of course Pe didn't know how to respond so I stepped in and said 'an old one'. Works everytime.
Ok so flash forward to the part where Pe kind of stops trusting me, I had to stop the Monarch butterfly from devouring the entire planets lifeforms by sacrificing myself, but then Pe swooped in and convinced the Monarch not to eat anyone and I was saved and now Pe is my friend. But then Pe doesn't want to always travel with me (sound like anyone we've met) and then I take Pe home and every now and then I take Pe with me on adventures. Life for Pe is a bit weird since Pe is giant now on a tiny planet, and I think they're supreme ruler now or something I haven't bothered to ask. Anyway this is a great story that moffat should broadcast and get tons of money off of since I am a giant butterfly.
Wait wasn't I the doctor before
Oh yeah anyway I am wallowing in self pity because clara wont come with me for a bit since she has a new boyfriend.
Doctor out home kiddly diddlys